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The Scientist wrote: »

A non modest first thread with 84 posts
At first i thought he was comin to boast
7K to sixteen in just one night
thats when i knew this lads talking sh.ite

for 2 long weeks the thread stayed open
The grinders came, wishing and hoping
that his words were true and the game could be beat
and making 9k was a piss easy feat!

The believers cheered and tipped their hats
followed by messers who posted lolcats
but who could blame them for doing just that
when nemo would not, post pt stats.

So now that its over and your back in your bowl
will you finally admit that you\\\'re just a troll!

connie147 wrote: »

I've had such a good laugh reading this thread,I've decided to put pen to paper and write a poem myself.Dont expect anything special. Donations to a charity of your own choice if you enjoy it, or indeed to Cardshark to restart his bankroll!!

Where would we be without boards.ie,
Its for culchies and rednecks and boys from the city,
Everyone here is doing their best,
Though when running bad,you should take a rest.

People keep quoting the Fuzzbox rule,
Ignoring it's like a kick from a mule,
Throwing money into pots like you just dont care,
Remember fold to 3 bets,when you've only a pair.

Jesus Christ,are you thick, or what?
Is that your whole stack you just put in the pot,
With bottom pair and a gutshot straight,
I dont fcuking believe it,he hit his 8.

Sucked out on again,why me every time,
I'll stick in on boards to check my line,
from Galway to dublin,Cork to Askeaton,
The answers the same, They'll call if your beaten.

Potsizings important,its to do with your stack,
But whats the point when yer mans a card rack,
Check calling check calling to keep the pot small,
When he hits on the river,like a kick in the balls.

What can I do,I'm 3 betting all night,
That cnut in the blinds is 4 betting me light,
I'm losing my shirt to all bar the devil,
"Thats simple",says Marq,"move up levels".

And what about Gholi,who thought he was beat,
Won the pot and called his opponnent a cheat,
Yer man called a straight to make Gholi fold,
But Gholi was lucky,his hand was on hold,
"I want the TD",cried Gholi out loud,
The TD came running from out of the crowd,
The dealer enquired,"whats happening the loot"?
Pot awarded to Gholi,because twas an angle-shoot.

As for cardshark being broke,I havn't a clue,
But accordind to Roundtower,he's a degenerate too,
Rooting in waste bins for 10 dollar bills,
The lads have him rattled,fed up to the gills.

IanMc is in Thailand,enjoying the highlife,
His only danger being he'll come home with a wife,
Hopefully its one of the female kind,
Cause in Thailand thats really easy to find,
After a nite on the town,so the story goes,
Ians morning thoughts were"oh,the size of her toes"?
"Oh mother of Jesus,what have I done "? says Ian,
"Dont worry" says yer man,"I keep myself clean"
Go now,says Ian,take double the money,
Tell nobody else cause it wouldnt be funny,
The lads back on boards would have a field day,
If they found out I rolled, a ladyboy in the hay.