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In the Noclight: Dord

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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    ok I have no idea what kind of question Im going to ask but Im typing.... so thats a good start... .your walking down the road.... and.... there's a bunch of italians in front of you beating down two other italians... you look again and notice its mario and luigi do you

    a, join in in the beat down
    b, eat a random mushroom you find on the side of the street in the hope you will grow in size and strength and kill all the italians by jumping on there heads
    or
    c, laugh at how ridiculous 2 italian people look while wearing dungarees

    (Im sorry.... I told you I just started typing :P)

    WARNING: It should be noted that the above poster has recently, against all Nocturnal ethics, spent a week in the sun's unforgiving glare. :(

    It has obviously affected his brain, as might have been expected, and we should be kind to him, and bring grapes and magazines when visiting.

    Dord, you should seriously consider before answering whether doing so opens you to the possibility of cross infection!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    Are you a member of the dead hand gang ?

    I've no idea what that is... :confused:
    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    ok I have no idea what kind of question Im going to ask but Im typing.... so thats a good start... .your walking down the road.... and.... there's a bunch of italians in front of you beating down two other italians... you look again and notice its mario and luigi do you

    a, join in in the beat down
    b, eat a random mushroom you find on the side of the street in the hope you will grow in size and strength and kill all the italians by jumping on there heads
    or
    c, laugh at how ridiculous 2 italian people look while wearing dungarees

    (Im sorry.... I told you I just started typing :P)

    42. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    WARNING: It should be noted that the above poster has recently, against all Nocturnal ethics, spent a week in the sun's unforgiving glare. :(

    It has obviously affected his brain, as might have been expected, and we should be kind to him, and bring grapes and magazines when visiting.

    Dord, you should seriously consider before answering whether doing so opens you to the possibility of cross infection!!
    oi! I'll have you know I actually spent the whole time in the shade of the balcony reading! I only went out at night, everyone was like "ooh come down to the beach its fun!" I was like.... "Ill I'll swim in the dark when Im drunk like any other normal person!" :pac:
    actually the only time I was on the beach was for this huge night time festival :D

    favourite hair colouron the oppsoite sex?


  • Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    Describe yourself in 5 words


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Howdy:)

    1. Ever measured your beard? if so whats longest its been?

    2. Ever had a serious injury?

    3. Can you name one thing you like, and dislike about yourself?

    4. Dream musical instrument (if cashflow was unlimited)

    5. Strawberries or blueberries?

    6. Favourite thing about Boards?

    7. How has it affected your life? (Boards)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    favourite hair colouron the oppsoite sex?

    It's all good. :cool:
    Describe yourself in 5 words

    Right now I'm very tired. :D
    Howdy:)

    1. Ever measured your beard? if so whats longest its been?

    2. Ever had a serious injury?

    3. Can you name one thing you like, and dislike about yourself?

    4. Dream musical instrument (if cashflow was unlimited)

    5. Strawberries or blueberries?

    6. Favourite thing about Boards?

    7. How has it affected your life? (Boards)

    1. I think the longest was about 4 or 5" long... just a guess. :confused:

    2. A few broken bones... nothin' too major.

    3. Like my height, dislike my teeth.

    4. Ritter Roya bass (http://www.ritter-basses.com) They cost upwards of €6,000.

    5. Strawberries

    6. I think I mentioned this before... the beers. :pac:

    7. In many many ways... don't really wanna go into detail here. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    What height are you?

    Are you a fan of Harrison Ford?

    Would you like to be a member of the Secret Service?

    Star Wars IV, V or VI?


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Favourite dinosaur?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    star-pants wrote: »
    What height are you?

    Are you a fan of Harrison Ford?

    Would you like to be a member of the Secret Service?

    Star Wars IV, V or VI?

    6'4"

    Not really, he's ok I guess.

    I guess. I think it'd be cool, but a bit dangerous. :cool:

    Star Wars V! :)
    Galvasean wrote: »
    Favourite dinosaur?

    Apatosaurus :)


  • Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    Who would you like to see in the Noclight??


    Out of those that have already been in the Noclight who's reign did you enjoy most??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Who would you like to see in the Noclight??


    Out of those that have already been in the Noclight who's reign did you enjoy most??

    Randy :pac:

    I think 6ths was one of my favourite.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Dord wrote: »
    Randy :pac:
    *cough*

    *checks that time is up and locks hurriedly*

    Ah, I guess I'll have to endure the electrodes soon enough, just don't let Nerin near them, he has strange Igor-ish ideas about electricity!! >.<

    Aaaaaannywho!! Many thanks to Dord for sitting in the hotseat for the last 3 days.

    AFAIR, she of the astral nether garments is up next ... watch for the bat-signal!! ;)


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