Now ye're talking - to a country barman

Kevin Finnerty · 18-07-2018 2:20pm

My Guinness needs topping up lads , wait ye're turn!

Does everyone at the bar always turn around when someone walks in?
What's the worst case of stinge you've seen in a round scenario? Do rounds still exist even?

D3V!L · 18-07-2018 2:45pm

ARE YE RIGHT THERE FOLKS !!

jimgoose · 18-07-2018 3:25pm

Will the Widda-Woman get her money? Will we all be happy in Carraigthomond??

Liam McPoyle · 18-07-2018 3:27pm

Do you think the Healy Raes are gombeens or the ultimate cute hoors?

punisher5112 · 18-07-2018 3:32pm

Kevin Finnerty wrote: »

My Guinness needs topping up lads , wait ye're turn!

Does everyone at the bar always turn around when someone walks in?
What's the worst case of stinge you've seen in a round scenario? Do rounds still exist even?

Hey.... You're not from round here are ya.....

punisher5112 · 18-07-2018 3:34pm

Is the pub cozy just like the caravan in father Ted????

Have you ever done a lovely girl competition?

Do many pull up in their tractors to have a few?

Have you ever had anyone famous in?

johnpatrick81 · 18-07-2018 3:37pm

Would you ever consider renaming your pub The Melted Welly?

I can guarantee you at least 10 new regulars. Like, for once a year meetups maybe.....

We are all raging alcoholics though, so it'll be well worth it even for that one night!

jimmycrackcorm · 18-07-2018 3:51pm

Do many of your customers come in by tractor?

Reputable Rog · 18-07-2018 3:55pm

Maybe the next "Now ye're talking" should be with a Freemason, given the level of interaction with this guy.

pleas advice · 18-07-2018 3:57pm

No really, what time do you close at? Would I get a late one on my way back from the dihsco in town if I knew the knock? Couple of cans take out for the house, shur you'll come down yourself after?

punisher5112 · 18-07-2018 4:18pm

Is there a fire?

How many can the pub legally hold?

What are the toilet facilities like?

Please tell me you use urinal cakes..... Love the smell of them.

Prominent_Dawg · 18-07-2018 5:11pm

whats the most unusual request you have gotten?

Hitman3000 · 18-07-2018 5:15pm

Prominent_Dawg wrote:

whats the most unusual request you have gotten?

To answer a question?

Mint Sauce · 18-07-2018 5:27pm

Do you have any change for the pool table?

Esel · 18-07-2018 5:28pm

What time do you open?

5rtytry56 · 18-07-2018 5:34pm

Of the 3 cities Limerick, Cork and Dublin

Who do you prefer people to be from the most?

Hitman3000 · 18-07-2018 5:37pm

Should change the thread title, 'Now you are being ignored by a barman'. Although a regular occurrence I would imagine not just here...

punisher5112 · 18-07-2018 5:42pm

Do you serve the longest waiting customer or do what many do and serve that last person to arrive at the bar.

BorneTobyWilde · 18-07-2018 5:50pm

Who's the biggest roide in the village.

Lia_lia · 18-07-2018 5:55pm

Do ye take card payments? Do you not get sick of the late nights? Which toilets are mankier, mens or womens? What would you say the average age of the patrons is?

Alpha_zero · 18-07-2018 6:22pm

I would imagine a significant amount of people have worked in bar nothing special.

How is minimum wage treating you, seriously though the questions people are answering i'm guessing he thinks they are rhetorical.

endacl · 18-07-2018 6:24pm

What time are you on?

Jim Bob Scratcher · 18-07-2018 6:25pm

Esel wrote: »

What time do you open?

Lia_lia · 18-07-2018 6:26pm

Hitman3000 wrote: »

I can answer this one for you. Having worked in hotels, bars, nightclubs years ago as a young man but seen the devastation I can honestly say women's toilets are mankier and incredibly disgusting .

Haha, so have I. Worked in bars, hotels and nightclubs for years (in Kerry in fact!). What I noticed is women’s were dirtier and messier but men’s always stank of piss. STANK! Wonder is it the same in a small country pub though.