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Does she want me?

  • 13-06-2021 9:25pm
    #1
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭


    Saw this girl on Twitter. I fancied her and started following. She followed me back. When I first started following her she had stipulated 'no DMs!' in her bio, but she hadn't turned off the option.

    And now in the two hours since I started following her, she has changed it to 'no nasty DMs!'.

    I could be wrong - and lord knows I get these things horribly wrong from time to time - but I think she might be telling me to DM her.


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  • #2
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    No


  • #3
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,199 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Is she working as a waitress in a cocktail bar?

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #4
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users Posts: 73,381 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    I think she’s playing hard to get.

    Find out where she lives.


  • #5
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    GLaDOS wrote: »
    Is she working as a waitress in a cocktail bar?

    You know I can't believe it when she says 'Don't DM me'.


  • #6
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,683 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Well OP if that's not a crystal clear signal she wants you to send her images of your nether regions, then quite frankly I don't know what is.


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  • #7
    biddyearley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭biddyearley


    But now I think it's time I live my life on my own
    I guess it's just what I must do


  • #8
    Thelonious Monk
    Registered Users Posts: 13,727 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    she's out of your human league


  • #9
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users Posts: 73,381 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Thelonious Monk wrote: »
    she's out of your human league

    That much is true.


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    She knows she'll find a much better place - either with or without you.


  • #11
    Burt Renaults
    Registered Users Posts: 910 ✭✭✭Burt Renaults


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Saw this girl on Twitter. I fancied her and started following. She followed me back. When I first started following her she had stipulated 'no DMs!' in her bio, but she hadn't turned off the option.

    And now in the two hours since I started following her, she has changed it to 'no nasty DMs!'.

    I could be wrong - and lord knows I get these things horribly wrong from time to time - but I think she might be telling me to DM her.

    What's her follower:following ratio like? Maybe she's one of those people who follows everyone back. If she's not, then yes, she definitely wants you to drop her a bit of length, if you know what I mean. I mean she wants to have sex with you. Full sex with a woman. Sex.


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  • #12
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    You should send nudes.


  • #13
    jj880
    Registered Users Posts: 4,223 ✭✭✭jj880


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  • #14
    looksee
    Registered Users Posts: 28,041 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    biko wrote: »
    You should send nudes.

    But won't that distract her? She might prefer them to him.


  • #15
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,324 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    She clearly wants Hammer Time!

    You can't touch this (well DM this) is just playing hard to get.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php

    >>> Staying Alive <<<



  • #16
    Hello 2D Person Below
    Registered Users Posts: 13,755 ✭✭✭✭Hello 2D Person Below


    Sending DMs on Twitter is the gravest mistake a man can make.


    ALWAYS start interacting in the threads to get a lay of the land.


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Tell her you've a load of good road frontage.


  • #18
    85603
    Registered Users Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭85603


    if you have to ask then no.

    she'll make it abundantly clear in her behavior if shes interested.


  • #19
    Tzardine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,884 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    You should find out where she lives and ask her to help you load a couch into the back of your van.

    Also, you should get a dog named Precious.


  • #20
    tonytiger81
    Registered Users Posts: 456 ✭✭tonytiger81


    She’d better change it back or you will both be sorry


  • #21
    Burt Renaults
    Registered Users Posts: 910 ✭✭✭Burt Renaults


    Hello 2D Person Below wrote: »
    Sending DMs on Twitter is the gravest mistake a man can make.

    Straight away, it's a poor idea. But I literally know people who are married as a direct result of a chance DM on Twitter. If he times everything right and takes the time to suss her out, her inbox might not be the only box he'll be sliding into. If you know what I mean. Another reference to sex there. Very warm today, isn't it?


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  • #22
    Hamsterchops
    Registered Users Posts: 3,133 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Does she want me?

    Does she want you?

    Ohh, suit you sir, a young lady in a floral frock, I say is she ready, are you ready, does she want you Sir?

    Do you want it? Ohh suits you Sir. Like a frightened fawn in a woodland glen, I say there, me thinks you're onto a winner my friend, legs a kimbo, jockstrap unfurled, on a freshly mown lawn with the scent of a warm fuzzy hamster, I say Sir ;)

    I think she wants you.

    Suits you Sir - variation of the comedy sketch by The Fast Show


  • #23
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,240 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    "Hi, can I send you a DM?"

    Chances of scoring on Twitter: awfully low.


  • #24
    Jim2007
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 9,987 Mod ✭✭✭✭Jim2007


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    I could be wrong - and lord knows I get these things horribly wrong from time to time - but I think she might be telling me to DM her.

    It’s called the idiot filter, it enables one to quickly defect people who don’t respect people’s wishes and can’t follow simply instructions quickly.

    This may come as a surprise to you, but if someone wants to contact you they will.


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Wow buddy, how clearer could she be? She's so into you that Twitter might explode with the love and raw sexual tension!


  • #26
    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users Posts: 2,575 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    What the hell is a DM ??? I'm not on twitter but I might need to be ....

    Christ the only DM I can think of is danger mouse....

    It's very challenging


  • #27
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Jim2007 wrote: »
    This may come as a surprise to you, but if someone wants to contact you they will.

    That's like saying 'if your girlfriend wants to marry you, she'll ask you'.

    This isn't how courtship works in a lot of cases Jim. The onus is generally on the man.


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    monkeysnapper wrote: »
    What the hell is a DM ??? I'm not on twitter but I might need to be ....

    Christ the only DM I can think of is danger mouse....

    It's very challenging
    I'd have thought the lads whose song lyrics are in your signature.

    Followed by Doc Martens.

    Following by Dangermouse.

    (A DM is a private direct message on Twitter :).)


  • #29
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,355 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    monkeysnapper wrote: »
    What the hell is a DM ??? I'm not on twitter but I might need to be ....

    Christ the only DM I can think of is danger mouse....

    It's very challenging

    Have we to explain everything?

    DM , Doc Martens, she doesn't want him in her Docs , duh.


  • #30
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,683 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    monkeysnapper wrote: »
    What the hell is a DM ??? I'm not on twitter but I might need to be ....

    Christ the only DM I can think of is danger mouse....

    It's very challenging

    DM stands for Daily Mail.

    Its kids of today slang. She would like to get her daily dose of male ding dong, in this case clearly its the OPs she's after.

    OP, for the good of boards, neigh, the good of humanity as we know it, you simply must bump uglies with her.


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  • #31
    tabby aspreme
    Registered Users Posts: 3,850 ✭✭✭tabby aspreme


    DM, durty message


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