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One Day At A Whine (Sweet Jesus), Liveline, 10/05/19 and dat

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  • 10-05-2019 12:43pm
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    [Deleted User]
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    New Liveline Thread, 10 May 2-19 and dat.

    Play nice.
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    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,760 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Kicking off with DE PAYNE, caller.

    Joe in full-on ghoul mode, pulling the bones out of himself. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Stop saying "by the way" when you are not introducing something new!


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    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Joe, ask her how much compo she got!


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    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,760 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    When you're down with the pain
    And a bleed on the brain
    In Tulla-moray 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    What are we getting to here? Money? Psychiatric care?


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    sligojoek
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    Joe starts talking more slowly when she mentions brain injury.


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    Oops69
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    Does any caller to this show ever have one type of an injury .... 3 types of brain injury , double pneumonia , 3 types of arthritis , 4 types of pain ... etc etc ?


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    withless
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    Objection! Leading the witness!!


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    [Deleted User]
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    withless wrote: »
    What are we getting to here? Money? Psychiatric care?
    eight minutes in and still not clear. I think its just a list of catastrophes at this stage.

    Friday afternoon, Joe has already mentally disengaged.


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    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    withless wrote: »
    What are we getting to here? Money? Psychiatric care?

    It all comes down to money in the end. It solves all other problems.


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    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 5,934 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    When you're down with the pain
    And a bleed on the brain
    In Tulla-moray

    Which reminds me, went down twice to Texas Tom's Coffee Club in the last week and it seems to have closed or maybe moved to another premises.

    It was a great place to relax after the shopping and dat.


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    Oops69
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    Next caller up ‘ I have 4 types of brain injury ‘ .... it never seems to affect the speech area of the brain for theses callers .


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    Busi_Girl08
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    So you were offered counselling...


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    DoctorEdgeWild
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    Oops69 wrote: »
    Next caller up ‘ I have 4 types of brain injury ‘ .... it never seems to affect the speech area of the brain for theses callers .
    It sometimes shows itself in hilarious accents, rambling tales that go nowhere and an inability to get to any point caller.


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    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Good point says Joe when shes ignoring the doctors advice.


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    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,402 ✭✭✭boardise


    These revelations should be of immense practical significance to all of us in our daily lives.


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    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    withless wrote: »
    Good point says Joe when shes ignoring the doctors advice.

    Well, she seems to be consulting Joe for another medical opinion. Joe has immense expertise in so many areas.:rolleyes:


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    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 5,934 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    How the ***k did she pass a medical for a driving licence if she can see 10 cars instead of one in the distance.


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    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users Posts: 5,889 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    'Outside the house as they say' What Joe, in the garden?


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    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,760 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    Which reminds me, went down twice to Texas Tom's Coffee Club in the last week and it seems to have closed or maybe moved to another premises.

    It was a great place to relax after the shopping and dat.


    I would think that TT would put a notice on the window/door telling where he now is, unless he's in the 'Joy. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,402 ✭✭✭boardise


    All this talk of triggers is giving me itchy fingers here.


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    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I wonder was her old normal as boring as her new normal?


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    #24
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    "I know better"


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    [Deleted User]
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    Fifteen minutes and the point is elucidated.

    She should have had counselling, which she did, but she should have had.

    And now for some hysterics.


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    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,760 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Whoh, Anxiety Alex on now. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    sligojoek
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    Come back Funny Friday. All is forgiven.


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    Michael joseph
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Michael joseph


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    How the ***k did she pass a medical for a driving licence if she can see 10 cars instead of one in the distance.

    doesn't fill me with confidence as I cycle about the place, knowing she's out there


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    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Caller more helpful than Joe after 30 seconds.


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    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,760 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Michael joseph wrote: »
    doesn't fill me with confidence as I cycle about the place knowing she's out there
    Just be careful you don't trigger her by doing anything. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I that why Bono wears the sunglasses?


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