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What really obvious thing have you only just realised?

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  • #32
    ahtfulal84
    Registered Users Posts: 28 ✭ahtfulal84


    The wheels on the bus do indeed go round and round


  • #33
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
    She had so many children, she didn't know what to do;

    Welfare sponge :mad:


  • #34
    Ava_e
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Ava_e


    For all the "intensive purposes" I have heard, when it really means Intents and purposes.

    I'm either dumb or deaf.

    But mostly dumb


  • #35
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    ahtfulal84 wrote: »
    The wheels on the bus do indeed go round and round
    No they don't. They just go round.


  • #36
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Where To wrote: »
    No they don't. They just go round.

    They do indeed go round and round, you are confused with the, they are round,

    sleeeeeeeeeeeeep your back in the room.


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  • #37
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Where To wrote: »
    Nobody likes me.:mad:

    Like I give a sh1t

    I quite like your posts, if that's any help.:D

    Nobody on here likes me either, but I always got that. Pretty much everyone likes me irl though, so I can live with being an online baddie.:D


  • #38
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    They do indeed go round and round, you are confused with the, they are round,

    sleeeeeeeeeeeeep your back in the room.
    No they just go round continuously, there is no and. If they went round and round they would be jumping about all over the place.


  • #39
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Where To wrote: »
    Nobody likes me.:mad:

    Pottler wrote: »
    I quite like your posts, if that's any help.:D

    Nobody on here likes me either, but I always got that. Pretty much everyone likes me irl though, so I can live with being an online baddie.:D

    I like both your posts, It being the Season of Goodwill and all that shite


  • #40
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Where To wrote: »
    No they just go round continuously, there is no and. If they went round and round they would be jumping about all over the place.
    Ok, so they go round. Jeez, we get it.:D It's obvious.


  • #41
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Where To wrote: »
    No they just go round continuously, there is no and. If they went round and round they would be jumping about all over the place.

    Only if they were talking, 1 wheel speaking to another wheel, I am sick of this going around and around.


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  • #42
    nocoverart
    Registered Users Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    I used to always think that a vacuum cleaner was actually called a hoover and then realised it's just a brand name. The same thing happened me with Jeep thinking it was a type of vehicle and not a manufacturer.


  • #43
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I just realised this week just how retarded the top men of the NRA REALLY are - and not just gun-nuts.


  • #44
    GreeBo
    Registered Users Posts: 27,007 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    Patchy~ wrote: »
    Hint: you don't ever have to type www. :P
    Yes you do, it depends on how the domain was registered/setup!


  • #45
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Edit: He got in an edit first. Grr.


  • #46
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    mattjack wrote: »




    I like both your posts, It being the Season of Goodwill and all that shite
    Ahh sthopp, you'll twist me neck.:D
    I've only just realised in the last year that people really only judge you by how you appear, superficially. Dress well, people notice stuff like that.


  • #47
    ahtfulal84
    Registered Users Posts: 28 ✭ahtfulal84


    The National Roads Authority have become the National Rifles Association


  • #48
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    Only if they were talking, 1 wheel speaking to another wheel, I am sick of this going around and around.
    Wheel's don't talk. They whine when their bearings are fcuked but they never talk. If I ever heard a wheel talk to me I'd go sign myself in somewhere.


  • #49
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Pottler wrote: »
    Ahh sthopp, you'll twist me neck.:D
    I've only just realised in the last year that people really only judge you by how you appear, superficially. Dress well, people notice stuff like that.

    You choose how you dress, it's an external representation of you. I disagree though! What comes out of your mouth makes all the difference.


  • #50
    A Primal Nut
    Registered Users Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭A Primal Nut


    brummytom wrote: »
    'To get to the other side'. 'Other side' = afterlife. Why did he cross the road? Gets hit by a car. Bam. Dead chicken.


    So is it really a harrowing tale of a suicidal bird?

    Is this some modern twist on the joke? I assume the original joke was just some kind of antijoke, would be surprised if it was about the chicken committing suicide all this time.:D


  • #51
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Derv is another name for diesel, hadn't realised that til today-driving close on 20 years:o


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  • #52
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Shryke wrote: »
    You choose how you dress, it's an external representation of you. I disagree though! What comes out of your mouth makes all the difference.
    Or what's in your trousers.


  • #53
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    Where To wrote: »
    Wheel's don't talk. They whine when their bearings are fcuked but they never talk. If I ever heard a wheel talk to me I'd go sign myself in somewhere.

    So you only know female wheels? sign me in.


  • #54
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    staker wrote: »
    Derv is another name for diesel, hadn't realised that til today-driving close on 20 years:o
    It isn't actually but I think I've been enough of an argumentative pedant for one night.:pac:


  • #55
    slim223
    Registered Users Posts: 161 ✭✭slim223


    blacklilly wrote: »
    I get it! I very rarely get anything, I'm delighted with myself

    I'm delighted for you


  • #56
    nocoverart
    Registered Users Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    Shryke wrote: »
    You choose how you dress, it's an external representation of you. I disagree though! What comes out of your mouth makes all the difference.

    Not really! very ugly people get treated a certain way even if 50 Euro notes come out of their mouths.


  • #57
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    So you only know female wheels? sign me in.
    Wheels have neither a penis or a vagina.

    I think I've had too many drunks in the back tonight.:o


  • #58
    A Primal Nut
    Registered Users Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭A Primal Nut


    Men and women take off their shirts completely differently. I mean I kinda noticed it years ago (all them erotic dramas :D) but thought it was just something people in films did, I never really paid attention when any girl I knew did it. Then a couple of years ago I realised that all women do it one way (cross their arms and lift the shirt from the bottom), and all men do it a different way (pull from the back of the collar).

    Ok its not a recent realisation, but I was still a fully fledged adult.


  • #59
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    slim223 wrote: »
    I'm delighted for you

    Me to, im bursting with delight-fullness.


  • #60
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    A Primal Nut wrote: »
    Men and women take off their shirts completely differently. I mean I kinda noticed it years ago (all them erotic dramas :D) but thought it was just something people in films did, I never really paid attention when any girl I knew did it. Then I realised that all women do it one way (cross their arms and lift the shirt from the bottom), and all men do it a different way (pull from the back of the collar).
    Their buttons are on different sides too.


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  • #61
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Shryke wrote: »
    You choose how you dress, it's an external representation of you. I disagree though! What comes out of your mouth makes all the difference.

    I dress like a Chinese paratrooper , but sing like a Viennese choirboy.

    "Ding Dong merrily on high , In excelsis Deo "

    drunk already.


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