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Dumb/Great Facebook Status [No Names] - Part III

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    #482
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    "My definition of a salmon salad courgettes asparagus red onion baby tomatoes and sweet potato dressing asthmatic vinegar reduced"

    Loves me some asthmatic vinegar!


    No clue what that person wanted to say there but it immediately made me think of this

    RYXVP.gif


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    #483
    dreamers75
    Registered Users Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    So I went into Home Depot and Lowe’s today without a face covering and nobody said a word. It’s now a new beginning for me. I am tired of the government trying to program me for future violations against my civil liberties.
    .....


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    #484
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Why is everyone sending me happy birthday in private messages and not my page if I had known that i was an embarrassment to u I wouldn't have bother posting on ur timelines, and if I'm that much of an embarrassment DELETE ME, stick ur happy birthdays up ur hole...


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    #485
    El Gato De Negocios
    Registered Users Posts: 6,639 ✭✭✭El Gato De Negocios


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Why is everyone sending me happy birthday in private messages and not my page if I had known that i was an embarrassment to u I wouldn't have bother posting on ur timelines, and if I'm that much of an embarrassment DELETE ME, stick ur happy birthdays up ur hole...

    Don't know what we did before Facebook was around to publicly validate the day we popped out of our mother's growler.


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    #486
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    This Is For The Blonde Bimbo With The Nits crawling around her roots Layin little ****ty nit babies to crawl all around her skull ****in tramp side show bob I'm gona make an example of ya u horrid filthy animal whores **** , You've a face der like like u got trampled on by a horse up der in Ballinasloe, atein d tablets U ugly junkies deseased pest of a young wan :D Gwan away n get a nose job for urself it's like a god dam curly wurly...you've more mileage on ya than a Dented Ford Escort. Your not even wort the status but I said I'd write it anyway for the sneer now **** off u ram your like a belted lizard roaming through the desert looking for shelter but u Hav it wit the nose on ya !!!! Now go back to ur carving of tomb stones u freak


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    #487
    tea and coffee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,823 ✭✭✭tea and coffee


    That's the best for a long time. Almost poetic.


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    #488
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    ^^

    Forever Awone, Am I mistaken or do these two not get on particulary well with each other?


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    #489
    Orange Tiny Terror
    Registered Users Posts: 35 ✭Orange Tiny Terror


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    This Is For The Blonde Bimbo With The Nits crawling around her roots Layin little ****ty nit babies to crawl all around her skull ****in tramp side show bob I'm gona make an example of ya u horrid filthy animal whores **** , You've a face der like like u got trampled on by a horse up der in Ballinasloe, atein d tablets U ugly junkies deseased pest of a young wan :D Gwan away n get a nose job for urself it's like a god dam curly wurly...you've more mileage on ya than a Dented Ford Escort. Your not even wort the status but I said I'd write it anyway for the sneer now **** off u ram your like a belted lizard roaming through the desert looking for shelter but u Hav it wit the nose on ya !!!! Now go back to ur carving of tomb stones u freak

    Whoever wrote that should look into creative writing, they clearly have a talent for it. Brilliant stuff


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    #490
    thesandeman
    Registered Users Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭thesandeman


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Why is everyone sending me happy birthday in private messages and not my page if I had known that i was an embarrassment to u I wouldn't have bother posting on ur timelines, and if I'm that much of an embarrassment DELETE ME, stick ur happy birthdays up ur hole...

    Just out of curiosity, did a Facebook friend of yours or fussyonions go on holiday to Eastbourne last September?


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    #491
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    ^^^

    Fantastic.
    Arrive a day early so it must be the hotel or booking.com that ****ed up. I would like that explained to me how that works, booking online, and filling in the dates yourself.


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    #492
    AndyBoBandy
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,897 Mod ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    inforfun wrote: »
    ^^^

    Fantastic.
    Arrive a day early so it must bet hotel or booking.com that ****ed up. I would like that explained to me how that works, booking online, and filling in the dates yourself.

    Ah yes, but the customer is always right!!!!

    And the cheek of the hotel, willing to accommodate the guests a day earlier than was booked, but it will cost extra!!!!!!


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    #493
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    "This is to pippers *Joan (name changed)* you pulled my son again this evening and asked for a women well I'm here in *estate name* as u no I waited for you 2 weeks ago and you never came but I'm here waiting for you now .. so come up to *estate name* myhuni I was never known as a fighter as everyone nos but no1 will try bully my children or walk over them and to us my history on my kids to call them names there will be no gards called this need to be over once and for all you won't keep bullying them and to say they have no mother because I'm there mother huni incase you didn't know like you said you'd die for yours but I'm I'd die for mine see ya soon huni"

    I just love the passive aggressive "huni". :D


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    #494
    Burt Renaults
    Registered Users Posts: 910 ✭✭✭Burt Renaults


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    "This is to pippers *Joan (name changed)* you pulled my son again this evening and asked for a women well I'm here in *estate name* as u no I waited for you 2 weeks ago and you never came but I'm here waiting for you now .. so come up to *estate name* myhuni I was never known as a fighter as everyone nos but no1 will try bully my children or walk over them and to us my history on my kids to call them names there will be no gards called this need to be over once and for all you won't keep bullying them and to say they have no mother because I'm there mother huni incase you didn't know like you said you'd die for yours but I'm I'd die for mine see ya soon huni"

    I just love the passive aggressive "huni". :D

    I can't quite explain it, but I know exactly what that woman looks like. Exactly. And also what she was wearing when she wrote that.


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    #495
    drake70
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭drake70


    Burt Renaults wrote: »
    I can't quite explain it, but I know exactly what that woman looks like. Exactly. And also what she was wearing when she wrote that.

