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Gemma O'Doherty and her unicorns

  • 20-05-2019 3:05pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭


    I see that Gemma is now mentioning unicorns in almost everything she speaks about. She even thinks the Guards will be riding around on Globalist unicorns very soon and that Avoca woolen mills are trying to indoctrinate children into their new world order by putting colourful stripes on beige jumpers. Does she not have any family or friends at all that might seek the help she needs?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,415 ✭✭✭✭The Nal


    No it seems shes completely gone off the rails.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,395 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    The Nal wrote: »
    No it seems shes completely gone off the rails.

    Some would say batshyte crazy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Infernal Racket


    Some would say batshyte crazy.

    That's being insensitive to batshyte. She really is demented. I wonder what mad notions she will come up with when she's not elected to Europe. Leprechauns will probably be blamed. The little blighters


  • Registered Users Posts: 102 ✭✭John DoeReMi


    She must have a few quid to spare all the same - I imagine those ads plastered on the sides of buses don't come cheap. I wonder is she getting a few quid from the fundamentalist pro-life mob in the States?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,415 ✭✭✭✭The Nal


    She must have a few quid to spare all the same - I imagine those ads plastered on the sides of buses don't come cheap.

    Either is the airplane she flew around Dublin yesterday.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 945 ✭✭✭Colonel Claptrap


    I love the conspiracy theory that Gemma herself is carrying out the reporting scoop of our lifetime. By infiltrating the batshyte lair, posing as one of them, leading them like the pied piper but secretly recording their every move, and exposing how gullible Irish people really can be.


    Not unlike Nelie Bly, the woman who got herself committed to a New York mental asylum in the 1800's to uncover wholesale mistreatment and cruelty of the patients. Only her editor knew she was truly sane.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Infernal Racket


    I love the conspiracy theory that Gemma herself is carrying out the reporting scoop of our lifetime. By infiltrating the batshyte lair, posing as one of them, leading them like the pied piper but secretly recording their every move, and exposing how gullible Irish people really can be.


    Not unlike Nelie Bly, the woman who got herself committed to a New York mental asylum in the 1800's to uncover wholesale mistreatment and cruelty of the patients. Only her editor knew she was truly sane.

    This could be a movie


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Saw a plane carrying a 'vote Gemma' banner across South Dublin today!
    You couldn't make it up! #chemtrails!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Infernal Racket


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Saw a plane carrying a 'vote Gemma' banner across South Dublin today!
    You couldn't make it up! #chemtrails!

    She's a walking talking, unicorn respecting contradiction. #VoteGammon


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Saw a plane carrying a 'vote Gemma' banner across South Dublin today!
    You couldn't make it up! #chemtrails!

    #gemtrails


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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,395 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Ipso wrote: »
    #gemtrails

    The #1 cure for Gemmaroids.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Infernal Racket


    I'd say it would be very interesting to do a money trail on Gemma to see exactly where the funding is coming from. She has no shortage of twine to promote her craziness


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Infernal Racket


    She has now decided that the government want to assassinate her but they wont because we would all know that it was the government that did it. Jaysus


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,304 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    This one might blow up into a bit of a fuss;

    https://twitter.com/MichaelFlatley/status/1132353071202357248


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Infernal Racket


    Ah no, now flats is getting in on the act.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,434 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Gerry G wrote: »
    Ah no, now flats is getting in on the act.

    An immigrant complaining about immigration.
    There is no doubt that the irony is completely lost on him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,993 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Channel 4 reporter follows Gemma and tries to do a hatchet job on her.
    Hasn't reckoned on her being such a mouth almighty though.

    Normally in this situation the person is expected walk away, with the reporter following them and repeating the embarrassing questions, but getting no reply...




    The photo he is complaining about, which she tweeted is here somewhere.
    Its a school for black protestants, founded by Arthur Guinness.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,415 ✭✭✭✭The Nal


    recedite wrote: »
    Channel 4 reporter follows Gemma and tries to do a hatchet job on her.
    Hasn't reckoned on her being such a mouth almighty though.

    Normally in this situation the person is expected walk away, with the reporter following them and repeating the embarrassing questions, but getting no reply...

    The photo he is complaining about, which she tweeted is here somewhere.
    Its a school for black protestants, founded by Arthur Guinness.

    The good thing about this sack of shít is that she can only go so far. To get to the next level she will need to engage in debate, be interviewed and have her views challenged but thankfully shes been so crazy and said such stupid things she could be picked apart by a 12 year old at this stage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,514 ✭✭✭OleRodrigo


    I'm guessing she's actually quite smart. Like many other journalists she's using sentiment analysis and data analytics tools on various social media to find out which views and keywords generate engagement. The Irish Times for example has a dedicated analytics department for this very purpose. Trump used similar tools to get elected and they were also used in the Brexit vote. The can be written by any masters level analytics student.

