so we'll file you're story under "Did it happen? Did it ****" aswell so.
If you just want to pretend to be English for a couple of hours a week just say that. No need to make up **** stories as your "reasons".
It's right in the balance, but I think I know the answer, and perhaps if you can manage to remove your head from your nether regions, you'll be able to work it out as well.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to cosplay as Winston Churchill at a tea party.