Level 4: Run, run fast -- the after hours weather thread

Just for fun, carry on with this, I will get it started. The idea is, post as somebody else and pretend like there's weather coming.

D. Plorable said:

There is every chance of every chance. I am starting this thread now because otherwise I would have to start it then. This is now, and no other time is. Be on your guard. Something is coming.


Not Actually said:

I hate it when this happens on a weekend.

Mod. note -- can we please get back on topic? Thanks. This is the last warning until the next one.


Seen Everything said:

This won't be anywhere near as bad as you're saying. I mean, as bad as you will be saying.


Underground Weatherman said:

How come I never get gusts? I am well exposed to the top by a shaft two thousand feet deep. I can even see the sky at noon on the summer solstice.


Dieter O'Connell PhB said:

In my vast experience, I have never seen anything quite like anything, nor would I wish to.


Bumphrey Hogart said:

We're ready down here in Mulligatawney Bay, bring it on.


Master of Deception said:

By my reckoning, this will all be over by Monday and then we can see who was right. In the meantime, assume I am.


Scared by Least Noise said:

I am scared by the least noise. Really, just when I typed this and heard the keyboard clicking, I was quite frightened.


All Day on Wetterzentrale said:

You won't believe what the 09z Estonian says about 192h.


Get Me A New One said:

(quote: "blah blah 192h")

Tell us, don't keep us in suspenders.

Ka'nt Typ eto Sav emyf 'inl Ife said:

In Glaway nwo, wtare a;wrdx comes. Over wall in 2 carp ark.

Won't Reveal Location said:

Windy as I've ever known it here. Pubs closed. No buses.


Nacho secundo said:

Get a grip on yerself, WRL, this is just a light breeze.


Frank Lee-Bored said:

This is no Hurricane Desmond. Now that was a storm. Came out of nowhere. Killed thousands. Back in 1972 it was, or 1894.

Uncertain of Actual Location said:

I blame MT for this, he said only the south, but I'm getting it and I am certainly not south, if anything, I'm southwest of south.

Mr. Eight Post Expert said:

I'm no expert but surely a 940 mb low two miles off the coast is no big deal?


Mr. Wind-Up said:

Where's the lull? I was outside and it wasn't lulling at all.


Maiden Voyage said:

Thanks for the warning, I have called my in-laws and told them not to set out.

Maiden Voyage's In-Laws said:

Thanks to Boards weather forum, we were hoping to catch a break.

carry on then