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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #1532
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    73Cat wrote: »
    Yes when I forget to turn it off on hols.

    Got any hols planned?

    No:(

    Does sparkling water make your wee fizzy ?[/quote]

    I hope not.

    Do you drink much water?


  • #1533
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    No:(

    Does sparkling water make your wee fizzy ?

    I hope not.

    Do you drink much water?[/quote]

    At best a litre a day.

    Did you ever have to take those rotten rehydration sachets?


  • #1534
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    73Cat wrote: »
    I hope not.

    Do you drink much water?

    At best a litre a day.

    Did you ever have to take those rotten rehydration sachets?[/quote]
    Dioralyte...Yep... Blackcurrant and salt.. Horrific :)

    Anyone got a good joke.... Preferably un-pc ?


  • #1535
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    At best a litre a day.

    Did you ever have to take those rotten rehydration sachets?
    Dioralyte...Yep... Blackcurrant and salt.. Horrific :)

    Anyone got a good joke.... Preferably un-pc ?[/quote]

    None. I'm terrible when it comes to jokes. I did make a comment earlier about the Nazis being a great bunch of lads and finished it with "don't jew think".

    Does that count? :p


  • #1536
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Dioralyte...Yep... Blackcurrant and salt.. Horrific :)

    Anyone got a good joke.... Preferably un-pc ?

    None. I'm terrible when it comes to jokes. I did make a comment earlier about the Nazis being a great bunch of lads and finished it with "don't jew think".

    Does that count? :p[/quote]

    I did nazi that coming!

    Are we all wide awake and bushy tailed ?


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  • #1537
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Dioralyte...Yep... Blackcurrant and salt.. Horrific :)

    Anyone got a good joke.... Preferably un-pc ?

    None. I'm terrible when it comes to jokes. I did make a comment earlier about the Nazis being a great bunch of lads and finished it with "don't jew think".

    Does that count? :p

    It will do. I can fix the quote issue!

    Do you yawn if you see someone else yawning?


  • #1538
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    It will do. I can fix the quote issue!

    Do you yawn if you see someone else yawning?

    I yawn if someone just says the word yawn.

    Will the new law to ban reusing teabags affect you?


  • #1539
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I yawn if someone just says the word yawn.

    Will the new law to ban reusing teabags affect you?

    Only if I can't reuse them as compost.

    How strong do you like your tea or coffee?


  • #1540
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Only if I can't reuse them as compost.

    How strong do you like your tea or coffee?

    Medium.

    Favourite Easter Egg?


  • #1541
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Medium.

    Favourite Easter Egg?

    A Terry's chocolate orange.

    Are you a member of any commit ees?


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  • #1542
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    A Terry's chocolate orange.

    Are you a member of any commit ees?

    No..I'd rather eat my liver.

    Do you think your liver is in good condition?


  • #1543
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Colser wrote: »
    No..I'd rather eat my liver.

    Do you think your liver is in good condition?

    Possibly but not perfect that's for sure

    When were you last at a McDonald's?


  • #1544
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Possibly but not perfect that's for sure

    When were you last at a McDonald's?

    Been a while, last year sometime anyway, I favour Burger King for my fast food.

    Have you ever seen yourself asleep?


  • #1545
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Been a while, last year sometime anyway, I favour Burger King for my fast food.

    Have you ever seen yourself asleep?

    Yes, my OH took a picture of me sleeping with the cat beside me.

    How green is your grass?


  • #1546
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yes, my OH took a picture of me sleeping with the cat beside me.

    How green is your grass?

    Not all that green. No bloody rain. No normal rain either for that matter.

    Have you ever seen a news item described as 'hilarious' that was even mildly amusing?


  • #1547
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    Not all that green. No bloody rain. No normal rain either for that matter.

    Have you ever seen a news item described as 'hilarious' that was even mildly amusing?

    Very rarely.

    Did you find that item about your man slipping on ice on the footpath funny?


  • #1548
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Hilarious, never gets old.

    Would you be embarrassed if it was you, or laugh at yourself?


  • #1549
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Hilarious, never gets old.

    Would you be embarrassed if it was you, or laugh at yourself?

    Laugh at myself.

    What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you in public ?


  • #1550
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Hilarious, never gets old.

    Would you be embarrassed if it was you, or laugh at yourself?

    I suppose if I didn't break my hole off the ground I'd break my hole laughing.

    Do you see your neighbours as much as the people in Fair City do?


  • #1551
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    73Cat wrote: »
    Laugh at myself.

    What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you in public ?

    Fell into a lake & laugh at it now.
    gramar wrote: »
    I suppose if I didn't break my hole off the ground I'd break my hole laughing.

    Do you see your neighbours as much as the people in Fair City do?

    No idea if there is anyone living fulltime next door, dentist downstairs & flats above.

    Has a neighbour ever asked you for a bowl of sugar?


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  • #1552
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Fell into a lake & laugh at it now.



    No idea if there is anyone living fulltime next door, dentist downstairs & flats above.

    Has a neighbour ever asked you for a bowl of sugar?

    Yeah..they did once. I'm still waiting for the bowl back.

    Ever put salt in your tea?


  • #1553
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Never did, only add sugar the odd time I am feeling a bit poorly.

    What is the most money you ever held in your hands?


  • #1554
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Never did, only add sugar the odd time I am feeling a bit poorly.

    What is the most money you ever held in your hands?

    I had over a million in cash in my possession for about 5 minutes before it
    was locked up.

    Ever been tempted to snatch a cashbox off one of those security van fellas?


  • #1555
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    gramar wrote: »
    I had over a million in cash in my possession for about 5 minutes before it
    was locked up.

    Ever been tempted to snatch a cashbox off one of those security van fellas?

    Always.


    What would you do with it if successful?


  • #1556
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    La.de.da wrote: »
    Always.


    What would you do with it if successful?

    Open it.

    Do you have a secret hiding place for anything?


  • #1557
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    gramar wrote: »
    Open it.

    Do you have a secret hiding place for anything?

    I do.


    Ever hide something so well you can't even find it yourself?


  • #1558
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    La.de.da wrote: »
    I do.


    Ever hide something so well you can't even find it yourself?

    Yes, I often put things away in a safe place, so safe even I can't remember where :(. When I want it I can't find it and usually shows up then when I don't need it, sigh..

    What month were you born in?


  • #1559
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    Yes, I often put things away in a safe place, so safe even I can't remember where :(. When I want it I can't find it and usually shows up then when I don't need it, sigh..

    What month were you born in?

    This one.

    What's your favourite precious stone?


  • #1560
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    This one.

    What's your favourite precious stone?

    It's not precious but granite is my favourite stone

    Have you ever been stoned?


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  • #1561
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    nope, either from physical stones or drugs.

    Do you get many Easter Eggs?


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