    The half baked craziness is using the Trump method of always keeping yourself in the headlines, good or bad, in order to assist with your less frivolous goals.


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,304 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    recedite wrote: »
    Channel 4 reporter follows Gemma and tries to do a hatchet job on her.
    Hasn't reckoned on her being such a mouth almighty though.

    Normally in this situation the person is expected walk away, with the reporter following them and repeating the embarrassing questions, but getting no reply...


    The photo he is complaining about, which she tweeted is here somewhere.
    Its a school for black protestants, founded by Arthur Guinness.
    Did Channel4 air this issue this evening?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 40,101 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    recedite wrote: »
    Channel 4 reporter follows Gemma and tries to do a hatchet job on her.
    Hasn't reckoned on her being such a mouth almighty though.

    Normally in this situation the person is expected walk away, with the reporter following them and repeating the embarrassing questions, but getting no reply...




    The photo he is complaining about, which she tweeted is here somewhere.
    Its a school for black protestants, founded by Arthur Guinness.

    Is it really. Were there a lot of black protestants in longford during Arthur Guinesses life? If it is a school for black protestants how does that explain the white childen?


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,304 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    So now her fans are praying to Gemma

    https://twitter.com/DumbartonOne/status/1139331112369565697?s=19

    Is there anything to be said for another Mass?


  • Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ruraldweller56


    Some would say batshyte crazy.

    You are free to come out with all your pro liberal globohomo crap you want.

    But know this. We're growing. We've come out of nowhere with no money or no backing and people are taking notice.

    You can try and gloss over it as much as you want but most NP members are under 25. All motivated by the love of their country. Nothing else. No Soros, no Farage backing them.

    So go ahead. Dismiss us. Spew the establishment liberal crap.

    We're going nowhere.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,415 ✭✭✭✭The Nal


    You are free to come out with all your pro liberal globohomo crap you want.

    But know this. We're growing. We've come out of nowhere with no money or no backing and people are taking notice.

    You can try and gloss over it as much as you want but most NP members are under 25. All motivated by the love of their country. Nothing else. No Soros, no Farage backing them.

    So go ahead. Dismiss us. Spew the establishment liberal crap.

    We're going nowhere.

    Lol. Who's "we?. The dozen nut jobs praying outside twitter?


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,304 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    We're going nowhere.
    Absolutely correct.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,395 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    You are free to come out with all your pro liberal globohomo crap you want.

    But know this. We're growing. We've come out of nowhere with no money or no backing and people are taking notice.

    You can try and gloss over it as much as you want but most NP members are under 25. All motivated by the love of their country. Nothing else. No Soros, no Farage backing them.

    So go ahead. Dismiss us. Spew the establishment liberal crap.

    We're going nowhere.

    The recent elections proved that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,993 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Is it really. Were there a lot of black protestants in longford during Arthur Guinesses life?
    That was kind of a joke, but also I wanted to see how long it would take for people in a CT forum to spot a blatant CT. A week and a half is the answer.

    Congratulations.. you're the winner :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,224 ✭✭✭alaimacerc


    recedite wrote: »
    That was kind of a joke, but also I wanted to see how long it would take for people in a CT forum to spot a blatant CT. A week and a half is the answer.

    Having just swung by today (GO'D seems to be making herself crassly topical again -- item about her was on the C4 News yesterday), I think that might be less to do with your joke being somehow too subtle for the (rather quiet) thread, as "black protestant" itself being an idiom for "protestants, whom we don't much like". I dunno if this refers to the Royal Black Institution, the "more Orange than the Orange" types, or is just using "black" as a generic intensifier.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,224 ✭✭✭alaimacerc


    The Nal wrote: »
    Lol. Who's "we?. The dozen nut jobs praying outside twitter?

    And a few more keyboard warriors like Rurald Weller, who look at the holy show the likes of Farage, Trump, and Salvini are making of themselves, and think "we should totally start our own Dealz version of their nasty ethnic nationalism, it's what all the cool kids are doing".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,993 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    alaimacerc wrote: »
    I dunno if this refers to the Royal Black Institution, the "more Orange than the Orange" types, or is just using "black" as a generic intensifier.
    I'd guess it is more to do with "the dark side" and light versus night, and anything black being seen as more sinister.
    Arthur built up his export business partly as a result....
    His opposition to the United Irishmen - which led the drink to be nicknamed "Guinness's black Protestant porter" - and the threat of a popular boycott had inspired the start of an export business in 1796.
    But its only very recently that we have literally had black protestants in the country. That particular protestant school is certainly thriving anyway.


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