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"will ya buy us fags kid?"

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  • #32
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    I always get asked by the students who come over durin' summer from spain, france and italy but never irish under-agers :rolleyes:


  • #33
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Jeremiah 33 3 wrote: »
    [/I]



    No reply from alexlyons-I think he shat himself.

    Won't be doing that again!:pac:
    :D


  • #34
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Kiera wrote: »
    Doesnt he know i like the hair pulling in the bedroom and not on thread? :)
    /Takes note of what kiera likes in the bedroom :P


  • #35
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Bonito wrote: »
    /Takes note of what kiera likes in the bedroom :P
    Feck off you! I'm not having another night of your stalkingness :P


  • #36
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Kiera wrote: »
    Come here you! I'm not having another night without you :P


    :eek: Kiera I never knew :o

    Will I bring an overnight bag?:)


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  • #37
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Bonito wrote: »
    :eek: Kiera I never knew :o

    Will I bring an overnight bag?:)
    Yeah so i can belt you over the head with it!


  • #38
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Kiera wrote: »
    Yeah so i can belt you over the head with it!
    Fair enough :) Doesn't bother me because you've to see me to do it :D


  • #39
    alexlyons
    Registered Users Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭alexlyons


    Jeremiah 33 3 wrote: »
    [/I]



    No reply from alexlyons-I think he shat himself.

    Won't be doing that again!:pac:


    sorry, I don't spend my life on boards so I can't reply at the drop of a hat
    Kiera wrote:
    Doesnt he know i like the hair pulling in the bedroom and not on thread?
    Haven't I told you I turned off my mind reading ability?


  • #40
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    alexlyons wrote: »
    sorry, I don't spend my life on boards so I can't reply at the drop of a hat


    Haven't I told you I turned off my mind reading ability?
    Yeah, i'm still lost on that one.....


  • #41
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Kiera wrote: »
    Yeah, i'm still lost on that one.....
    Me too. I didn't know you can read someones mind from the other side of a computer screen :rolleyes:

    I'm all for a bit of "aha I have you now, my minion" every now and then but, yeh, this is weird even by my standards :)


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  • #42
    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Ask do they have a tenner. Put tenner half way into the poor box. Tell person behind the counter that it was for the scummers cigs. Tell the scummers where the money is, and let them go in and get it back. Works well if the shop has many customers in it.


  • #43
    alexlyons
    Registered Users Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭alexlyons


    not to worry, i'm sure a few others have/will get it. won't hold it against you ;)


  • #44
    FannyMcGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭FannyMcGee


    "Sorry son, I can't buy you fags, but I'll bum you for a fiver."


  • #45
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Kiera wrote: »
    Yeah, i'm still lost on that one.....

    Some people blame others when they can't recognise context.


  • #46
    paddykell
    Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭paddykell


    As a youth myself (nearly 16) I know that there are a lot of people my age that smoke and pester older people to buy their cigarettes. I've heard of things like this happen, and I have to agree with everyone else, take the money and run or just tell them to f**k off. They might want to appear "hard" but they're really softies.


  • #47
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    The Mad Hatter wrote: »
    Some people blame others when they can't recognise context.
    Indeed!


  • #48
    dave 27
    Registered Users Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭dave 27


    the_syco wrote: »
    Ask do they have a tenner. Put tenner half way into the poor box. Tell person behind the counter that it was for the scummers cigs. Tell the scummers where the money is, and let them go in and get it back. Works well if the shop has many customers in it.


    haha this is what happens in limerick if i did that

    from 32 secs onwards!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXxhNAvccVk


  • #49
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    persewanbiy wrote: »
    What are Mods?

    Do they have lives?

    Mods are the people that own your bottom on here.

    Yes our lives are filled with lovely bottoms.


  • #50
    FannyMcGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭FannyMcGee


    persewanbiy wrote: »
    What are Mods?

    Do they have lives?

    More so than some people.


  • #51
    FannyMcGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭FannyMcGee


    WindSock wrote: »
    Mods are the people that own your bottom on here.

    Yes our lives are filled with lovely bottoms.

    If you need a wind sock to cover your manhood, I'm keeping my lovely bottom close to the wall. :eek:


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  • #52
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    FannyMcGee wrote: »
    If you need a wind sock to cover your manhood, I'm keeping my lovely bottom close to the wall. :eek:
    I'm pretty sure SHE has a lady flower!


  • #53
    FannyMcGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭FannyMcGee


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure SHE has a lady flower!

    I don't discriminate against anyone, even hermaphrodites.


  • #54
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    FannyMcGee wrote: »
    I don't discriminate against anyone, even hermaphrodites.
    Lady GaGa? Really? :eek:


  • #55
    FannyMcGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭FannyMcGee


    Most ladies are gaga.


  • #56
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    just take the money and go out a side entrance of the upermarket/ shop when leaving


  • #57
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I do it but charge a punitive handling fee. Between 20% - 85% of the price of the cigs, depending on my mood and how time-constrained I am.


  • #58
    Jigga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭Jigga


    I always buy fags or drink for young fellas when asked. A few sneaky fags or cans of beer are a right of passage for every young lad.


  • #59
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 13,980 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    "The dogging spot is down the road, you won't need to pay. They will jump all over a fresh faced youth such as yourself"


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