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Who wrote the Bible then?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,520 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    LaFuton wrote: »
    John Scotus Eriugena or Johannes Scotus Erigena was an Irish theologian, neoplatonist philosopher, and poet.

    He was on the old five punt notes. Some man.

    The tide is turning…



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    jaxxx wrote: »
    Mary wrote the bible to hide the fact that she cheated on her husband.
    Or to hide the fact she was a prostitute.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,926 ✭✭✭mikemac2


    The prophet Isaiah wrote the earth was a sphere while in 1492 Christopher Columbus and his sailors were worried about falling off a flat earth

    Bible wisdom


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    mikemac2 wrote: »
    The prophet Isaiah wrote the earth was a sphere while in 1492 Christopher Columbus and his sailors were worried about falling off a flat earth

    Bible wisdom


    You know your hebrew ...alas Columbus did not.


    (yes i know columbus probably didn't think the earth was flat but many christians before did.)

    He wrote the earth was a sphere in Hebrew ..but it was mistranslated into 'circle'


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,520 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Or to hide the fact she was a prostitute.

    Wasn’t she supposed to have been around 14?

    And are you confusing her with Mary Magdalene, who was long associated with the woman of “ill repute” who washes Jesus’ feet and gets forgiven?

    The tide is turning…



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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Wasn’t she supposed to have been around 14?

    And are you confusing her with Mary Magdalene, who was long associated with the woman of “ill repute” who washes Jesus’ feet and gets forgiven?
    Maybe ...not christian sorry..
    Why would her being 14 stop her being a prostitute tho? Particularly back then.

    EDIT

    I knew it was an idea floating around there somewhere ..obviously it might be a mad one thought only by a few etc

    https://nowtoronto.com/art-and-books/books/was-the-virgin-mary-really-a-prostitute-chester-brown-thinks-so-mary-wept/
    Was the Virgin Mary really a prostitute? Author Chester Brown thinks so


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Actually it might be a jewish view she was a prostitute sorry..

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2002/dec/19/gender.uk1
    Needless to say, early Jewish opponents of Christianity saw things very differently. One second-century tradition cast Mary as a hairdresser who had an affair with a Roman soldier by the name of Panthe; another imagined her as a prostitute;

    I knew i picked it up from somewhere though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    You have this mantra of no drama just fun.But you create a lot of drama from the stupid **** you post.You have no real world experience of the **** you post.IMO that is.Grow up!And yes I'm grumpy from a bad hip and lack of sleep.


    This is just antisemitic ranting.

    Yes i have no real world experience of Jesus ...sorry.

    And Yes the Jewish view of Mary is or has been at one point that she was a prostitute. Im sorry it offended people.

    Why would that create drama unless you are so super religious you can't be sane anyway?

    How can one have real world experience of Jesus??

    How can you think anything i posted here was drama?

    You dont come off grumpy you come off a religous nut.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    Holy Mary, was NEVER a prostitute, she never knew a mans touch and was moved to convent early in her life, its part of the reason she was chosen.

    and no jew i know thinks she was a prostitute

    whats wrong wit u

    ffs dude

    and yeah anyone can can a real life experience with jesus

    what do u think pentecost is about


    are u even a real person


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    LaFuton wrote: »

    and no jew i know thinks she was a prostitute
    Im jewish.

    I genuinely thought historians thought she was a prostitute...and that it was common knowledge. I was obviously wrong. Lol.

    How many jews do you know?

    And erm not saying many jews think she was. oops


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    Eh lads 'n' lasses, Mary Magdalene was the prostitute, not "Holy Mary" i.e. Jesus' mother. Flippin' heck. Unless the 'De Vinci Code' was right and Magdalene was Jesus' wife!


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    LaFuton wrote: »
    and yeah anyone can can a real life experience with jesus

    what do u think pentecost is about


    I don't know I am not christian ..i am jewish.


    Not sure how you can have real life experience with a dead man but there you go.
    are u even a real person
    Yes i am a real person.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    jaxxx wrote: »
    Eh lads 'n' lasses, Mary Magdalene was the prostitute, not "Holy Mary" i.e. Jesus' mother. Flippin' heck. Unless the 'De Vinci Code' was right and Magdalene was Jesus' wife!

    de vinci code long debunked, as if anyone believed it in first place lol apart from maybe daily mail or journal. ie readers and iradio fans


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    I don't know I am not christian ..i am jewish.


    Not sure how you can have real life experience with a dead man but there you go.

    consubstantiality.

    jewish eh? wow u guys are really missin out :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    jaxxx wrote: »
    Eh lads 'n' lasses, Mary Magdalene was the prostitute, not "Holy Mary" i.e. Jesus' mother. Flippin' heck. Unless the 'De Vinci Code' was right and Magdalene was Jesus' wife!

    NOW YOU HAVE WARPED MY MIND.

    So was the prostitute story just a jewish thing i was told ...or is it actual history???


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    LaFuton wrote: »
    consubstantiality.

    jewish eh? wow u guys are really missin out :)
    ha ha ..yeah ..all the bacon ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I can't believe my people lied to my young mind.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    dude, my best mate is jewish, religion is a common discourse, this has literally never been stated as a jewish belief, ever.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    ha ha ..yeah ..all the bacon ;)

    so lol :):)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    have u ever dated a Catholic guy, vibes?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    LaFuton wrote: »
    dude, my best mate is jewish, religion is a common discourse, this has literally never been stated as a jewish belief, ever.


    It has been. At one point.

    Yeshua ben Pandera.

    Jesus son of a prostitute.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    It has been. At one point.

    pics or it didn't happen!

    i. e. have u a link to ur equivalent catechism

    i know my shít do u kno urs :)

    asl vibes? x


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    LaFuton wrote: »
    have u ever dated a Catholic guy, vibes?
    Only catholic and pagan guys !:)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    It has been. At one point.

    Yeshua ben Pandera.

    Jesus son of a prostitute.

    SACRILEGE BLASPHEMY SHÍTE


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 343 ✭✭Wtf ?


    Is a Hebrew a male tea bag ?:confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    Only catholic and pagan guys !:)

    how about a socially distant celtic Christian who loves the old gods and the new One


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    Wtf ? wrote: »
    Is a Hebrew a male tea bag ?:confused:

    it might b the whiskey talkin but i fúckin love u rite now dude


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Wtf ? wrote: »
    Is a Hebrew a male tea bag ?:confused:
    LOL!


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    LaFuton wrote: »
    it might b the whiskey talkin but i fúckin love u rite now dude
    I ****in love you rite now too dude!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    vibes, fancy a date? adherence to hse guidance


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