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You get double your salary, but have to do your job naked

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  • #62
    Sleepy
    Registered Users Posts: 24,141 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Once the heating was raised a few degrees I'd do it quite happily.


  • #63
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,878 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    2 times 0 is still 0 so i'd rather keep my pants on


  • #64
    waraf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭waraf


    Defo. Although I have so much body hair I kinda look like a wookie so there's a chance no one would even notice I was naked. I could spend the extra cash on a good waxing I suppose....


  • #65
    Slydice
    Registered Users Posts: 10,501 ✭✭✭✭Slydice


    *checks results*

    "durty"

    *doesn't vote*

    :D


  • #66
    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    RDM_83 again wrote: »
    What the hell happens to older men in relation to changing rooms, people under the age of 50/60 seem to be able to go from

    Work out gear > Shower > Towel Down > Dressed fairly easily.

    Over that age it seems to be

    Work out gear > Shower > Stand around naked for a while > Towel Head (naked) > Put leg up on bench, Towel groin and legs for 10 minutes > Talk to friend (while naked) > Get Dressed.
    Generally, it seems to be

    Young Irish people; wrap sweaty self with towel, wash themselves, and dry themselves with sweat soaked towel.

    Old people / foreigners who don't have catholic guilt; use towel to dry themselves with.

    Oh, and it seems people have an issue with drying your balls with the hair dryer. Feck them; I'll dry myself how I see fit!


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  • #67
    smurfjed
    Registered Users Posts: 10,025 ✭✭✭✭smurfjed


    Working with about 4000 female flight attendants, i would probably pay to watch them work naked :)


  • #68
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    smurfjed wrote: »
    Working with about 4000 female flight attendants, i would probably pay to watch them work naked :)

    Best answer so far :D


  • #69
    Summer wind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    I'd work turned inside out not to mind naked for an extra €20 an hour:)


  • #70
    Stealthirl
    Registered Users Posts: 1,589 ✭✭✭Stealthirl


    Id do it but i think there would need to be some new developments in personal protection


  • #71
    Lau2976
    Registered Users Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭Lau2976


    Yep. I mainly work alone from my house though so if your planing on purchasing a Lau original I should warn you there's already a pretty big chance to I was naked, or eating, or on the phone, etc when I was doing it.

    I'm very happy with my body so I'm happy to strip in a public work space too.


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  • #72
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I dunno if I'd want to work with others who'd take up this offer, I'd be afraid of skidmarks left around on seats.... :pac:


  • #73
    Liamario
    Registered Users Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭Liamario


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    You get a raise.

    The job could get real hard then. You'd have to make sure you don't cock up.


  • #74
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    RDM_83 again wrote: »
    What the hell happens to older men in relation to changing rooms, people under the age of 50/60 seem to be able to go from

    Work out gear > Shower > Towel Down > Dressed fairly easily.

    Over that age it seems to be

    Work out gear > Shower > Stand around naked for a while > Towel Head (naked) > Put leg up on bench, Towel groin and legs for 10 minutes > Talk to friend (while naked) > Get Dressed.

    Not wanting to look at old mens junk doesn't make you a conservative prude, changing rooms are for changing not a nudist convention :mad:
    End Rant

    1. Self Confidence

    2. Not caring what others think

    Both increase with age. Both explain the above.


  • #75
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    I dunno if I'd want to work with others who'd take up this offer, I'd be afraid of skidmarks left around on seats.... :pac:
    A level of proven proficiency in wiping should be demonstrated first!!!


  • #76
    Joey Flabby Teenager
    Posts: 0 ✭ Joey Flabby Teenager


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    A level of proven proficiency in wiping should be demonstrated first!!!
    What do you suggest, white seat covers on chairs (that have an inverse incline making you slide off) in the reception! :eek:


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