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What book have you no intention of ever reading?.

  • 18-04-2016 12:33pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    I'll go for...


    100 Flowers to knit and Crochet by Lesley Stanfield.
    I cannot foresee any circumstances under which I would read this book.
    Eh at the moment...











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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I will never read Lord of the Rings or War and Peace. Or anything by Cecelia Ahearn.


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Alaric Embarrassed Junkie


    Oh I second Cecilia Aherne.

    Ayn Rand can also feck off. Tolstoy and Dickens as well.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    The Bible!


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Ulysses ... I have tried and I just cant. Its a sh*t book that people have gone proper shouty crackers over for some reason and that more than anything makes me really dislike it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Neither Ulysses or the Bible for me too. Any book on mindfulness either, the very word enrages me !


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Qur'an.


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Mindfulness as a mental health technique is very good and so simple I could explain it in 10 minutes easily! How anyone could genuinely write a book about it I don't know.

    Oh yeah, you can add anything to do with Reiki, chakras, aura's, crystals or homeopathy to that list. They all need to get in the bag and never mind the stick I'm holding.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    But without books on homeopathy, how would we know that water has memory? It can remember healing remedies that have been diluted to trace amounts and that time you used it to wash the vomit out of the bath!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Love in the time of cholera


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Alaric Embarrassed Junkie


    mansize wrote: »
    Love in the time of cholera

    BAN HIM!!!!!!

    BURN HIM WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I have Brian O'Driscolls bio here since my brother thought it would be a good christmas present. Well, he probably knew it wasn't and just picked up the first thing he saw. He is, Brian O'Driscoll that is, a class A cnut. I will happily give it away to anyone here who wants it. You pay postage or drop by and pick it up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭BlondeMoment


    'Celeb' autobiographies. Im sure some are good but im talking about the likes of the Geordie Shore cast and similar.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,920 ✭✭✭TG1


    The procrastination equation. Someone thought it would be a really good present for me, but like, if I had time to read I'd have time to do all the other stuff I've put off doing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    'Celeb' autobiographies. Im sure some are good but im talking about the likes of the Geordie Shore cast and similar.

    I'd be surprised if any of those knuckle draggers were able to write their name let alone a book.


  • Site Banned Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭Second Toughest in_the Freshers


    The Little Book of Good Intentions


  • Registered Users Posts: 48,742 ✭✭✭✭Wichita Lineman


    Alan Shatter's one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    The Bible....well not all of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    The Girl on The Train

    apparently it's overrated horse****e ..


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    The little booklet that comes with GTA Vice City. It's mostly irrelevant now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Any instruction manual!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,807 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    The Joy of Sex


  • Registered Users Posts: 17 MeeMoo


    The Bible - not yet ... maybe later when I want to trade my sins


  • Registered Users Posts: 787 ✭✭✭babi-hrse


    The Bible.
    How to care for horses
    How to unclutter your home.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,462 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Anything craft related... I will never make a patchwork quilt.

    Anything misery lit, jeez that stuff would depress anyone.

    Chick lit, for that matter, vomit inducing stuff.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Land Resources: Strategic Options for Renewables Investment

    Nah, you're never getting read.


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ Melany Gifted Lip


    Codebooks- can't figure them out.

    And bankbooks- all online these days.

    Pocketbooks- just should stay in my pocket, not for reading.

    Psalmbooks- for singing, not reading.

    Audiobook- don't think i'll ever get to read one of those.

    Scrapbook- RUBBISH!


  • Registered Users Posts: 236 ✭✭mayobumblebee


    50 shades of ****gray


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ Alaric Embarrassed Junkie


    50 shades of ****gray

    A new person!! My FAVRIT! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    50 shades of ****gray

    I know the real mayo bumblebee, are you he?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    MAC BOOK


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