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Shiny new Charter- Contains nudity and rap music, NSFW

  • 05-02-2012 1:59pm
    #1
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


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    Yo this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped, turned upside-down
    And I'd like to take a minute if I may request
    I'll tell you how I became the mod of The Cuckoo's Nest.

    In West Galway city I was born and raised
    On the interwebs was where I'd spend most of my days
    Chillin' out, Trollin' and then trollin' some more
    And then shootin' filthy Russians in Call of Duty 4
    When a couple of admins who were up to no good,
    Came lookin' for some new mods for the neighbourhood
    I post in one little thread and Gordon said "Woohoo!
    "We've found found a new moderator for the Nest of Cuckoos!"

    I whistled for a Tar and when she came by
    I couldn't tell if it really was a girl or a guy
    If anything I could say that Tar was gas
    But I thought nah, forget it when I saw dat ass

    I pulled up to the forum with the code 483
    And I yelled to the squatters "Yo bitches, get silly!"
    Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
    To sit on my throne (which is Tar's derriere)

    The Cuckoo's Nest is for silly. Serious on topic discussion has no place here, and the mods will not tolerate it unless they SPECIFICALLY say otherwise.

    All the usual Boards.ie rules apply. No porn, no warez (That's slang for illegal products like pirated games, for those of you with the poor judgement to be born after Jurassic Park was released).

    Nothing is consistent, except that you can rely on the moderators doing strange things on a whim. Complaining about it is terribly unsexy, and we just won't bother calling you back if you go down that road.

    Here is a previous charter.
    Here is another.

    Both those charters are still completely valid. You should read them. Of particular note is the Stupidity clause from amp's old charter:
    4. The Stupidity clause

    This is a handy little clause which allows me to ban anyone I consider too stupid/annoying/twatish to post in TCN. Please note that talking in txtspk is a symtom of extreme stupidity.

    This clause has never been repealed, and it never will be. So don't be stupid, annoying or twattish.

    Obey these tyrannical rules, and all shall be well.

    Oh, and gratuitous nudity:

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  • #2
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And here is a list of people who are currently immune to being banned for posting the the EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER. Be sure to check regularly, because keeping said immunity is not guaranteed.
    • Sarky - led by example, and CthuCthu, the world's first Eldrich satnav. All roads lead to insanity and despair.
    • Johnny Carson - Predicted that predictions would be predicted by predictive means.
    • southcentralts - Swooped in on his leathery BATMAN wings and stole our hearts. We have to keep them around in the hope of getting the heart back.


  • #3
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    New rule: 2016 edition, mark 1.b

    Moaning about moderators of other forums is a besmirchment, and shall be treated equally to posting in the "Post here to get banned for a random amount of time" thread.
    There is no appeal process for this, it's serious talk, and is not allowed. Those that do it will be laughed at, and made to wear a silly hat, that proclaims their love of Kanye.


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