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08-04-2021, 12:09   #1
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Ruining a wedding

Has anyone here ruined a wedding or been to a wedding that was ruined? Let us say, someone has stood up during the mass service and said that this person should not marry him or she.
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Not really, but I was at a wedding where a guy got too drunk and started repeatedly heckling the speeches.
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I heard from two lads that were at a wedding that the best man went on and on about the stuff that happened at the stag to the point that the brides mother put a stop to it.
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Kind of. Twas me that did the ruining. Won't go into any more detail than that. Great satisfaction from it though
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The groom got drunk and decked the best man!
The marriage didn't last either.
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I was at one where the bride and groom had obviously had a huge row sometime before the ceremony. They barely looked at one another in the church or at the reception. Both their parents looked mortified at the top table, the speeches were excruciating as no one knew whether to laugh at the obvious jokes.

Later in the night they would turn and walk in the opposite direction if they found themselves approaching each other.

They split up less than 2 years later.
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Has anyone here ruined a wedding or been to a wedding that was ruined? Let us say, someone has stood up during the mass service and said that this person should not marry him or she.
Any traveller wedding.
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Was at a wedding where the father of the groom was extremely drunk during his speech

I never met the guy before but what I was told is he was a very occasional drinker who went way over his limit on the day.

Don’t know if it was due to nerves or simply people buying rounds etc.

Felt a bit sorry for him, it was embarrassing for everyone
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There was a lad that was in a group of friends I hung out with. I was at his first wedding, girl was a stunner. They ended up splitting up shortly after and then later getting divorced. I had left Ireland at that stage and wasn't in contact with him, but he moved on and met someone and was getting married again. Some of my mates were at this wedding and it was time for the speeches. The lad stood up and wanted to toast his new wife and he called her by the ex-wifes name. Didn't go down well.
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I was at a wedding where the brides family turned on all the grooms side with snarky comments all day, then the grooms family turned on each other. Fisticuffs between sisters, ambulance called, all sorts. Bride ended up insulting a few guests at the end, then slipped and went head over heels in a pool of spilt beer as she tried to storm off. It was quite the fitting ending.

At another, the best man was giving his speech and mentioned there would be no more craic with the groom now he was married - delivered with a look at the bride as he said "there's always one c*nt that has to spoil the party"
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I was at a wedding where the brides family turned on all the grooms side with snarky comments all day, then the grooms family turned on each other. Fisticuffs between sisters, ambulance called, all sorts. Bride ended up insulting a few guests at the end, then slipped and went head over heels in a pool of spilt beer as she tried to storm off. It was quite the fitting ending.

At another, the best man was giving his speech and mentioned there would be no more craic with the groom now he was married - delivered with a look at the bride as he said "there's always one c*nt that has to spoil the party"
I'd like to your +1 at the next wedding you're invited to!
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Kind of. Twas me that did the ruining. Won't go into any more detail than that. Great satisfaction from it though
Why bother even saying anything then?
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Has anyone here ruined a wedding or been to a wedding that was ruined? Let us say, someone has stood up during the mass service and said that this person should not marry him or she.
MY GOD !!! . Looking for ideas ?
What sort of atrocity are you planning ??.
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My cousin at his brothers wedding collapsed on purpose, he went down to the left like someone took the leg from under him, he didn't even put his hand or arm out to break the fall.....

Was funny watching it on video as we weren't at it....
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Running off with the bride would probably ruin it
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