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Has anyone ever witness a guy looking up porn and jerking off in a cyber cafe?

  • 26-09-2011 9:53pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭Dublindude69


    Because I have and no matter how hard I try, I just can't forget it. How are they not charged with this?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Next time don't watch porn and you'll be grand ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    learn to like it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Because I have and no matter how hard I try, I just can't forget it. How are they not charged with this?

    They are, same as what you paid. That's how internet cafes work.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    No. But I don't look up that sort of stuff.


  • Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    You are that man, aren't you?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Op, Shouldn't use a mirror then....:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,032 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Does looking at yourself on the webcam count?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,237 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    In Webworkhouse like 12 years ago. Having a Gaming session with some friends upstairs, and we noticed this creepy guy making some weird noises in the corner.

    We dared one of the lads to wander past him and see what he was doing, and he was sitting there, with his langer hanging out of his pants, jerking off to bestiality porn.

    Like 10 minutes later the Gardai showed up, no idea what happened to him after that.


  • Posts: 23,339 ✭✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    They might have been after a Neurofen or two ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    Sorry lad, cleaned the keyboard after myself though.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Knocking shop slash Cyber Cafe,entrepreneurship evolving at it's best!


  • Registered Users Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Hasmunch


    How are they not charged with this?


    How much does fapping to porn in an internet cafe usually cost. Ive never seen it on the price list before. Ive been getting away without paying for years!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    They are, same as what you paid. That's how internet cafes work.


    Fappings extra. OP's right. He should have been charged more.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Last time I touch a keyboard in one of those disease infested kips.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    When people flaunt things they should be at least embarrassed by - that's when it's really time to worry.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    There are times when it's best not to look someone in the eye......:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Because I have and no matter how hard I try, I just can't forget it. How are they not charged with this?

    Did you watch all the way to the happy ending?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭ Emerie Famous Slum


    Never saw that but I once sat next to a dude looking up escort sites and phoning to arrange a meet up with one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Pfft cant he just fap outside the old folks home like the rest of us normal people?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Plowman


    This post has been deleted.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Never saw that but I once sat next to a dude looking up escort sites and phoning to arrange a meet up with one.

    You said you'd keep that a secret :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    Last time I touch a keyboard in one of those disease infested kips.
    Your own computer's keyboard is probably just as bad as an average library/CC computer (unless you have a chiclet keyboard or w/e, which I assume aren't as bad)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭ Emerie Famous Slum


    You said you'd keep that a secret :mad:

    I did, nobody knows you're an escort.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,419 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Because I have and no matter how hard I try, I just can't forget it. How are they not charged with this?

    Was it that exciting for you?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    Voyeurdublindude69


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Maybe internet cafes should just invest in those curtains you get like in photobooths. Have a designated **** section :cool: :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 485 ✭✭Hayte


    Last time I touch a keyboard in one of those disease infested kips.

    The keyboard is probably clean. I mean one of the guy's hands is on the mouse, furiously knocking down pop up ads and the other one is wrapped around his errr...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Maybe internet cafes should just invest in those curtains you get like in photobooths. Have a designated **** section :cool: :eek:

    I've never darkened their doors myself, but I think you've just described the back rooms of many sex shops.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    OP, I promise........... I was only scratching myself.. and the noises/moans were of itch relief.................


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  • Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    How are they not charged with this?

    Probably because you weren't positively identified.


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