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24-05-2017, 20:55   #91
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I know it's more than 4 words, but I always found this utterly heartbreaking :


Baby shoes for sale - never worn.
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I know it's more than 4 words, but I always found this utterly heartbreaking :


Baby shoes for sale - never worn.

From the new yorker.com:

Legend has it that Ernest Hemingway won a bet by writing the six-word story “For sale: baby shoes. Never worn.” Hoping to cash in on that story's success, Hemingway wrote some six-word sequels.

For sale: baby shoes. Really big.

For hire: giant baby. Very amusing.

Rent baby for fun, scary evening.
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Terminal, starring Tom Hanks.
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Smaller than I expected...
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But but but but......
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