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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #302
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Fresh from Facebook!

    "Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

    Cannot compute.
    "Lads, what's wrong with him? He's trying to say I took his phone, when there were loads of people in his place. Just saying"
    The rest, I'm afraid, is beyond me.
    Seems to be a combination of Arabic and Nigerian dialects, with a smattering of Turkish thrown in just to fool us.


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    #303
    wolfmoon87
    Registered Users Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭wolfmoon87


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Fresh from Facebook!

    "Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

    Cannot compute.

    "Lads what's wrong with him, trying to say I took his phone when there was loads in the gaff. He's just saying it to us because we are girls, and hasn't got it in him to say it to the fellas"

    I'm learning to read scanger from this thread :)


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    #304
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭valoren


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Fresh from Facebook!

    "Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

    Cannot compute.

    Friends, what is his problem, trying to infer that it was I who purloined his mobile phone. As a point of reference, there was an abundance of them in the residence. I mention this for your convenience because as I am of a female persuasion and he will readily place blame for this injustice upon my shoulders knowing full well that any cries of injustice from myself are unlikely to come in the form of physical assault. I am readily blamed considering this for my accuser does not the gallantry to foist this injustice onto another man lest an inevitable physical conflict arise as a consequence.


    #Stilldoesn'tmakesensetelpis


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    #305
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    *rolls up sleeves*
    "Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

    Gentlemen and Ladies,
    What is troubling you lot?
    What I am trying to convey to you all, is there is nothing to be concerned about with regard to me apparently taking the mobile phone belonging to my male friend.
    There was a large selection of Mobile Phones available in the dwelling.
    I firmly believe the reasoning behind such infantile distaste for my actions is for I am but a Woman.
    I highly doubt any such accusatory comments are being made towards our male counterparts.
    Yours sincerely,
    Shaquira-Ella-Ward


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    #306
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    I don't think she's saying "what's wrong with ye", but "what's wrong with this guy that he'd try to accuse us"


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    #307
    Peppa Pig
    Registered Users Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Peppa Pig


    This latest "feature" from FB is annoying
    So and so shared a memory from last year
    I wasn't interested in it last year so I'm really not interested in it this time around


    Best one I've had this year
    People - 2 fellas driving around in a white van in the estate. Looks like they are casing the houses. They stop the van, go to certain houses and walk back to the van. Been doing it for the last 20 minutes. Be careful.

    Usual comment of "oh that's terrible", "too many burglaries" "need more guards" then this beaut.
    You do realise that is the milkmen - they always deliver at this time.


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    #308
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    fussyonion wrote: »

    "Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

    I read that in the voice of the monkey priest from Father Ted
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN6dovzs9Ys


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    #309
    Fame and Demise
    Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭Fame and Demise


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

    Copy it into Google Translate and have a listen :D


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    #310
    RonanP77
    Registered Users Posts: 1,182 ✭✭✭RonanP77


    fussyonion wrote:
    "Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"


    It sounds like something from the telletubbies. Amazingly I think I can decipher it. I've never seen "it" typed as "eh" before.


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    #311
    galah
    Registered Users Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭galah


    fussyonion wrote: »

    " got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

    .

    Ehhhh, macarena!?:P


    Telpis, as a foreigner who had to learn English the hard way, all of this is highly insulting...why did I bother? :pac:


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    #312
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Talking about Greek police:
    "Utter scumbags , supposed to respect tourists but instead they treat u like ur a joke , three times ive been asking for help but unless u pay cash they treat u like scum , mafia wit badges , malaka fukin kunts well watch this space as a few will be dealt with on my return , especially sergeant jackass , he is first to receive my wrath of evilness , thelo sergeant jackass DOA , Right name for him , jackass malaka kunt"


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    #313
    Fame and Demise
    Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭Fame and Demise


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Talking about Greek police:
    "Utter scumbags , supposed to respect tourists but instead they treat u like ur a joke , three times ive been asking for help but unless u pay cash they treat u like scum , mafia wit badges , malaka fukin kunts well watch this space as a few will be dealt with on my return , especially sergeant jackass , he is first to receive my wrath of evilness , thelo sergeant jackass DOA , Right name for him , jackass malaka kunt"

    I wouldn't mind seeing that, just to see what exactly it is


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    #314
    sullivlo
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭sullivlo


    There is a girl in work who added me on FB just after I started. When I say this girl is quiet, she wouldn't say boo to a ghost. She doesn't talk to anyone in work, doesn't come to lunch, doesn't socialise at all with us. Which is fine and her choice. But OMG she is a different person on facebook. No more sensible sally. She just put up a video of her and her "hunzos" doing shots over the weekend, followed by a video of her throwing said shots back up.

