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Even Christy has a bird

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    #92
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    Christy doesn't need a bird, he just needs a fooookin ligh'!


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    #93
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Damnit. I've a song ready to go on this but I came home to discover I can't find the memory card for my camera. If I manage to pick one up in town tomorrow I might still post it but it feels like the moment might have passed.


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    #94
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Do it, earthhorse, release your art...

    Just got this one emailed from a mate:

    hey have you hurd
    even christy has a bird
    He's got a working foot, AND 2 wheels
    while i sit here, with me takeaway meals

    he has gay hair
    he sits in a chair
    he looks like a mutt
    he ****s with his foot

    In my depths of despiar
    that ****er in his chair
    sits and gets blown
    while I'm on my own

    I believe that's the transition made to emo rock now :pac:


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    #95
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,858 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    I wake up early at the crack of dawn,
    And try to reach for the usual hard on.
    but my hand won't move to my mornin glory
    Oh fuckin hell I've caught the palsy!

    Overcome with panic I start to despair,
    How can I pull in this fuckin chair
    While suppin beer through my nose,
    It'll be ok though, I've got my toes


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    #96
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Xavi, you're goin straight to hell for that one :p


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    #97
    togster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    I walk up early at the crack of dawn,
    And try to reach for the usual hard on.
    but my hand won't move to my mornin glory
    Oh fuckin hell I've caught the palsy!

    Overcome with panic I start to despair,
    How can I pull in this fuckin chair
    While suppin beer through my nose,
    It'll be ok though, I've got my toes

    ROFL :D


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    #98
    BobTheBeat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭BobTheBeat


    on circular limbs, cristy he ponders
    up the stairs, all a sudden, his mind it wonders
    to the fair haired lass, legs akimbo in bed
    naumahuaohmmaaeughb, to himself he done said

    to the clar dubh he reached, with toes so nimble
    the cock it crowed, but it was just a symbol
    for christy knew, time was n'ere out
    For herself upstairs had begun to scream and to shout

    The chalk dust it did jump , in all directions it went
    An outline of a plane, soon became apparent
    Christy he winced and moaned and he blew
    On the blackboard he sat, up the stairs he flew

    To his prize he did arrive, she waited open handed
    On the bed, how the fook, the Plane!Was he to land it?
    His knob like a pole vault, went into his missus
    Thats why christy has a burd, and the rest of us - bitchless

    Chorus:- Woah Woah, wrestlemania!

    Controversial I know, but progressive nonetheless


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    #99
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    bobmeaney wrote: »
    His knob like a pole vault, went into his missus
    Thats why christy has a burd, and the rest of us - bitchless

    beautiful, my man. Beautiful.

    What about a cover version of "I can't dance" by Genesis on the album?


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    #100
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    Do it, earthhorse, release your art...

    The video is made. Left my PC uploading it overnight but it keeps going into sleep mode. If I can figure out how to prevent that it should go up by tomorrow morning.


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    #101
    BobTheBeat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭BobTheBeat


    If there was a term of speach better than 'So excited I just peuped my pants' I would use it now.

    Turn off sleep mode, by clicking start, control panel and power options. From here you can disable sleep mode,suspend etc.


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    #102
    the whole year inn
    Registered Users Posts: 7,078 ✭✭✭the whole year inn


    I think if you set the power opton to max you wont have any problems but you wont hibernate any more ,but then again you should turn off you computer completely due to power saving malarkly.


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    #103
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    bobmeaney wrote: »
    If there was a term of speach better than 'So excited I just peuped my pants' I would use it now.

    Aheh, it's just me and a guitar. Don't get your hopes up too much.
    bobmeaney wrote: »
    Turn off sleep mode, by clicking start, control panel and power options. From here you can disable sleep mode,suspend etc.

    Thanks. I'll try that when I get home.
    gob_smacked wrote: »
    I think if you set the power opton to max you wont have any problems but you wont hibernate any more ,but then again you should turn off you computer completely due to power saving malarkly.

    Ah, don't worry. I'll re-enable the power saving options once the upload is finished.


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    #104
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Thanks. I'll try that when I get home.

    Surely you mean you are rushing home right this minute to unleash your musical masterpiece on the world?


