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Why do socialists go bald? *MOD WARNING POST 70*

  • 22-05-2020 3:01pm
    #1
    Cobalt17
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 135 ✭✭


    Look at Paul Murphy, Boyd Barrett, Gino Kenny etc. All of them are suffering from some form of male pattern baldness.

    There also all under 6 ft. Do these people simply have weak genetics?

    Mod Note:

    Cobalt17 and ShatterAlan, quit the back and forth bickering. Any issues with a post and report it.


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  • #2
    NIMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 32,975 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    Fake socialists.


  • #3
    Cobalt17
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 135 ✭✭Cobalt17


    NIMAN wrote: »
    Fake socialists.

    What’s a fake socialist?


  • #4
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,276 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Try harder, 2/10


  • #5
    normanoffside
    Registered Users Posts: 9,923 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    Cobalt17 wrote: »
    Look at Paul Murphy, Boyd Barrett, Gino Kenny etc. All of them are suffering from some form of male pattern baldness.

    There also all under 6 ft. Do these people simply have weak genetics?

    Putin too.


  • #6
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,276 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    normanoffside wrote: »
    Putin too.

    Trump has no hair deficiency :D.


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  • #7
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,273 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Stalin had a fine head of hair on him, so I'm afraid your argument is fallacious OP.


  • #8
    Thelonious Monk
    Registered Users Posts: 13,731 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    Stalin, Fidel, Che Guevera...


  • #9
    Cobalt17
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 135 ✭✭Cobalt17


    Zaph wrote: »
    Stalin had a fine head of hair on him, so I'm afraid your argument is fallacious OP.

    I meant the common weed smoking, soy latte swilling Irish socialist, who says stuff like “eat the rich”. I’ve never come across one of these guys, who’s been physically impressive in any way at all.


  • #10
    Central Services
    Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭Central Services


    Why do socialists all go bald

    A few of them were to begin with.

    And then they all had to be the same


  • #11
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Zaph wrote: »
    Stalin had a fine head of hair on him, so I'm afraid your argument is fallacious OP.

    Deadly tash too.


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  • #12
    Cobalt17
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 135 ✭✭Cobalt17


    Sure I Dont Know wrote: »
    They larp about killing landlords but most of them could barely do more than three press ups in a row. It's pure cringe.

    I always wondered if the reason they push for socialism is an evolutionary trait, similar to fight or flight, they realise that there’s no way that they can compete on a natural level.


  • #13
    Oafley Jones
    Registered Users Posts: 6,460 ✭✭✭Oafley Jones


    Sure I Dont Know wrote: »
    They larp about killing landlords but most of them could barely do more than three press ups in a row. It's pure cringe.

    Having a conversation with yourself then.


  • #14
    Thelonious Monk
    Registered Users Posts: 13,731 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    Who let a Journal commenter's children on boards ffs?


  • #15
    Cobalt17
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 135 ✭✭Cobalt17


    Thelonious Monk wrote: »
    Who let a Journal commenter's children on boards ffs?

    They’re owned by the same company, so expect some overlap.


  • #16
    Cobalt17
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 135 ✭✭Cobalt17


    Berties_Horse wrote: »
    Are they also responsible for the cheche you play in?

    Yes.


  • #17
    The Tetrarch
    Registered Users Posts: 2,092 ✭✭✭The Tetrarch


    I conclude from the evidence that all capitalists are over six feet tall with a fine head of hair.


  • #18
    Cobalt17
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 135 ✭✭Cobalt17


    Sure I Dont Know wrote: »
    Stalin was an evil pyscho but no one can deny that he was a badass as a young man.

    It's the student **** who idolise Stalin that are cringey and problematic.

    Another thing I never understood is these guys walking around wearing che Guevara on their T-shirts. The guy wanted to exterminate gays.


  • #19
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Cobalt17 wrote: »
    I always wondered if the reason they push for socialism is an evolutionary trait, similar to fight or flight, they realise that there’s no way that they can compete on a natural level.

    There's certainly an element of that to it.


    Nature across all animal species seems to follow that pattern . Survival of the fittest, the strong rising to the top etc.


  • #20
    Central Services
    Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭Central Services


    There does indeed seem to be a causal link.
    So then, if we can just eliminate socialists then we'll have cured male pattern baldness.


  • #21
    Cobalt17
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 135 ✭✭Cobalt17


    Central Services wrote: »
    There does indeed seem to be a causal link.
    So then, if we can just eliminate socialists then we'll have cured male pattern baldness.

    I don’t think we can ever eliminate socialism. Someone always has to be at the bottom of the pecking order.


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  • #22
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,109 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Clare Daly and Ruth Coppinger are bucking this trend.


  • #23
    Cobalt17
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 135 ✭✭Cobalt17


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Clare Daly and Ruth Coppinger are bucking this trend.

    In fairness though, Ruth’s closer to a bald man, than she is a pretty woman.


  • #24
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,638 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Imagine we had a subforum for this sh1te.


  • #25
    Cobalt17
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 135 ✭✭Cobalt17


    andekwarhola wrote: »
    Imagine we had a subforum for this sh1te.

    Are you short and bald?


  • #26
    Moghead
    Registered Users Posts: 353 ✭✭Moghead


    Cobalt17 wrote: »
    Another thing I never understood is these guys walking around wearing che Guevara on their T-shirts. The guy wanted to exterminate gays.

    It's usually people just trying to be edgy, like lads who wear MAGA hats.


  • #27
    Cobalt17
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 135 ✭✭Cobalt17


    Moghead wrote: »
    It's usually people just trying to be edgy, like lads who wear MAGA hats.

    They’re another pack of dickless lunatics in my eyes.


  • #28
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    The ultimate nightmare for most socialists would be having to work in a socialist workers republic.

    You can have that one for free, OP.


  • #29
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Thelonious Monk wrote: »
    Stalin, Fidel, Che Guevera...

    All wig wearers


  • #30
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,276 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    OP, if you're so desperate to rant about leftists make a blog, why pretend this is a discussion?


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  • #31
    Das Reich
    Registered Users Posts: 736 ✭✭✭Das Reich


    Mussolini was bald and short but at the same time had 6 children and younger lovers.


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