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So what is it made of?

  • 08-08-2020 6:57pm
    #1
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭


    Well do we know what its made of?


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  • #2
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Faeces?


  • #3
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Rio
    Rodney Bathgate wrote: »
    Faeces?

    As long as you're sure.
    My first thought was snot.


  • #4
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Kylta wrote: »
    Rio

    As long as you're sure.
    My first thought was snot.

    My motto is: ‘If in doubt, assume it’s faeces.’

    Has never let me down yet.


  • #5
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Rodney Bathgate wrote: »
    My motto is: ‘If in doubt, assume it’s faeces.’

    Has never let me down yet.

    If its excrement then who owns the sh!t that its made off


  • #6
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Kylta wrote: »
    If its excrement then who owns the sh!t that its made off

    I do. I sell it by the kilo. Check adverts, I have a few lots up for sale.


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  • #7
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Rodney Bathgate wrote: »
    I do. I sell it by the kilo. Check adverts, I have a few lots up for sale.

    It is all your own $hit, because there's loads and loads of $hit going around this country at the moment. Im wondering are you buying it in or doing your own?


  • #8
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Kylta wrote: »
    It is all your own $hit, because there's loads and loads of $hit going around this country at the moment. Im wondering are you buying it in or doing your own?

    Technically all of it is mine, most is cloned, some is original.


  • #9
    Man with broke phone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    Its actually a synthetic textile. Basically a plastic poop but synthetic and textiley, the hair on it would look perfectly real if it had hair.


  • #10
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Man with broke phone wrote: »
    Its actually a synthetic textile. Basically a plastic poop but synthetic and textiley, the hair on it would look perfectly real if it had hair.

    Now that's a revelation, it did know you could make that $hit, ok so it could made from counterfeit, $hit


  • #11
    Man with broke phone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    Kylta wrote: »
    Now that's a revelation, it did know you could make that $hit, ok so it could made from counterfeit, $hit

    It can be made to fit any counter but usually we stock it about the size of a half cucumber so that it looks like you are about to step in it when you see it on the floor.


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  • #12
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Man with broke phone wrote: »
    It can be made to fit any counter but usually we stock it about the size of a half cucumber so that it looks like you are about to step in it when you see it on the floor.

    What colour does it come in?


  • #13
    Man with broke phone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    Kylta wrote: »
    What colour does it come in?

    Same colour as the socks you are wearing on the day of payment.


  • #14
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Man with broke phone wrote: »
    Same colour as the socks you are wearing on the day of payment.

    Scarlet with lime green strip and small blue stars. I don't think thats the colour its made off. But I could be wrong


  • #15
    Man with broke phone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,201 ✭✭✭Man with broke phone


    Theyd just refuse to deal with you until you returned with better socks.


  • #16
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Man with broke phone wrote: »
    Theyd just refuse to deal with you until you returned with better socks.

    I have no socks only my original socks


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