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    #105
    c - 13
    Registered Users Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Looking forward to this should be interesting :pac:

    Which lot of your lyrics are you singing Earthhorse ?


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    #106
    Borneo Fnctn
    Registered Users Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    Do you have any shame? You made a laughing stock of a handicapped man. Don't say "No offence intended". Would you show this thread to somebody with Cerebral Palsy? Or did you just want to laugh behind their backs. Call me politically correct but this is where I draw the line.


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    #107
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    janeybabe wrote: »
    Surely you mean you are rushing home right this minute to unleash your musical masterpiece on the world?

    Yeah, sure. That's what I meant. (I'm stuck in work with no access to YouTube).
    c - 13 wrote: »
    Which lot of your lyrics are you singing Earthhorse ?

    It's a new composition of mine called Two Left Feet.


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    #108
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Yeah, sure. That's what I meant. (I'm stuck in work with no access to YouTube).

    Not good enough. No dedication to the art! :p


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    c - 13
    Registered Users Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    jackpalance wrote: »
    Do you have any shame? You made a laughing stock of a handicapped man. Don't say "No offence intended". Would you show this thread to somebody with Cerebral Palsy? Or did you just want to laugh behind their backs. Call me politically correct but this is where I draw the line.

    To be honest i'm actually surprised it took until post #106 before someone said that.
    Earthhorse wrote: »
    It's a new composition of mine called Two Left Feet.

    Ohh, interesting, which of these smileys looks closest to an evil laugh ? :D


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    #110
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,858 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    c - 13 wrote: »
    To be honest i'm actually surprised it took until post #106 before someone said that.

    Same here. I thought this would've been locked 100 posts ago!


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    #111
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    jackpalance wrote: »
    Do you have any shame? You made a laughing stock of a handicapped man. Don't say "No offence intended". Would you show this thread to somebody with Cerebral Palsy? Or did you just want to laugh behind their backs. Call me politically correct but this is where I draw the line.


    I do see where you're coming from.

    Though, in fairness, I did start this thread to take the piss with me, more than anything else.

    I agree with the others..I'm surprised it took so long for someone to voice their objections. I wonder is it the latent guilt we all feel, as every one of us has done a christy impression at some point in our lives :p


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    #112
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    Though, in fairness, I did start this thread to take the piss with me, more than anything else.

    Yeah, I agree, I thought we were more laughing at the fact that you were comparing your love life with someone with a serious illness and getting bet up over it. And also your friend who can't masturbate anymore after being dumped.

    I'm sure there have been some crude attempts at humour in the thread that have been more offensive than funny but I think the majority of the stuff has been quite mild.


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    #113
    BobTheBeat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭BobTheBeat


    +1, its all in jest. Besides if anyone should go down for it, its Tallaght01. That boy needs therapy!


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    #114
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    could we have follow ups with
    "i can't walk 500 miles"
    or
    the dance remix of tribal dance... "the christy dance"...

    can just imagine the dancefloors looking like a homicide scene...


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    #115
    gogglebok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 696 ✭✭✭gogglebok


    jackpalance wrote: »
    Do you have any shame? You made a laughing stock of a handicapped man. Don't say "No offence intended". Would you show this thread to somebody with Cerebral Palsy? Or did you just want to laugh behind their backs. Call me politically correct but this is where I draw the line.

    It's an affectionate and scabrous thread about an iconoclastic man who had himself a fairly dark and filthy sense of humour. Your concern does you credit, but no-one has been harmed by the contents of this thread.

    Would I show it to someone with CP? If it was a friend of mine, yes I would. I wouldn't whip out the laptop to a stranger on the bus, but I don't think that constitutes laughing behind anyone's back. We're all aware that we're on the internet.


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    #116
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,259 ✭✭✭Homer


    Workin on the album cover...

    Christy featuring Brenda & the Frickers


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    #117
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    industria wrote: »
    Workin on the album cover...

    Christy featuring Brenda & the Frickers


    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

    that's another one joining us in hell


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    #118
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    aww someone attach that :( no access to flickr in work


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    #119
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    class thread!:p


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    #120
    NotMe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    The single: Even Christy has a bird


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    #121
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    NotMe wrote: »
    The single: Even Christy has a bird

    class, mate, well done.

    I'm lovin the parental warning about explicit lyrics too :pac:


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