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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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  • #62
    guitarzero
    Registered Users Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭guitarzero


    The flirt chat add from about 7 or 8 years ago, think it was on sky after 10 pm. Just a black background, this blond in a black dress just sensually gyrating her hips and the tempting lift of the skirt. It lasted for about 8 seconds but it only took me 5.

    There was this Italian lessons thing on BBC at about 2 in the morning, the host was a cracker, worth the wait.


  • #63
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    the Bravo channel after midnight;) (we've all done it) pretending to stay up to watch the darts on eurosport...:)

    they had some crackers on, and i'd crack one off


  • #64
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,398 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    If times are really tough, one of those infomercials on eurosport for exercise equipment.


  • #65
    northernpower
    Registered Users Posts: 198 ✭✭northernpower


    Aerobics oz style - pure dort


  • #66
    voz es
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭voz es


    Tails142 wrote: »
    Countdown...


    Off the school but up to the room, gettin warmer up with a two letter rounds, then up the pace on the clock., 'can i get an vowel Carol'.... GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :D


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  • #67
    SJPK
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭SJPK


    tripe man wrote: »
    The usual for the time; bending over in front of a mirror and **** to your own asshole.
    :eek:


  • #68
    Owryan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭Owryan


    Remember when the Sunday World was full of almost naked wimmen, on just about every page there was a young one in a swim suit or skimpy undies !!!!!1

    Oh why did they have to ditch them ? great for horny teenagers lol


  • #69
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Thundercats

    Cheetara gave me the horn


  • #70
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,973 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    A lot more fresh air in the pre-internet days, hiding in the bushes outside some woman's bedroom window.


  • #71
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • #72
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Eurotrash, loaded magazine, weird, boring French films with nudity/sex.


  • #73
    Trigger13222
    Registered Users Posts: 213 ✭✭Trigger13222


    Eurothrash,Home and Away :o and the problem page in the Sun.


  • #74
    Encrypted Pigeon
    Registered Users Posts: 12,753 ✭✭✭✭Encrypted Pigeon


    ^ Dani from Home and Away


  • #75
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    I have whacked off to the opening credits of baywatch.

    Theres something wrong with you if the Hoff doesnt make you want to **** your brains out


  • #76
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,106 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    badgerbaiter wrote: »
    the den on rte..before it got unsexy..

    Emma Ledden.


  • #77
    wyndham
    Registered Users Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭wyndham


    some random drunk wrote: »
    In my house we didn't get the internet until I was 16. Therefore there were a few years when I was a horny teenager but had no access to decent **** material. Some of the really lame things I pleasured myself to are as follows :o:


    [*]A recording of the Spice Girls singing on Noel's House Party. Used to sneak downstairs late at night just to watch it. F*ck knows how I managed to get turned on by that.

    I found what did it for you op at 2.51 in the video: Have a nostalgia fap.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqRklLyMECA


  • #78
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Lynne from George and Lynne :o;)


  • #79
    Guill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    wyndham wrote: »
    I found what did it for you op at 2.51 in the video: Have a nostalgia fap.


    How the hell did he fap to that?? :confused:


  • #80
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    Im sure the twins of fun house got a blast or two back in the day oh and speaking of twins the sweet valley high girls too.


  • #81
    Squarewave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Guill wrote: »
    How the hell did he fap to that?? :confused:

    What teenage male could resist the raw sexual attraction of Noel Edmonds in a blonde wig and pink belly top?


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  • #82
    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,357 ✭✭✭cml387


    Fapping to Noel Edmonds in drag. Gentlemen, we have a winner.


  • #83
    M cebee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭M cebee


    page3

    i hadn't heard about pussy then


  • #84
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    IM0 wrote: »
    eurotrash ftw!

    dont say the romeo cleaners

    me, page 3 and scruff mags


  • #85
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Fizman wrote: »
    Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

    Dear lord!!! :eek:


  • #86
    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,357 ✭✭✭cml387


    Health And Efficiency magazine?


  • #87
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    I was introduced to internet pron quite late on so probably used lame sh1t to fap to for longer than most! I defo used the home shopping catalogue thing (though being a girl I could actually pass it off as ''just looking at clothes" :P). I used to memorise the covers of Nuts/ Playboy for the '**** bank' cause I was too embarrassed the buy them. The Sun in general was, and continues to be, a great source of soft core pron with the half-nekkid celebs , Page 3 and what not. Again, that could be passed off as just reading the paper (yay!). Prob the lamest thing in relation to that were those old ads for 'sexy ' mobile phone pics. I actually tore out an ad and hid it in my room for weeks. The shame! Also way up there in the sad stakes is sneaking downstairs late one night to watch a re-run of American Pie 2 for the lesbian scene which lasted all of two minutes! Also, why all the porn threads of late in AH? I should probably stop posting in them, I think I'm coming off as a bit of a pervert! :P


  • #88
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    Maeve Binchy novels. "And he slipped inside like a seal would into the sea"

    I blame my adult predilection for murdering the homeless on those forgotten afternoons


  • #89
    Fart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Some of the wimminz in WWF/E.


  • #90
    Fart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Dear lord!!! :eek:
    I'm guilty as charged.


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  • #91
    MetalDog
    Registered Users Posts: 904 ✭✭✭MetalDog


    The tribeswomen in National Geographic. :D


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