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Sneaking rights

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    #32
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    beejee wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eBZqmL8ehg

    Oh man I’d still like to pimp h- what?! No, no no no no.


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    #33
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    beejee wrote: »
    I sneak into your kitchen, say, without you knowing. You subsequently find me hiding under the table.

    I think I should have the right to hang around for a few years. By all means, the gardai should be called and we can have a few nice chats, but I'm staying in your kitchen, maybe even indefinitely.

    I reckon these sneaking rights should be rolled out across the country.

    It's only fair, right and sensible, dontcha think?


    I'm already in your spare room.

    You really should get a better wifi password.


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    #34
    beejee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    I'm already in your spare room.

    You really should get a better wifi password.

    Passwords? Where we're going, you'll only need safewords.


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    #35
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Im behind you.


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    #36
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    beejee wrote: »
    Passwords? Where we're going, you'll only need safewords.

    I have a good skillset of skills that are hard to come by.


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    #37
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,456 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcSKd13mKUY


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    #38
    irish_goat
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 5,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭irish_goat


    If OP is a cat it's pretty standard behaviour.


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    #39
    beejee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    Im behind you.

    Yes, yes. Your belief of being in an advantageous position is misplaced perhaps, because you're actually exactlywhereiwantedyou! *rapid ninja/sexual manouevre*


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    #40
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    beejee wrote: »
    Yes, yes. Your belief of being in an advantageous position is misplaced perhaps, because you're actually exactlywhereiwantedyou! *rapid ninja/sexual manouevre*


    I was expecting you to do that.

    There is something i have to tell you ...i am not what i appear



    I do folk ..dancing.


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    #41
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    beejee wrote: »
    I sneak into your kitchen, say, without you knowing. You subsequently find me hiding under the table.

    I think I should have the right to hang around for a few years. By all means, the gardai should be called and we can have a few nice chats, but I'm staying in your kitchen, maybe even indefinitely.

    I reckon these sneaking rights should be rolled out across the country.

    It's only fair, right and sensible, dontcha think?

    You are assuming I have (a) A kitchen and (b) A table

    So if i have neither of those and you are hiding under a table in a kitchen and Ive found you then whos house am I actually in??


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    #42
    saabsaab
    Registered Users Posts: 7,737 ✭✭✭saabsaab


    What if I'm hiding under the table to escape the vicious gangsters in the next estate who are out to get me?


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    #43
    beejee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    I was expecting you to do that.

    There is something i have to tell you ...i am not what i appear



    I do folk ..dancing.

    All quite expected, I'm afraid, for tat's the same moment when I remove my over-sized wristwatch, revealing the shocking truth that literally up-ends you on the spot.


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    #44
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    saabsaab wrote: »
    What if I'm hiding under the table to escape the vicious gangsters in the next estate who are out to get me?
    That's just waiting to be sneaked up on under the table!

    You have to outwit them!

    But you know what its unexpected you never expect someone who breaks into your house to be an innocent hiding from the actual bad guys.....

    Its like goldilocks ...only the bears are pissed off and followed her..

    Still ..she is suspicious!


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    #45
    Sonny noggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    Kendrick Huge Sweater wrote: »
    Thinly veiled immigrant thread? Have we not had enough?

    Yes, we have had enough.


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    #46
    beejee
    Registered Users Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    You are assuming I have (a) A kitchen and (b) A table

    So if i have neither of those and you are hiding under a table in a kitchen and Ive found you then whos house am I actually in??

    Having purchased the house with kitchen and table in your name 15 years previous, you recognise that retribution has finally come home. To your home.

    "revenge is a dish best served cold" - old sneaker pimp proverb


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    #47
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    beejee wrote: »
    Having purchased the house with kitchen and table in your name 15 years previous, you recognise that retribution has finally come home. To your home.

    "revenge is a dish best served cold" - old sneaker pimp proverb


    That 2005 mortgage tho...noice


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    #48
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    beejee wrote: »
    Having purchased the house with kitchen and table in your name 15 years previous, you recognise that retribution has finally come home. To your home.

    "revenge is a dish best served cold" - old sneaker pimp proverb

    What if i didnt exist 15 years,ago and have yet to be named.

    Then under whos name was it purchased and who does that make me


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    #49
    Shady Grady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Shady Grady


    beejee wrote: »
    I sneak into your kitchen, say, without you knowing. You subsequently find me hiding under the table.

    I think I should have the right to hang around for a few years. By all means, the gardai should be called and we can have a few nice chats, but I'm staying in your kitchen, maybe even indefinitely.

    I reckon these sneaking rights should be rolled out across the country.

    It's only fair, right and sensible, dontcha think?

    For one, I find you in my house, you ain't leaving in the same condition you entered. And for 2 I don't call the cops because their sense of justice is very different from mine, Plus I have a very big garden to hide you in.Ha!


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    #50
    Rubberchikken
    Registered Users Posts: 5,083 ✭✭✭Rubberchikken


    god, why do i open these posts:(


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    #51
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes




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    #52
    FanadMan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    OP, if I found you hiding in my house, the next person that would find you would be an archaeologist in a couple of hundred years.


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