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    #32
    sadie1502
    Registered Users Posts: 666 ✭✭✭sadie1502


    Time outs don't have any chunky chocolate.


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    #33
    ablelocks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,682 ✭✭✭ablelocks


    Gregor Samsa wrote: »
    Yellow > Purple > Pink

    There's 6 biscuits in the Yellow Snacks. This increases their savourability.

    not anymore, there's only 4

    cadbury products are not the same since they got taken over by mondelez, the milk robbing, cheap ****e adding bastards.


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    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,280 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    bobbyy gee wrote: »
    you should all find girlfriends

    Do they have a chunky end?


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    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,148 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    kowloon wrote: »
    Do they have a chunky end?

    only the good ones


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    gogo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭gogo


    It has to be noted the increasing price of Cadbury’s purple snack.. in comparison to their size they are quiet expensive. €5.40 for a 12 pack now in tesco’s... I’m not sure when they joined the rank of luxury chocolate... but 100% agreed on the chunky end, it’s always been there and it’s always been the highlight!


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    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    ozmo wrote: »
    I had a friend growing up whos Dad worked making them in Coolock - used to get some of solid Snack bars from him -

    When making - They weigh them at the end of the conveyer belt - and any too heavy get rejected

    Girls on Tinder operate like this too.


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    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    SureYWouldntYa wrote: »
    Does anyone else eat all the chocolate off the purple one before eating the biscuit.....

    Well this is what the thread is about. Realistically you can only eat the chocolate off half of it, without penetrating the biscuit.


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    #39
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,280 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Candie wrote: »
    Malteasers take me ages to eat. I have to attempt to eat the chocolate coating while leaving the honeycomb centre intact. It's a joyous occasion when I achieve a perfectly smooth, round ball of honeycomb.

    It's the little things. :)

    I deconstruct food like that. Do you separate the three components of a Jaffa Cake?


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    Piehead
    Registered Users Posts: 472 ✭✭Piehead


    I have never - and I mean NEVER - Stuck my schlong in a bobo


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    #41
    Errashareesh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭Errashareesh


    sadie1502 wrote: »
    Time outs don't have any chunky chocolate.
    Time Outs have been utterly destroyed. :mad:


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    JasonStatham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭JasonStatham


    kowloon wrote: »
    Do they have a chunky end?

    Actually most of them.....


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    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Piehead wrote: »
    I have never - and I mean NEVER - Stuck my schlong in a bobo

    Try it.


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    #44
    Boscoirl
    Registered Users Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Boscoirl


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    For years I’d go for the pink Snack. Sometimes I’d go for the yellow but I never, ever, went for the purple Snack.

    What a fool I had been! All those work “breaks” I could have spent enjoying that chocolate-y biscuit-y goodness but instead I settled for less.

    No more.

    Purple snacks are the reason I donate blood


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    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Boscoirl wrote: »
    Purple snacks are the reason I donate blood

    So did Jesus. The church actually used to give out wee pieces of Snack instead of wafer during communion but, as a cost-cutting measure, they stopped. That was used to symbolise the lord's body. If you think about it, it makes no less sense than wafer. The order came straight down from the Vatican and more people would know about it if they weren't a bunch of paedos. That scandal took the spotlight of the removal of chocolate in mass. Even in Islam, muslims worshipped these treats BEFORE Allah. The phrase used to be Allahu Snack-bar, not Allahu Akbar. The Snack bar is not only rich in taste, but rich in culture and history.


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    mistersifter
    Registered Users Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    this thread is freaking me out.

    I;ve been on a purple snack buzz for about a week or so now. Usually a yellow snack man (although neither are what they used to be - smaller and artificial sweetenery)

    The thing is, only today I was thinking about doing a snack bar thread . Now I come online and there;s one here...

    what are the odds.


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    Quantum Baloney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Quantum Baloney


    Pink Snacks I loved, Yellow Snacks I miss, Snax Crisps I adore, so my penis is firm


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    jiltloop
    Registered Users Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    Kit-Kat chunky!!

    Kitkat chunkies remind me of a great joke....

    A man walks in to a shop and says to the woman behind the counter "can I have a KitKat chunky?", She reaches for a KitKat chunky and he shouts "no I want a normal kitkat ya fat b1tch!".


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