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Happy Valentines 2020

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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,519 ✭✭✭worded


    Looking for a bit of advice...
    What's the best number of Roses to give for Valentine's Day? -

    6? 12? 24?

    Or the whole tin?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 36,787 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Happy Hallmark card and Restaurant markup day to you too.

    We sat again for an hour and a half discussing maps and figures and always getting back to that most damnable creation of the perverted ingenuity of man - the County of Tyrone.

    H. H. Asquith



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,339 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    It's the yop that gets me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,519 ✭✭✭worded


    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    Valentines Day is consumerist rubbish,
    don’t you have some ironing to do?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,519 ✭✭✭worded


    I once made love to a female clown… she twisted my penis into a poodle.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭badabing106


    Valentine was beaten to death with clubs and had his head severed off on this day in 270.Happy valentines day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Happy VD Day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭ Princeton Icy Lockout


    Look at all the cynics who won't be having sex tonight :p;)




  • Raconteuse wrote: »
    Happy VD Day.

    On this day, roses were liberated from their natural habitat and employed as money-making devices.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭nigeldaniel


    I am waiting till Monday when the teddies are been sold off at 50% discount. That's my lot.

    Dan.



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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    On this day, roses were liberated from their natural habitat and employed as money-making devices.

    To follow on from your cheerful post, additional useless trees are also rightly chopped down to supply for the excess requirement of cards provided to love ones on this day


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,519 ✭✭✭worded


    To follow on from your cheerful post, additional useless trees are also rightly chopped down to supply for the excess requirement of cards provided to love ones on this day

    Valentines cards should be recycled every year or every lover LOL


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,325 ✭✭✭✭mariaalice


    Despite getting roses and champagne which I accept with grace and manners hand my heart I do think a lot of it is nonsense but a little bit of a celebration of all kind of love both Agape and Eros is nice.

    But with romantic love I take the line, by my deads shall you know me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,543 ✭✭✭✭cnocbui


    Happy 'fallen for yet another cold and calculated marketing ploy day, sucker'.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    cnocbui wrote: »
    Happy 'fallen for yet another cold and calculated marketing ploy day, sucker'.

    Throw Fathers/Mothers day in to the scam also


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,543 ✭✭✭✭cnocbui


    Of course, never done those either. Not to forget the Chinese invented singles day.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,183 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Happy VD Day.

    Most of them can be treated now.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,171 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Writing love poetry
    I have now mastered.
    Let us go halves
    On our own little bastpatio.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    worded wrote: »
    I once made love to a female clown… she twisted my penis into a poodle.

    I'm not sure that'll hold up as a defence. At least, not if the poodle gives evidence against you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,562 ✭✭✭patmac


    Got a valentine's card off Moonpig this morning. The wife hates me calling her that.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,519 ✭✭✭worded


    When even the milk has a date ....


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