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  • 09-08-2020 12:38am
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    Registered Users Posts: 9,952 ✭✭✭


    .... that if you need a pee normally than you can hold it without any discomfort for a decent (i realise this is totally subjective) amount of time.

    ... but if you have had alcohol and can't make it to a toilet or suitable depository/receptacle then the pain becomes almost unbearable almost instantaneously. Think of a packed nightclub or a plane when the seatbelt light just wont go off....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,268 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    Well, alcohol is a diuretic. So...

    And no one drinks that much water pint after pint, as you would pints.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,952 ✭✭✭Degag


    If you drink 2 pints of beer vs 2 pints of water you will be alot more desperate for the jacks after the beer than the water imo.... is my point. I get that you wont be drinking 10 pints of water ordinarily.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,313 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Degag wrote: »
    If you drink 2 pints of beer vs 2 pints of water you will be alot more desperate for the jacks after the beer than the water imo.... is my point. I get that you wont be drinking 10 pints of water ordinarily.

    Your liver is busy detoxifying the alcohol and sending the waste to your kidneys. If that didn't happen you'd be in trouble.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    Just dont break the seal too early, be grand.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,952 ✭✭✭Degag


    Your liver is busy detoxifying the alcohol and sending the waste to your kidneys. If that didn't happen you'd be in trouble.

    Surely that should delay the need for a wee though:confused:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 24,779 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    I can drink 3 pints of Guinness say in an hour comfortably, it’s pretty rare where you’d be just sat at home and neck 3 pints of water, coke or apple juice.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,952 ✭✭✭Degag


    I'm not necessarily on about volume, just the inherent need to pee!

    The urge is greater after beer/alcohol than it is off other beverages!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,038 ✭✭✭rapul


    Just dont break the seal too early, be grand.

    Just break your phone instead!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,071 ✭✭✭stargazer 68


    Just dont break the seal too early, be grand.

    Lol my granny is nearly 100 and she always says "once you break the seal" :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Gretas Gonna Get Ya!


    Your liver is busy detoxifying the alcohol and sending the waste to your kidneys. If that didn't happen you'd be in trouble.

    You're in trouble anyway... your liver cannot completely detoxify alcohol, every drink you take slightly poisons your liver. Once you have subpar liver function, everything else starts gradually malfunction too. (including kidneys and bladder control etc)

    You only need to be a moderate weekend drinker to have subpar liver function. Tests have shown this!


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Degag wrote: »
    If you drink 2 pints of beer vs 2 pints of water you will be alot more desperate for the jacks after the beer than the water imo.... is my point. I get that you wont be drinking 10 pints of water ordinarily.

    You don't understand the word diuretic, do you?


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