[Strumms]

Originally Posted by ablelocks

you need to get over to the BA forum and see how to get Netflix/Tidal/YouTube premium for about €10-12 a month all in (family accounts, cheaper again if you go individual).

Thanks for the tip, didn’t know about that thanks...

[Jay Dee]

Your birthday card says " Happy 70th "

[Esho]

Originally Posted by Dub Ste

Last time I was in the barbers, after asking if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed, he said, "I'll just give the hair in you ears a little trim while we're at it".......

Yes I go to a Turkish barber now so they can "flame the ears"!

[Esho]

Originally Posted by Montage of Feck

The retirement age will be over seventy by the time I get to retirement. Just inject me and sent my remains to the soylent factory when I'm longer economicaly viable.

Getting the reference to soylent!

[WildWater]

Originally Posted by Strumms

Thanks for the tip, didn’t know about that thanks...

The poster is advising you to get over to the Bargain Alerts forum.

See, I’m young enough to be in on the cool lingo. Not old at all!

[dublin49]

when you havent played a game of football since the mid 90's

[Hector Savage]

Russel Crowe looks like a man approaching 90 ....

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-dorset-55916630

[Tzardine]

I would love a Volvo estate in brown.

That has to be a sign.

[everlast75]

Your dentist is younger than you

[Rega]

You have to scroll down for ages to select your year of birth when filling out a form online

[RandRuns]

Your priority when buying a car goes from "how fast can it go, and how cool does it look" to "what mileage does it do, and how easy is it to get in and out of"

[Sky King]

You have a stick in your garage specifically for stirring paint.

[Be right back]

When your co-workers weren't born when you did the leaving cert!

[Ubbquittious]

You remember when this was all fields

[Oink]

Originally Posted by Be right back

When your co-workers weren't born when you did the leaving cert!

How about when your co-workers are technically young enough to be your kids. If you’d married young. Yikes.