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15-11-2019, 04:14   #9121
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15-11-2019, 05:07   #9122
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It's chowdah! Say it right!
Hey come back, I'm not through demeaning you!
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15-11-2019, 19:09   #9126
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Luckily he was an orphan and the studio owned him.
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Luckily he was an orphan and the studio owned him.
Were you the ugly one?

No. I was the tough kid, Smelly.
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20-11-2019, 13:33   #9129
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20-11-2019, 21:04   #9131
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*prison riot*

Hey guyth, come on, shut up.

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*prison riot*

Hey guyth, come on, shut up.

*immediate deathly silence*
"Sorry champ"
"It was Gerry"
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