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    #62
    Frank Mushy Padlock
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ Frank Mushy Padlock


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Lads when your **** do you stop tugging until when the juice is about to flow or keep at it?

    I stop and let it flow as I find it's less messy.

    If I have a companion giving the hand shandy, I like a good continuation of the tug.


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    #63
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,698 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Frank Mushy Padlock wrote: »
    If I have a companion giving the hand shandy, I like a good continuation of the tug.

    I would enjoy a continuation of the tug m'lady, you might say


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    #64
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Got down to business last night and I squirted right up onto my head. About a metre distance


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    #65
    downthemiddle
    Registered Users Posts: 2,867 ✭✭✭downthemiddle


    Jimmy Twotimes wrote: »
    I'm one month into nofap and I feel great. I'm being way social at work, I'm more confident. I'm feeling more motivated and more 'clear headed'.

    Aiming for at least 90 days. I want to undo the damage porn has done to my brain.

    Name change to Jimmy Notimes required.


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    #66
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    What are your favourite lubes boys?


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    #67
    Nexytus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 154 ✭✭Nexytus


    Sex is alright.
    But you can't beat the real thing.


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    #68
    Jimmy Twotimes
    Registered Users Posts: 43 ✭Jimmy Twotimes


    completedit wrote: »
    I don't see how men don't get burnt by porn; especially men whose whole youth and idea of sex is based off rubbing one out to some hot babe with huge tits. Trying to go nofap myself but then I think of some hot porn babe and I'll give in

    And these porn sites are run by some really dodgy people who don't care about the content they host $$$$$$

    I'd rather not corrupt my soul so certain people can get rich.


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    #69
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    You either watch porn and **** or you don't watch porn and ****, who gives a **** anyway


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    #70
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Kylta wrote: »
    You either watch porn and **** or you don't watch porn and ****, who gives a **** anyway

    Porn does help. Just depends on what kind of porn gets the juices flowing


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    #71
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Porn does help. Just depends on what kind of porn gets the juices flowing

    Did you not have that **** yet?


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    #72
    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Got down to business last night and I squirted right up onto my head. About a metre distance

    Back 'in the day' , one of the lads used to jack off into a 2l bottle of coke (empty) , he was trying to fill it, but that attempt stopped when his mam found the 3/4 full bottle !!! :D:D:D:D
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    #73
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    greenspurs wrote: »
    Back 'in the day' , one of the lads used to jack off into a 2l bottle of coke (empty) , he was trying to fill it, but that attempt stopped when his mam found the 3/4 full bottle !!! :D:D:D:D

    I don’t even want to think about what that smelled like🀮


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    #74
    Sakana
    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Sakana


    Gael23 wrote: »
    I don’t even want to think about what that smelled like��

    Like rot.


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    #75
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    blinding wrote: »
    Has anyone ever worn a Penis Out ? ?

    I enflamed or had a slightly swollen foreskin from it when I was a young lad. I was at home on my own for the day.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #76
    Fireball81
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Fireball81


    Mid 40s, married with 2 kids....still knock one out most days, sometimes at home, sometimes relieve a bit of the old pressure in the disabled jacks at work.

    When I was a lot younger think my record was 8 **** in a day, knob was red and helmet very sensitive, didn't do that again!

    Keeps the pipes clean...perfectly normal as we all know.

    As for lube, sometimes spit sometimes baby oil.


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    #77
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Try coconut oil, best by a mile.


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    #78
    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Zascar wrote: »
    Try coconut oil, best by a mile.

    +1
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    #79
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Fireball81 wrote: »
    Mid 40s, married with 2 kids....still knock one out most days, sometimes at home, sometimes relieve a bit of the old pressure in the disabled jacks at work.

    When I was a lot younger think my record was 8 **** in a day, knob was red and helmet very sensitive, didn't do that again!

    Keeps the pipes clean...perfectly normal as we all know.

    As for lube, sometimes spit sometimes baby oil.

    Do you get at it with the Mrs that much?


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    #80
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,411 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Why do people oil coconuts :confused:


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    #81
    dubrov
    Registered Users Posts: 3,546 ✭✭✭dubrov


    Gael23 wrote:
    Do you get at it with the Mrs that much?

    He already said he was married


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    #82
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    dubrov wrote: »
    He already said he was married

    Yeah but he didn’t say how active they are between the sheets


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    #83
    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Zascar wrote: »
    Try coconut oil, best by a mile.

    Tis expensive though for a jar !
    But I suppose it is a large jar.

    WD40 is cheaper :P :D
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    #84
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Any recommendations for porn or whatever helps get things started?


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    #85
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,411 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Rikand wrote: »
    Contrary to what the guys at Whitest Kids say, you always finish!
    Stigura wrote: »
    Is this thread ready for this? :D

    (Repeats Rikand's chube clip!)



    :eek: :o Rikand, I'm So sorry!!! How I missed your post, I'll never know.


    Then, I randomly came across the same thing on chube. And I hate it when people don't read a thread and double post stuff? :(


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    #86
    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Any recommendations for porn or whatever helps get things started?

    I don't think naming sites etc is allowed
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    #87
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    greenspurs wrote: »
    Tis expensive though for a jar !
    But I suppose it is a large jar.

    WD40 is cheaper :P :D

    I think for everybodys sake Gael 23 needs to get himself a piece if liver and a bottle (wide top) and get it over and done with. To be truthful Lads I thinking of having a wip round for him so he can get his rocks off.


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    #88
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users Posts: 16,006 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    BrianD3 wrote: »

    One concept that I'm unsure about though is that of the Wisdom **** and the related Post **** Clarity.

    Dara O'Briain has a great routine about this: in that ten minutes after an orgasm, it's like the matrix has been switched off and you see the world as it really is


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    #89
    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    No nut November is coming :P :)
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    #90
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,698 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Any recommendations for porn or whatever helps get things started?

    Have you tried the internet?


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    #91
    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    StupidLikeAFox wrote: »
    Have you tried the internet?

    Does Family Album still have a Lingerie section in its brochures ? :p:D
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