    So what colour were the pyjamas :pac:


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    #496
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,167 ✭✭✭Archeron


    drake70 wrote: »
    So what colour were the pyjamas :pac:

    Bright pink velour with 'juicy" written across the arse in fake diamonds. And a pair of giant fluffy yellow duck slippers.


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    #497
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Would any parent risk lettin there kids play on running rail way track.. course not !!! So would you take chance gettin them vaccinated cos anything could happen to them same way train might stop but then it might not same with the vaccines sure could be ok but then again it could kill your child or damage them badly...for something that the get a cold from like any other cold they pick up poxie Tony Houlahan startin already sayin about kid gettin jab..so if people bring there kids jus to go on a holiday your one selfless c**t !! Cos if anything happens it doesn’t fall back on state or your neighbor or the suppler of the Jab as there cleared from any wrong doing !! It will be your fault !!


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    #498
    fritzelly
    Registered Users Posts: 17,245 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Anti vaxxers showing their level of education


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    #499
    chooseusername
    Registered Users Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Would any parent risk lettin there kids play on running rail way track.. course not !!! So would you take chance gettin them vaccinated cos anything could happen to them same way train might stop but then it might not same with the vaccines sure could be ok but then again it could kill your child or damage them badly...for something that the get a cold from like any other cold they pick up poxie Tony Houlahan startin already sayin about kid gettin jab..so if people bring there kids jus to go on a holiday your one selfless c**t !! Cos if anything happens it doesn’t fall back on state or your neighbor or the suppler of the Jab as there cleared from any wrong doing !! It will be your fault !!
    Now I'm confused.


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    #500
    Working class heroes
    Registered Users Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Working class heroes


    fritzelly wrote: »
    Anti vaxxers showing their level of education

    Iforgot what thread I was reading there for a second.
    I was going to tell you and anyone who thanked your post to fcuk off.
    Apologies.

    Racism is now hiding behind the cloak of Community activism.



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    #501
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,109 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    chooseusername wrote: »
    Now I'm confused.

    A selfless c**t is a new one on me.


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    #502
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    PLZ KEEP MY UNCLE IN YOUR TOTS AND PAYERS TONIGHT PEOPLES HE HAS JURASSIC SPINE INJURIES AND ALSO A BROKEN LEG GBH HE WILL BE OK TO WALK MARYJANE DOWN THE ISLE NEXT WEEK #HEALINGTOTS


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    #503
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    fussyonion wrote: »
    PLZ KEEP MY UNCLE IN YOUR TOTS AND PAYERS TONIGHT PEOPLES HE HAS JURASSIC SPINE INJURIES AND ALSO A BROKEN LEG GBH HE WILL BE OK TO WALK MARYJANE DOWN THE ISLE NEXT WEEK #HEALINGTOTS

    Jurassic = Thoracic??? :pac::pac::pac::pac:


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    #504
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Jurassic = Thoracic??? :pac::pac::pac::pac:

    Oooohh I was thinking maybe "drastic" :D


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    #505
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,338 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Jurassic = Thoracic??? :pac::pac::pac::pac:

    I'm sure with a thoracic spine injury AND a broken leg he'll march down the aisle next week ...

    Who needs a back and 2 legs to walk???????
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php

    >>> Staying Alive <<<



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    #506
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    'Rip to my sister first birthday in Haven miss u so much but i know your up there shaking what our momma gave you hope your doin your famos twerk for god lmao'


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    #507
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,356 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    fussyonion wrote: »
    'Rip to my sister first birthday in Haven miss u so much but i know your up there shaking what our momma gave you hope your doin your famos twerk for god lmao'

    Lyrics to song ? Eminem maybe.


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    #508
    chooseusername
    Registered Users Posts: 3,588 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    fussyonion wrote: »
    'Rip to my sister first birthday in Haven miss u so much but i know your up there shaking what our momma gave you hope your doin your famos twerk for god lmao'
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70pIr2rxRCQ


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    #509
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    There's a local cafe that had it's Pride flag burned at the weekend.

    Here's one of the comments. :D
    Sorry for the haters. On educated
    :D:D:D


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    #510
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    In da hoppital, dey r talkin about puttin a lunger puncher in2 my bak


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    #511
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,163 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    its happening again...


    Just in case!

    The new Facebook/Meta rule starts tomorrow where they can use your photos. Don't forget the deadline is today! This could be used in lawsuits against you. Everything you've ever posted is posted today - even messages that have been deleted. It doesn't cost anything, just copy and post, better than regretting later.

    Under UCC Law Sections 1-207, 1-308... I am imposing my Reservation of Rights...

    I DO NOT ALLOW Facebook/Meta or any other Facebook/Meta related person to use my photos, information, messages or messages, both in the past and in the future. This statement I inform Facebook/Meta that it is strictly prohibited to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this account and / or its contents. This account content is private and confidential information. Violation of my personal life may be punished by law.

    NOTE: Facebook/Meta is now a public organization. All participants should post a note like this.

    If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you don't publish a discharge at least once, you'll automatically allow the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in your account status updates. NOT ′′ share ′′ but ′′ copy + paste "!

    Their new algorithm is chosen by the same people - about 25 who will read your posts.

    Consequently:

    Hold your finger anywhere in this post and a copy will appear. Click on Copy. Then go to your page, start a new post and place your finger in an empty field. ′′ Insert ′′ will appear and you will click on it. This will pass the system.

    I'm not giving Facebook/Meta permission to share my information posted on their website. PHOTOS, CURRENT or PAST, PUBLICATION, PHONE NUMBER OR POST... Absolutely nothing can be used in any form without my written permission.



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