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11-01-2019, 00:20   #16
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Just take a shît before you go to the pub. Then don’t go for a piss until you’ve had at least 6 pints. This stuff isn’t rocket science, pal.
No piss until after 6 pints would be the stuff of the Guinness Book of Records.
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11-01-2019, 00:22   #17
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People say that women's toilets are worse but how can that be the case? Are they really covered in faeces and urine and used sanitary products? I mean, I have used many of them and the vast majority have not been remotely manky.

I doubt men's toilets are that bad overall either - I just don't see how it could be possible for women's toilets to be worse. Makes more sense that it'd be 50/50 mostly - although due to biology, women don't have the "missed" aim problem (usually). Or is it maybe a subconscious expectation that women's toilets would be cleaner than men's?
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The Flutt would have a field day at that OP. Pity he got so badly constipated he asked to be banned. Probably felt his art was leaving him.
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11-01-2019, 00:34   #19
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Can honestly say I've never been to a filthy toilet unless the flusher isnt working
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11-01-2019, 00:37   #20
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I just don't see how it could be possible for women's toilets to be worse. Makes more sense that it'd be 50/50 mostly - although due to biology, women don't have the "missed" aim problem (usually).
I imagine everything that can go wrong in mens toilets can go wrong in womens and much much more. Apparently [according to posts on the internet] some women hover over the toilet due to some strange fear of making contact with the toilet which isn't great for their aim.
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11-01-2019, 00:43   #21
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"Much much more" like what?

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11-01-2019, 00:51   #22
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Some really shocking women's toilets alright.

You really would wonder about some people. What must their homes be like?
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I do always place toilet paper around the seat if I ever need a sh*te in any public toilet .

Would never place my arse on any of them
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Men’s toilets are disgusting I must say. On occasion I’ve gone into a stall for a whizz, only to see somebody else has given the toilet seat a “golden shower.” I then proceed to take my own pee carefully. Then I realize that 12 angry men are waiting to use my cubicle. What do I do? I reluctantly clean the pee belonging to somebody else with a tissue before I exit. How do you explain to the next guy that it wasn’t me? It’s the closest I’ve gotten to feeling what Lee Harvey Oswald must have felt.
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Olivia O'Leary was particularly attractive in that video wasn't she.

And very well spoken. Lovely diction.
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No piss until after 6 pints would be the stuff of the Guinness Book of Records.
Lightweight!! So, you've started drinking a couple of months ago?
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It’s simple. Himself has been listening to her indoors all week, giving it large about the toilet paper not hanging the right way, and putting the seat back down, opening windows and spraying Oust after taking a ****.

Now he’s out with the lads, a few jars, no woman moaning, so time to piss all over the place and forget washing the hands... that’s wasting drinking time.

Real man stuff.
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It’s simple. Himself has been listening to her indoors all week, giving it large about the toilet paper not hanging the right way, and putting the seat back down, opening windows and spraying Oust after taking a ****.

Now he’s out with the lads, a few jars, no woman moaning, so time to piss all over the place and forget washing the hands... that’s wasting drinking time.

Real man stuff.
Haha brilliant
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It’s simple. Himself has been listening to her indoors all week, giving it large about the toilet paper not hanging the right way, and putting the seat back down, opening windows and spraying Oust after taking a ****.

Now he’s out with the lads, a few jars, no woman moaning, so time to piss all over the place and forget washing the hands... that’s wasting drinking time.

Real man stuff.
There's a grain of truth in that. Pubs the world over are refuges for men from their nagging wives.
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Mods I think the OPs account has been hacked,he hasnt blamed "the brits" for this terrible situation
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