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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Used to be a permanent ban, no questions answered. We're just pussies compared to amp.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sarky wrote: »
    Used to be a permanent ban, no questions answered. We're just pussies compared to amp.
    cute-white-kittens-playing-img116.jpg
    yes, but you two are so good at it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭_SONIC_


    come on BAN ME!!!

    SONIC OUT BITCHES!! :D:D:D
    2 week holiday plz
    thanks you:):):)




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Your sheer enthusiasm is delightful! Here, have an extra week on the house!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    User Jay P has a week's immunity for coming up with an amazing novel solution to the counting crisis. Now if only he could do the same for our economy!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    I would, but frankly, I don't feel like it. I'm more of a "fix things that don't really matter" kind of guy. Also it's saturday, and I'm still not dressed. I will not be doing anythig today that requires effort.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Jay P Banned for two-

    Haha, psyche.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Don't joke with me. Or I will have to laugh. Then destroy the world.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Jay P wrote: »
    Don't joke with me. Or I will have to laugh. Then destroy the world.
    First answer this question for me:

    cthulhu-challenge.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It always amazes me that people have trouble saying that.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sarky wrote: »
    It always amazes me that people have trouble saying that.
    I must admit sir, I have no clue on the pronunciation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Fin-GLOO-ee mm-guluw-NAFF CthOO-loo Rel-YAY WAH-gah-NAG-l Fuh-TAGN

    Thereabouts. It's easier to just say it and let your mouth curve around the words. In a non-Euclidean manner, of course.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    You'd think my semester at Miskatonic would have prepared me better for such things. Maybe I shouldn't have butchered the entire Inhumanities Department. On the upside, they did give me a lovely goblet made from the department head's skull.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭Lab_Mouse


    Whats the point of this thread?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Lab_Mouse wrote: »
    Whats the point of this thread?
    Maybe after you get banned, you'll learn to always read the first post.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 583 ✭✭✭xp90


    BAN ME!!





    You cun-ts*

    *added for dramatic effect


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well, seeing as it's just for dramatic effect...


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    First answer this question for me:

    cthulhu-challenge.jpg

    Ok.
    Phoneteically, it's:
    Fn-glwee Muglewnafah Cathulhoo Really-yeah waGah naggle fthagan

    Or there abouts.

    I'd like to tell you what it means, but I'd get banned for it so you'll just have to work it out for yourself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "In his house in Rl'yeh Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"

    It's not a huge secret. Although people who investigate further often disapp


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    :eek:
    Everybody, Run!

    Or don't. I'm not gonna tell you what to do.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Post here to get banned- EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER



    What a wonderful idea, please filter the extreme stupidity of TCN out of my boards.ie experience, thanks.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Post here to get banned- EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER



    What a wonderful idea, please filter the extreme stupidity of TCN out of my boards.ie experience, thanks.
    I would, but alas I am not a mod so I has no ban axe to strike you with.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'd rather filter YOUR stupidity out of my TCN experience. Oh, wait! I just did!

    Also, I managed to miss Lab Mouse yesterday with all the fussin' and the feudin' that was completely failing to kick off here. I've taken care of it, don't worry.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sarky wrote: »
    I'd rather filter YOUR stupidity out of my TCN experience. Oh, wait! I just did!

    Also, I managed to miss Lab Mouse yesterday with all the fussin' and the feudin' that was completely failing to kick off here. I've taken care of it, don't worry.
    100276794_548c83c4eb.jpgExcellent


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Post here to get banned- EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER



    What a wonderful idea, please filter the extreme stupidity of TCN out of my boards.ie experience, thanks.

    These people are funny. I definitely will never do anything like this....

    (Obviously I'm hinting at permanent immunity....)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Jay P wrote: »
    These people are funny. I definitely will never do anything like this....

    (Obviously I'm hinting at permanent immunity....)
    Hope you got lots of funny if you seek permanent immunity. That or amazing eyebrows. Luck would also help.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Permanent immunity carries a terrible curse- Dinner with Tar. He kisses on a first date.

    All you really have to do is show show the regulars just how lazy they are sitting in their comfy little ruts. Be bold. Be daring. Be Silly, not just stupid.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    That's good because I always put out. Always.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    € ~/o/


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    <_< ah! thats where that tunnel leads to!


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