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  • 21-09-2019 7:09pm
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    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭


    Spare a thought for the hundreds if not thousands of murders that will occur on Monday mornin.
    (while tucking into your steak dinner this evening)


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  • #2
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    They knew the deal when they signed up


  • #3
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,407 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    23 9.

    Remember.


  • #4
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Grand job. The freezer was running low.


  • #5
    normanoffside
    Registered Users Posts: 9,923 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Spare a thought for the hundreds of notthousands of murders that will oxxur on Monday mornin.
    (while tucking into your steak dinner this evening)

    If they had their way they would murder us.


  • #6
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,399 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Spare a thought for the hundreds of notthousands of murders that will oxxur on Monday mornin.
    (while tucking into your steak dinner this evening)

    Thousands of crows to decend on Ireland on Monday morning? :confused:


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  • #7
    Still waters
    Registered Users Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Still waters


    Think of all the extra time they had running around and frolicking in the meadows, they had good weather too, bless


  • #8
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,160 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about!


  • #9
    Jonybgud
    Registered Users Posts: 463 ✭✭Jonybgud


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Spare a thought for the hundreds of notthousands of murders that will oxxur on Monday mornin.
    (while tucking into your steak dinner this evening)

    Delicious murder,


  • #10
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Using the word 'murder' always ruins any sympathy in these matters. A. The killing is not of a human being and B. Is not illegal.

    Do we murder carrots when we chop them? Are 12 million tons of sardines murdered every year? Using emotive language loses a huge chunk of your audience immediately


  • #11
    Jonybgud
    Registered Users Posts: 463 ✭✭Jonybgud


    Jayce Swift Cerebellum wrote: »
    Using the word 'murder' always ruins any sympathy in these matters. A. The killing is not of a human being and B. Is not illegal.

    Do we murder carrots when we chop them? Are 12 million tons of sardines murdered every year? Using emotive language loses a huge chunk of your audience immediately

    Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

    Vegans are supposed to like animals yet they keep eating all their food.....


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  • #12
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Jayce Swift Cerebellum wrote: »
    Using the word 'murder' always ruins any sympathy in these matters. A. The killing is not of a human being and B. Is not illegal.

    Do we murder carrots when we chop them? Are 12 million tons of sardines murdered every year? Using emotive language loses a huge chunk of your audience immediately

    Good point.

    Although I'd fcukin murder a few cans tonight.


  • #13
    Gatling
    Registered Users Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Monday bloody Monday ,

    Bring on the sizzle of the griddle
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  • #14
    dd973
    Registered Users Posts: 625 ✭✭✭dd973


    Is the beef about the beef over?


  • #15
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Jayce Swift Cerebellum wrote: »
    Using the word 'murder' always ruins any sympathy in these matters. A. The killing is not of a human being and B. Is not illegal.

    Do we murder carrots when we chop them? Are 12 million tons of sardines murdered every year? Using emotive language loses a huge chunk of your audience immediately
    Carrots are not are not warm blooded, breathing, ****ting creatures


  • #16
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Carrots are not are not warm blooded, breathing, ****ting creatures

    Ignorance is bliss


  • #17
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Was in a niteclub near an abattoir over the weekend.











    Full of stunners!


  • #18
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Carrots are not are not warm blooded, breathing, ****ting creatures

    But they have feelings and react to stimuli. Spare them a thought.


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Carrots are not are not warm blooded, breathing, ****ting creatures

    Carrots don’t taste awesome though.


  • #20
    the hedgeman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭the hedgeman


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Carrots are not are not warm blooded, breathing, ****ting creatures

    Rats are,ask applegreen......


  • #21
    touts
    Registered Users Posts: 6,432 ✭✭✭touts


    It's us or them. If we don't kill and eat the animals they will kill and eat us. That's how nature is designed. The strong eat the weak or become the weak.

    So really it's just self defence.


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  • #22
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    touts wrote: »
    It's us or them. If we don't kill and eat the animals they will kill and eat us. That's how nature is designed. The strong eat the weak or become the weak.

    So really it's just self defence.

    If we stopped breeding them with the one aim of eating them


  • #23
    cj maxx
    Registered Users Posts: 13,345 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    ReginaldSmythV wrote: »
    Carrots don’t taste awesome though.

    What ?? Carrots are gorgeous!


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    cjmc wrote: »
    What ?? Carrots are gorgeous!

    They’re grand but they’re no rib roast.


  • #25
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Thank feck, I was getting tired of beating them to death during the strike.


  • #26
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Suppose the massacre has already begun this morning


  • #27
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Suppose the massacre has already begun this morning

    And you sit here on boards doing nothing!

    Shame.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #28
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Suppose the massacre has already begun this morning

    Would they have a bit of mince ready by dinner time? Burger day today.


  • #29
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Happy Mooooooooonday!!


  • #30
    _Brian
    Registered Users Posts: 18,473 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Carrots are not are not warm blooded, breathing, ****ting creatures

    So of cold blooded aliens who didn’t breath or **** turned up in the morning you’d be ok with us eating them ??


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  • #31
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Jayce Swift Cerebellum wrote: »
    Would they have a bit of mince ready by dinner time? Burger day today.

    I actually don’t know how long it takes to go from a live and kicking cow into a burger


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