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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #32
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    Watching an entire episode of "Thirtysomething" waiting for a glimse of boob.

    Or the 5 minute preview of the adult channel. Short window, you had to be "ready"
    Show off! :D


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    #33
    Owen
    Registered Users Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    Miss Whiplash from the computer magazine Commodore Force. Pure BDSM porn for 12 year olds.


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    #34
    badgerbaiter
    Registered Users Posts: 183 ✭✭badgerbaiter


    the den on rte..before it got unsexy..


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    #35
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    I have a heap of sisters so there was always lots of **** material around the house from the likes of Vogue and Sugar and and other magazines.

    Of course, Shannon Reed (Isla Fisher) from home and Away was always worth a go too. The big sexy lesbian.

    Thankfully, the internet soon came along and I was able to download images (sometimes GIFs) onto disks named "Homework" which had curiously little to do with school at all.


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    #36
    some random drunk
    Registered Users Posts: 967 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Once when I was really desperate I remember fapping to (not particularly sexy) pictures of Lara Croft from a review of Tomb Raider II in C&VG magazine.


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    #37
    Tubbs4
    Registered Users Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭Tubbs4


    Page 3 or ads in the back of the playstation mag


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    #38
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I had an unofficial xfiles compendium that had a picture of scully with side boob... it was awesome.


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    #39
    Kamjana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭Kamjana


    I really miss watching a blue on video :(


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    #40
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,398 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    later12 wrote: »
    I have a heap of sisters so there was always lots of **** material around the house.......
    Thought you were going to say "their pants" :eek:


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    #41
    Tonto86
    Registered Users Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    Ch4 used to have late night low budget soft porn.

    I remember fappin away to the lesbian warewolf. It was in foreign and she was covered on hair and had a dog like face....

    .... suppose it prepared me for Irish women


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    #42
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Tails142 wrote: »
    Countdown...

    Diddle di, diddle di, diddle di di uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......


    Red Shoe Diaries.
    Sweet Valley High.
    Sabrina the Teenage Witch.


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    #43
    Patri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭Patri


    That bit in Angela's Ashes where they show the baps...


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    #44
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Actually Will Smiths two sexy cousins in Fresh Prince of Bel Air got a few shots at the title too.


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    #45
    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭cml387


    Oldies will remember a German magazine from the 70's called I think Neue Revue.

    It was a very odd magazine and (Bill Bryson was a fan, I borrow slightly from him) it included a photo shoot usually of Greta and Hans.

    By day Greta worked in a supermarket, Hans did something manly with engines.
    But at home they never seemed to wear any clothes and were good enough to allow Neue Revue into their home to photograph them watching tv or playing scrabble.Nothing more steamy than that mind you.


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    #46
    matt-dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Just remembered another one. There used to be an ad for the movie Showgirls on Sky One late at night, which showed some nudity. A mate of mine told me it was always on during Star Trek Voyager. I absolutely detested Voyager but I remember sitting through 45 mins of bulls*t about some android who developed human feelings just to see 30 seconds or so of tits :D.

    You're a liar!! data wasn't on voyager except for the last few and it wasn't about him developing feelings!!!

    You either didn't watch it at all or you were watching the next generation!!!

    Why has after hours turned into the encyclopedia of fapping recently????


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    #47
    Guill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    Cat womean in Batman returns.


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    #48
    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭cml387


    matt-dublin wrote: »
    You're a liar!! data wasn't on voyager except for the last few and it wasn't about him developing feelings!!!

    You either didn't watch it at all or you were watching the next generation!!!

    Why has after hours turned into the encyclopedia of fapping recently????


    He's thinking maybe of Seven Of Nine.


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    #49
    some random drunk
    Registered Users Posts: 967 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    matt-dublin wrote: »
    You're a liar!! data wasn't on voyager except for the last few and it wasn't about him developing feelings!!!

    You either didn't watch it at all or you were watching the next generation!!!

    Why has after hours turned into the encyclopedia of fapping recently????

    Could well have been the next generation if you say so. I never watched Star Trek so I couldn't tell you. Boobs were what interested me.

    AH has always been the encylopedia of fapping, where have you been?


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    #50
    SJPK
    Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭SJPK


    a friend... ahem... once said he fapped to one of those ah 'growing up' books... :o

    aw jesus...


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    #51
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    I thought Linda Lusardi was exotic as fu<k in the mid 80s.


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    #52
    Guill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    Just remembered, Doctor Beverly Crusher.....


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    #53
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    aaahh the days before the internet...young lads these days don't know how good they have it

    wonder woman i use to pull my wire in her honour...watch it on a sunday afternoon and then burn her image in my mind..and then during the week i'd do a bit of "stress relief" under the blankets:P

    also my mammys woman magazines with their sexy underwear adverts:P


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    #54
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    When i was about 11 i was playing over in my friends house when me and my mate decided to go snooping in his older brothers room (his brother was about 14) i lifted his pillow and there was pile of jizzed up tissues and a copy of the family album. We all had a laugh and the next day i told my mates in school who all laughed except one, my mate was disgusted and for about 6 years afterward when ever this guy was mentioned my friend would comment what a sick f*cker he was. I always thought it was strange and one day i questioned him saying "jesus man i dont see why you hate him so much im sure you have w*nked to worse" He replied "what, the guy was w*anking to pictures of his own family, that sick" That was when i had to explain that the family album was actually a catalogue that had a bra section and the guy wasn't some of Joseph Fritzl character.


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    #55
    Kidchameleon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    There used to be a channel on the telly before it was called NTL. It had all the channels on one screen in little boxes. Some of the boxes had the movie channels on. You could watch soft porn with no sound there :)


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    #56
    WoundedRhino
    Registered Users Posts: 66 ✭✭WoundedRhino


    Jet from the UK version of Gladiators. Lightning if Jet wasn't on.... but she was no Jet. My goddess in lycra.


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    #57
    Guill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    Emmanuel was always on Channel 4, along with Eurotrash and sometimes even the Word had good boobage. If you were lucky they would show somw late night Anime which was bound the show at least some side boob repeatidly.


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    #58
    tripe man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭tripe man


    The usual for the time; bending over in front of a mirror and **** to your own asshole.


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    #59
    al28283
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    castletownman wrote: »
    Good Housekeeping magazine


    ever try Bad Housekeeping magazine? ;)


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    #60
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,059 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    Worst thing that could possibly happen to you back then:
    Film on channel 4 looks promising. Make at attempt at the early sex scene, then you think it's not that great, you'll wait for the next one. But that was the only sex scene in the movie. So you spent your entire saturday night watching a crap french arthouse movie with a floppy willy in your hand.

    lmao

    In fairness to Channel 4, they did show some good sex-filled movies. The Emmanuelle series, Caligula and La bête* spring to mind.

    Many a fap was had

    * One of the review titles for that film on IMDB - "Heart-Warming Tale Of A Woman Fucking A Rat-Bear"

    Pretty much sums it up :D


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    #61
    Agricola
    Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Sharon Ni Bheolain reading the news.......some things never change! :D

    Well she is on Six One now as opposed to News on Two.....


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