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  • #62
    baronflyguy
    Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭baronflyguy


    deisemum wrote: »
    This evening I found out some very good news about my 11 year old son and I'm dying to tell him but cannot so that I don't ruin the occasion for him.

    He's won player of the year on his soccer team and the awards night is next Friday. The coaches don't normally disclose the winners in advance but I was told so that he'd definitely be present on the night.

    He's mad into sport so will be delighted when he's called out next week.
    ah wow that's a great secret. I wish I knew those tyoe of secrets. The only secrets I seem to know lately are ones of people cheating on others, bloody head wreckers. I used to be told surprise secrets like birthday parties and stuff like that but then I have been known to accidentally ruin them, so no one tells me secrets anymore.

    Good thing I dont know you :D


  • #63
    baronflyguy
    Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭baronflyguy


    I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
    She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
    I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
    I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached her about this. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
    I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

    Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I try to repair it myself?


  • #64
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    How have I never noticed this thread before :confused:


  • #65
    vixenbees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭vixenbees


    baronflyguy wrote: »
    I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
    She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
    I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
    I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached her about this. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
    I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

    Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I try to repair it myself?

    haha, classic!


  • #66
    renraw
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 496 ✭✭renraw


    baronflyguy wrote: »
    I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
    She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
    I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
    I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached her about this. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
    I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

    Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I try to repair it myself?

    LMFAO hahahaha excellente....


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  • #67
    deisemum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭deisemum


    ROFL :D:D:D


  • #68
    baronflyguy
    Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭baronflyguy


    Buy some Waterford air online!!!!!
    http://www.pureirishair.com/ViewItem.php?ItemID=30

    how mad is that.


  • #69
    Ronyponyboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36 ✭Ronyponyboi


    If anyone stops you and asks if you interested in some perfume and hands you a pice paper two smell it,DON'T. It's a new scam,the paper is laced with drugs. You pass out so they can rob you, or worse.

    The scam recently happened in the tesco car park.

    I'm not to sure if this is true. I received this in a text from multiple people

    Better to be safe than sorry !


  • #70
    Paddy@CIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 1,899 ✭✭✭Paddy@CIRL


    Wow, thats crazy ! Because in Carlow they have the exact same scam and guess what, it happened in the Tesco car park yesterday as well !

    Could be true but I wouldn't have the most amount of faith in chain mails or texts.


  • #71
    Ronyponyboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36 ✭Ronyponyboi


    Paddy@CIRL wrote: »
    Wow, thats crazy ! Because in Carlow they have the exact same scam and guess what, it happened in the Tesco car park yesterday as well !

    Could be true but I wouldn't have the most amount of faith in chain mails or texts.


    It defo was not chain mail !.


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  • #72
    LeotheLion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭LeotheLion


    Are you sure the smell of their own armpit didnt knock them out?
    those waterford fecks are quite smelly I understand.


  • #73
    Chochese
    Registered Users Posts: 444 ✭✭Chochese


    If some stranger approaches you in the Tesco car park asking you to smell a piece of paper and you do so, you deserve to be robbed!

    FACT!


  • #74
    Ronyponyboi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36 ✭Ronyponyboi


    Chochese wrote: »
    If some stranger approaches you in the Tesco car park asking you to smell a piece of paper and you do so, you deserve to be robbed!

    FACT!

    Haha !


  • #75
    Not The Real Scarecrow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,649 ✭✭✭Not The Real Scarecrow


    Someone tried it on me with their finger!


  • #76
    lalee17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 688 ✭✭✭lalee17


    Meatwad wrote: »
    Someone tried it on me with their finger!

    :eek: Who?


  • #77
    coffey-16
    Registered Users Posts: 142 ✭✭coffey-16


    I heard about this rumour aswel....sounds like total bollox to me


  • #78
    donmeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    Chochese wrote: »
    If some stranger approaches you in the Tesco car park asking you to smell a piece of paper and you do so, you deserve to be robbed!

    FACT!

    Quoted for truth!


  • #79
    Not The Real Scarecrow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,649 ✭✭✭Not The Real Scarecrow


    lalee17 wrote: »
    :eek: Who?
    A certain minister who shall remain nameless , who is friends with some one whos name rhymes with bleech


  • #80
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,001 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    Wanna buy a bridge?

    Not your ornery onager



  • #81
    GrahamThomas
    Registered Users Posts: 606 ✭✭✭GrahamThomas


    Its an urban legend, according to Snopes.com


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  • #82
    kmart6
    Registered Users Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Oh but it was in a chain text...it must be true!


  • #83
    Bards
    Registered Users Posts: 2,687 ✭✭✭Bards


    kmart6 wrote: »
    Oh but it was in a chain text...it must be true!

    this fake scam/chain mail has been around for years - about a decade

    Edit:

    http://www.hoax-slayer.com/perfume-bogus-warning.html


  • #84
    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Be very careful out there people.

    Have the Gardai been alerted to this terrible atrocity?


  • #85
    kmart6
    Registered Users Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Bards wrote: »
    this fake scam/chain mail has been around for years - about a decade

    Edit:

    http://www.hoax-slayer.com/perfume-bogus-warning.html
    I was hardly being serious!


  • #86
    ziedth
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 9,081 Mod ✭✭✭✭ziedth


    wouldn't it be clever to actually start doing one of these urban myths for real and i'm sure for a time when it gets back to the gardi they'll fob it off.

    I must start looking for paper laced with drugs to mug people out in ardkeen tesco.


  • #87
    robtri
    Registered Users Posts: 5,473 ✭✭✭robtri


    Bards wrote: »
    this fake scam/chain mail has been around for years - about a decade

    Edit:

    http://www.hoax-slayer.com/perfume-bogus-warning.html


    yep, this one has being doing the rounds for quite a while..


  • #88
    deisemum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭deisemum


    Just as well I read this on here this morning, then mid-morning someone sent me a text with this warning.


  • #89
    BIG-SLICK-POKER
    Registered Users Posts: 4,418 ✭✭✭BIG-SLICK-POKER


    This happened to me today in Debenhams and i dived on the girl and put her in a head lock and was escorted out of City square .. Jesus they are everywhere she was at a stall and all and even had it sponsored by hugo boss ... Luck i had the instinct to rugby tackle her ..

    Lol Just kiddin


  • #90
    Xyo
    Registered Users Posts: 455 ✭✭Xyo


    did you hear about the man getting into people's cars when they pay for petrol?


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  • #91
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Xyo wrote: »
    did you hear about the man getting into people's cars when they pay for petrol?

    Yeah you get one free with €50 of petrol/diesel in Texaco


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