    When asked in work this morning if she'd been out the weekend she said no. And now I've to watch regurgitated sambuca!


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    #315
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 13,984 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Telpis! Everytime I see it on this thread I laugh, the scary thing is I've started to say it in real life now (and giggle away after it, no one knows what I'm saying)


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    #316
    Ice Storm
    Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ice Storm


    sullivlo wrote: »
    She just put up a video of her and her "hunzos" doing shots over the weekend, followed by a video of her throwing said shots back up.
    Wait, she intentionally posted a video of herself puking!?!

    Why?.. just... what is wrong with these people?


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    #317
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Talking about Greek police:
    "Utter scumbags , supposed to respect tourists but instead they treat u like ur a joke , three times ive been asking for help but unless u pay cash they treat u like scum , mafia wit badges , malaka fukin kunts well watch this space as a few will be dealt with on my return , especially sergeant jackass , he is first to receive my wrath of evilness , thelo sergeant jackass DOA , Right name for him , jackass malaka kunt"

    Telpim :(


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    #318
    sullivlo
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭sullivlo


    Ice Storm wrote: »
    Wait, she intentionally posted a video of herself puking!?!

    Why?.. just... what is wrong with these people?

    Yup. A video of her gawking is all over the Internet. What is seen cannot be unseen.


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    #319
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    sullivlo wrote: »
    There is a girl in work who added me on FB just after I started. When I say this girl is quiet, she wouldn't say boo to a ghost. She doesn't talk to anyone in work, doesn't come to lunch, doesn't socialise at all with us. Which is fine and her choice. But OMG she is a different person on facebook. No more sensible sally. She just put up a video of her and her "hunzos" doing shots over the weekend, followed by a video of her throwing said shots back up.

    When asked in work this morning if she'd been out the weekend she said no. And now I've to watch regurgitated sambuca!

    She sounds really weird


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    #320
    Whosthis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Whosthis


    danoriordan1402 wrote: »
    "Does ne1 no wer i cud hire ninja turtles for a party hav a lil boy askn for dem to b at his birthday party smile emoticon"
    I'm assuming that "smile emoticon" wasn't actually typed in the message and is something to do with copying and pasting from Facebook to Boards but I am 100% going to start typing the names of emoticons on every forum and social media site that I use, I hate the little bastards. Deadly serious emoticon.


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    #321
    Potential Underachiever
    Registered Users Posts: 4,989 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    Ok, I'll bite, what's this Telpis thing all about, google won't even help me.


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    #322
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 24,728 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    Potential Underachiever wrote: »
    Ok, I'll bite, what's this Telpis thing all about, google won't even help me.

    God help ya!


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    #323
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    It's a great word. My sister said 'God help us' (in a sarcastic way!) in a text earlier and I corrected her.


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    #324
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Loughc wrote: »
    God help ya!

    Telpis!


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    #325
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Loughc wrote: »
    God help ya!
    Or more 'accurately' - God help us


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    #326
    Ed Winchester
    Registered Users Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭Ed Winchester


    Good, i thought i was the only one who had started saying it in "real life"

    Its such a brilliant word!


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    #327
    spud82
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    Ed Winchester wrote: »
    Good, i thought i was the only one who had started saying it in "real life"

    Its such a brilliant word!

    I'm glad I introduced it to ye:cool::cool:


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    #328
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    sullivlo wrote: »
    Yup. A video of her gawking is all over the Internet. What is seen cannot be unseen.

    I'd be unfriending her, or else hiding all updates from her. She sounds strange, to say the least.


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    #329
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Whosthis wrote: »
    I'm assuming that "smile emoticon" wasn't actually typed in the message and is something to do with copying and pasting from Facebook to Boards but I am 100% going to start typing the names of emoticons on every forum and social media site that I use, I hate the little bastards. Deadly serious emoticon.



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    #330
    Hans Bricks
    Registered Users Posts: 850 ✭✭✭Hans Bricks


    I'm seeing the re-emergence lately of these kind of sterilization candidate pictures. Always the biggest wasters and utter fools with nothing going for them in life who share this wannabe gangster muck

    Rob De Niro.jpg

    De Niro.jpg


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    #331
    kitty3kids
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭kitty3kids


    kitten_k wrote: »
    Both from the same person:

    Kitten k we have the same friend!!!!


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