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A Lotto Madness: Rollover Extravaganza

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  • #92
    humanji
    Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    I think he'd be better of just looking up porn, or god forbid, getting a girlfriend.


  • #93
    dsmythy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,508 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    berliner wrote: »
    what if he's right?

    Then i'll post my naked body up on boards. For everyone's sake he better be wrong.


  • #94
    cson
    Registered Users Posts: 14,397 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Are you still shiteing on about it being corrupt?

    Mother O' Jaysus :rolleyes:


  • #95
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    Brian Nolan wrote: »
    Who wants to take bets on the lotto been won tonight!
    I feel the National Lottery might just decide to let this large rollover be won tonight.

    Then starting fresh on St Patrick’s weekend with an extra €1,000,000 prize fund of €2m. No winners for St Patrick’s weekend, with added lotto fever for Easter bring Easter Saturday prize fund to around €4m.

    Even more so if the lotto is won tonight, as the public will see them as decent and honest. However, if it is won tonight they have lost out on increasing revenue from sales if the roll over was worth around €16 or €17m jackpot for Easter.

    Anyway there are another 3 large roll overs due for the rest of the year.
    So play early.

    So if it is won tonight, it is because they are aware that you are on to them and they decided to let it go early.. If it isn't won tonight, it is proof that your conspiracy theory is true? So you're right either way. :pac: While you are obsessing over this silly conspiracy theory, your toast is probably burning


  • #96
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    He has to be right sooner or later. /tin foil hat


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  • #97
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    what time is lotto.ie updated tonight???

    ive got a sindicate of 100 lines to check here at work :( plus my own ticket.


  • #98
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    I'm gonna win this tonight woot


  • #99
    stepbar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    I'd like to let you all know that I've won the lotto. That is all.... :D


  • #100
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,041 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    RoyalMarineComm wrote: »
    what time is lotto.ie updated tonight???

    ive got a sindicate of 100 lines to check here at work :( plus my own ticket.

    Just go into a shop in the morning and ask them to do it. They may be pissed at you though.


  • #101
    dsmythy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,508 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    The results are in...

    24 27 28 33 35 36 Bonus 15

    [No winner]. EDIT:There was one winner after all.

    If you didn't do a quick pick i doubt you stood a chance with this one.


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  • #102
    hellboy99
    Registered Users Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭hellboy99


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    The Lotto draw isn't live?
    Don't know if this is right but I have been told that the lotto isn't live for the following reason.
    As we all know the last 15 minutes before the draw you can't purchase a ticket, what happens in this 15 minutes is that 5 draws are carried out to make sure the thing isn't rigged, ie. same balls coming out each time.
    That said, would it not also be possible during this time for a computer to work out a combination of balls to throw out for it not to be won ?


  • #103
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,041 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    hellboy99 wrote: »
    That said, would it not also be possible during this time for a computer to work out a combination of balls to throw out for it not to be won ?
    Last time I seen the lotto it was a load of balls swirling around in a sphere, a tube would rise up and select a ball. I don't see how a computer could predict which ball was over that tube at any given moment.


  • #104
    berliner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭berliner


    RoyalMarineComm wrote: »
    what time is lotto.ie updated tonight???

    ive got a sindicate of 100 lines to check here at work :( plus my own ticket.
    A fool and his money is easly parted.Never a truer word.


  • #105
    berliner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭berliner


    dsmythy wrote: »
    The results are in...

    24 27 28 33 35 36 Bonus 15

    No winner. If you didn't do a quick pick i doubt you stood a chance with this one.
    C'mon Brian Nolan,we're waiting....:)


  • #106
    hellboy99
    Registered Users Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭hellboy99


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Last time I seen the lotto it was a load of balls swirling around in a sphere, a tube would rise up and select a ball. I don't see how a computer could predict which ball was over that tube at any given moment.
    I'm sure you could rig balls with weights.


  • #107
    hellboy99
    Registered Users Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭hellboy99


    dsmythy wrote: »
    The results are in...

    24 27 28 33 35 36 Bonus 15

    No winner. If you didn't do a quick pick i doubt you stood a chance with this one.

    There was one winner.


  • #108
    dsmythy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,508 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    berliner wrote: »
    C'mon Brian Nolan,we're waiting....:)

    EDIT: Apparantly it was won after all so this summary is useless. He will still say he is right though :)

    I can give you a summary of what he will say.

    (1) They have chosen to let someone win on Paddy's weekend.

    (2) Obviously this was always their plan since they made the numbers fall between 24 and 36, a very narrow range designed to reduce the chances of someone winning.

    (3) I have called them and put this to them.

    (4) I will be proven right.


  • #109
    dsmythy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,508 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    hellboy99 wrote: »
    There was one winner.

    Was there? They had it as none earlier. Yet another quick pick wins again it seems.


  • #110
    Denis Irwin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 684 ✭✭✭Denis Irwin


    hellboy99 wrote: »
    There was one winner.

    Ahh sh*te :(


  • #111
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Goodbye Brian Nolan.


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  • #112
    dsmythy
    Registered Users Posts: 10,508 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    Brian Nolan wrote: »
    I watching a film will be on later. Now that it’s won I can put my accusation about fraud directly to the Director of the National Lottery.
    However if I had kept my mouth shut and let them have there €17m roll over instead of going through all this later in the year!


    Re the PM “Be careful they don’t send a hit man”!

    No, I just better not make a trip to Russia like one Liam Lawlor and get taken out!

    Regards
    Brian

    Your going to get yourself arrested if you don't stop harassing the National Lottery.


  • #113
    Dampsquid
    Registered Users Posts: 675 ✭✭✭Dampsquid


    One winner, bought in Tescos in Newbridge.


  • #114
    Flukey
    Registered Users Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Hey Brian, you weren't by any chance in Newbridge buying Lotto tickets, were you? :rolleyes:


  • #115
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    He has been banned from AH, so cannot answer your question.

    I rather people did not take the piss, as he does not have the ability to reply here.
    Thanks.


  • #116
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    what exactly was he banned for?

    his comments in this thread?


  • #117
    Sully
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 24,056 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sully


    Its funny that Brian said it, cause when I bought my ticket it was only cause the gf said to. I was at the shop counter and when she said it rolled over I said "Its not been won yet?" and the assistant in the shop goes "Of course not, they would hardly have it won when there is a bank holiday coming up"


  • #118
    Flukey
    Registered Users Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    RoyalMarineComm wrote: »
    what time is lotto.ie updated tonight???

    ive got a sindicate of 100 lines to check here at work :( plus my own ticket.

    Write a computer program to do it for you, or set up some queries in Access or some other database application. I've done both. It doesn't matter how many lines I have, as when the winning numbers are being called out, I type them in and my program counts and highlights them for me. As soon as the last number is drawn, I immediately know if I've won anything or not. I never have to check a ticket, and since I mostly use the same numbers, I don't have to do many adjustments to where they are stored on file.


  • #119
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    RoyalMarineComm wrote: »
    what exactly was he banned for?

    his comments in this thread?
    Several different things.


  • #120
    Sully
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 24,056 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sully


    Terry wrote: »
    Several different things.

    Including cracking the biggest fraud of our nation? :D


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  • #121
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 32,980 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Terry wrote: »
    Several different things.

    Where;s the link to that League of Bastards when you need it?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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