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Destroy a quote or saying.with one letter

  • 25-05-2020 9:14pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭


    E = MC

    The apple never falls fart from the tree


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭LeYouth


    You got rid of the number.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭Retro.


    Jesus h christy


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Retro. wrote: »
    E = MC

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭Murt10


    From Benny Hill

    To Let
    Toilet


  • Registered Users Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Neames


    The penis mightier than the sword.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Blaze420


    A broken cock is right twice a day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭ToddDameron


    Stuck between a cock and a hard place.


  • Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    A broken clock is night twice a day


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,089 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    I have a Bream


  • Registered Users Posts: 4 revive112


    Too many cocks spoil the broth


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4 revive112


    Eat around the bush


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,916 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

    3 letters I know


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭Snotty


    All aboard that's cuming aboard


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭Snotty


    Just going to do a quick head c*nt


  • Registered Users Posts: 41 averagejoesgym


    A dog is a man's best fiend


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    What would you expect from a pig but a grant?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    LeYouth wrote: »
    You got rid of the number.[/qu

    A word.


    Square.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    A bush in the hand is worth two birds.


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,071 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    All's hell that ends hell


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭FortuneChip


    If you can't stand the heat, get gout in the kitchen.

    People in glass horses shouldn't throw stones.

    If at first you don't succeed, try fry again.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    "You're going to need a bigger boot!"

    /bilingual pun :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,158 ✭✭✭facehugger99


    A Fool and his Monkey are soon parted.


  • Registered Users Posts: 410 ✭✭AlphabetCards


    C'est la vile


  • Registered Users Posts: 59,490 ✭✭✭✭namenotavailablE


    Faraway pills are green.
    May the toad rise before you.
    Better sane than sorry.
    Look before you lean.
    Better date than never.


  • Registered Users Posts: 78,209 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    There was definitely something different about Bob's demeanor - like he had a hip on his shoulder over something.

    Citrus fruits are really cheap - we're talking a lime a dozen.

    Q. Will the task be difficult?
    A. Nah, piece of Jake.

    Between a frock and a hard place.

    Curiosity killed the chat.

    Microwave ovens - you can't have your cake and heat it too.

    Don't judge a look by its cover.

    A watched spot never boils.
    Your Face wrote: »
    A bush in the hand is worth two birds.

    Do you mean a hand in the bush is worth two on the bird?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,916 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    Some opening lines which would have resulted in different books.

    In a hole in the ground there jived a hobbit. - The Hobbit

    Ball me, Ishmael. - Moby Dick

    There was no possibility of taking a **** that day. - Jane Eyre

    Mother dyed today. - The Stranger

    Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, wearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. - Ulysses


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,268 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    We hold these truths to be elf evident.

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    Fiends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your eats.

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    Ask not what your county can do for you ...

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    Mr Gorbachev, tear down this mall.

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    All we are saying is give peas a chance.

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    My boyfriend's black and there's going to be trouble.

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    One small step for man, one giant heap for mankind.

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    There was a mouse in New Orleans


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,268 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    E.T., call Rome.

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    If you can't think of a good thing to say about a person, don't pay anything.


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    Only the goon die young.

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    Is it a bird, is it a plane? No it's Supperman.

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    To the fat cave, Robin.

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    Workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chairs.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,831 ✭✭✭RobMc59


    You can't polish a turk


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    A good tart is half the work done.


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