I know where to get cheap microwaves, down at the dump theres xray machines and if you batter them enough, you feel all warm and tingly, I assume that a good thing.
Also I put my mobile in the microwave, ten seconds exactly and...
The screen goes like a photo negative, and you can no longer hear it ring.
This means you can only read a text in the dark and dont know if you're being called, vibration died too.
So...If you hate being bother while out and about this is perfect!
"Why not turn it on silent!" you may say,
I may reply "yore ma", or that this way you cant receive the inherant grief from the woman, man, wife, beast etc. that is your other half giving out that you dont answer the phone and its your fault you put it on silent,
now you cant be blamed, "sure the phones Fu**ed, not my fault"
Like a lobotomy for the phone, Hurra for science! And thus is my application for modship, or honourary membership.
Also I'm from the future.