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The Crow

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  • 02-04-2021 8:25pm
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    A crow showed up at my window and he spoke to me.

    He said, “Your grandmother will die tomorrow”.

    So, I told my family, and they looked at me like I was crazy.

    The next day when I walked downstairs, I see my mother and father grieving.

    I asked what was wrong and my father told me that my grandmother had died.


    Later that day, the same crow showed up and said, “Your father will die tomorrow.”

    So, I ran down stairs, and between sobs I told my father that the crow said he was gonna die.

    He said, “No son, I am not going to die.I won’t allow it.”

    We all embraced each other.

    The next day when I woke up, my father wasn’t home.

    “Mom, where’s dad?” I say.

    “He’s at work sweetie.” She replied.

    I began to think that he was going to be ok.

    He came home hours later, and I ran and gave him the biggest hug I ever have given anyone.

    He said, “Ugh, I had a terrible day at work.”

    So my mother replied, “You think you had a bad day?

    I went outside and saw the Postman laying dead on the driveway!”

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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