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08-04-2021, 13:16   #16
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At my cousins wedding we were about to start the main course and some guy projectile vomited over the table. It was like a scene from a movie.
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At my cousins wedding we were about to start the main course and some guy projectile vomited over the table. It was like a scene from a movie.
I was nearly that guy, hadn't even touched the pint yet, lovely cold one sitting in front of me, others were worried about me as I went white....

Took some nurofen which a girl had on her, went up and actually conked out in the hotel bed, we had brought shots, drink, disco lights and speakers as we always do so we are getting ready or when it all ends we tend to keep going, all the wife's friends wanted to come up and check on me but one funnily was thinking I had someone up there,I had got up about 10 minutes before they arrive up.

I had the disco lights going, music and was drinking a can.....

It was a great night from then on.
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Check out this thread following a post by a user detailing a ruined Wedding in a Thread called 'The most self entitled thing you've ever seen'

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Was at a wedding where the best man said as part of his speech "This marriage will be like a league season, half played at home and half played away" at which stage the bride starting bawling crying and had to be escorted away. The best man was alluding to the fact that the groom was always "playing the field" but it turned out the bride was having an affair for years and 1 of their children wasn't his, the whole wedding just finished then, no band, dance or anything, everyone just went to the bar, up town or home.
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I was a plus one at a wedding where the bride's father collapsed and died just after the wedding party reached the hotel for the reception. Massive heart attack.

After the bride and some of her immediate family left to follow the ambulance to the hospital, there were some ugly scenes amongst those left behind because the groom's family wanted to continue on with the party because "it was paid for anyway" and the bride's family were (understandably) upset.

It was actually one of the saddest things I've ever seen.
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I was nearly that guy, hadn't even touched the pint yet, lovely cold one sitting in front of me, others were worried about me as I went white....

Took some nurofen which a girl had on her, went up and actually conked out in the hotel bed, we had brought shots, drink, disco lights and speakers as we always do so we are getting ready or when it all ends we tend to keep going, all the wife's friends wanted to come up and check on me but one funnily was thinking I had someone up there,I had got up about 10 minutes before they arrive up.

I had the disco lights going, music and was drinking a can.....

It was a great night from then on.
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08-04-2021, 13:38   #23
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I've had a few "experiences". One where the bride was so nervous she got pissed in the early champagne and was in bed by 7pm. Never reappeared. Another where one of the groomsmen got horredndified and put to bed early by his missus under great protest by himself. He arrived down half an hour later, into the banquet stark naked and did a few laps of the dance floor and the guests seating area before heading back to bed happy as Larry with himself
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Thankfully all weddings I've been to have been merry but scandal-less.
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I know of one wedding where the groom got himself so coked up that the celebrant offered an annulment to the bride at the reception.
Made a complete twat of himself. Marriage didn't last long either.

My own wedding, considering my family straits at the time went off surprisingly well.
Apart from a drunken work colleague deciding that she was being threatened by the meekest girl in the place
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I know of one wedding where the groom got himself so coked up that the celebrant offered an annulment to the bride at the reception.
Made a complete twat of himself. Marriage didn't last long either.

My own wedding, considering my family straits at the time went off surprisingly well.
Apart from a drunken work colleague deciding that she was being threatened by the meekest girl in the place
OMG I hope she took him up on that - save a fortune in solicitors fees :0

I was at a very fancy one - black tie, no expense spared - when up rocked a cousin with two children and one screaming from a pram, wedding was strictly a no children affair, cousin plonked herself at ‘our’ (full) table and atarted ordering high chairs and plate settings for herself and the kids - staff didn’t know what to do but obliged her with one high chair and an adult plate setting - the bride stormed down from the top table to call her out on it and insisted neither her nor her children be served and be removed from the reception. Manager was useless, no security on the door - naturally - so cousin just sat and refused to move. Eventually she started feeding her baby a bottle and begged things from other peoples plates and used random spoons and the sideplates for herself and the kids. Everyone was eyes on her and the groom nearly had to wrestle the bride to the floor she was so livid. One child screamed all the way through the speaches which were repeatedly pointedly stopped while they were states at. She travelled - without her husband - from the other end of Ireland to make this holy show of herself. neither groom nor bride were close to her & as a courtesy she and her husband had been invited - without children - like all others but had not rsvp’d. I can still see the rage on the brides face. It will never be forgotten, nor forgiven.
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I was a plus one at a wedding where the bride's father collapsed and died just after the wedding party reached the hotel for the reception. Massive heart attack. .
Similar here (without the RIP). Attended a wedding where the father of the bride had a heart attack after dinner and had to be attended to by the bride (a nurse).
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Check out this thread following a post by a user detailing a ruined Wedding in a Thread called 'The most self entitled thing you've ever seen'

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I wasn't at it but.....

OMg was she ok????
That was some kick to the head.
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