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Tyson to do porn??

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  • 04-08-2005 9:03pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭


    Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in a porn film - with Jenna Jameson. The former boxing World Heavyweight Champion claims he is desperate for cash, after being hit with a tax bill for several million dollars, and a porn career is a tempting offer.

    The disgraced pugilist, who retired from boxing last month, was approached by Jenna's representatives to star as her partner in the X-rated movie.

    He is quoted by Britain's Zoo magazine as saying: "I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry
    .
    "I need the money up front."

    Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry - with his alleged 14-inch manhood. (*See Link Below for Naked Picture of Mike Tyson)

    He explained: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long.

    "If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star."

    http://www.doghouseboxing.com/Chee/Chee0803a05.htm


    No matter what you say, deep down we all know we'd buy it if it came out! I would probably die laughing watching Tyson talk dirty in his voice... lol


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,033 ✭✭✭beller b


    Yeah! I wonder will Jenna let him nibble her ear?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    beller b wrote:
    Yeah! I wonder will Jenna let him nibble her ear?



    classic!!! good god thats funny...i think its a good idea cos he's goin nowhere fast and as well as that he get to shag jenna...good god he's a lucky man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭akindoc


    jcoote wrote:
    classic!!! good god thats funny...i think its a good idea cos he's goin nowhere fast and as well as that he get to shag jenna...good god he's a lucky man

    jenna's a bit over the hill these days. I would like to have seen him go for the likes of Taylor Rain or Nikki Blond myself.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    nah its a bit prestigeuos or something having jenna as your first...i'd hop on gauge and aurora snow together myself


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Link removed and BazH banned for one month.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭akindoc


    probably when its erect :D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,968 ✭✭✭jcoote


    yeah it is it wouldn't go up if it was 14 inches on a flopper


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,341 ✭✭✭✭Chucky the tree


    14", isnt thatn early the record?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Looks like an average 4 inch flaccid to me....14 inches pfft :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 368 ✭✭Geiger


    Won't believe it until his trousers are round his ankles.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    BazH banned for posting the link, Mobileinfantry and akindoc you're being warned for quoting the link.

    You should know better.

    I will hand out harsher bans if I see anything like this in future.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭akindoc


    Amz wrote:
    BazH banned for posting the link, Mobileinfantry and akindoc you're being warned for quoting the link.

    You should know better.

    I will hand out harsher bans if I see anything like this in future.

    Ridiculous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Amz wrote:
    BazH banned for posting the link, Mobileinfantry and akindoc you're being warned for quoting the link.

    You should know better.

    I will hand out harsher bans if I see anything like this in future.

    Sorry, wasn't actually thinking, just replied with quote as I normally do, oops.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭MikeTyson


    ya jenna jameson probably wudnt let me nibble her ear1!!


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