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Christmas presents for Boardsies....

  • 24-12-2007 10:28am
    #1
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭


    Based of what you read and deduce,what would make a good Xmas present for a Boardsie???

    Some suggestions.

    Estabancambias.. How Timothy McVeigh finally fried.

    Beruthiel.. How to develop a warm and loving personality

    Terry... Slab of carlsberg and bottle of Jim Beam

    Degsy... Biography of Fred West

    Almighty Cushion..How big repetitive signatures can annoy people.

    Dudess.. Yearly podcast of Emma McNamara's business reports

    Irishbird...years supply of "control pants"

    6th.. How to become a Mod in 6 easy stages

    CSG... heavy duty mains operated dildo

    Trout... Stretch pants and 50 different ways to a fry up.

    Jules 80... How to beat those PMT days.


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  • #2
    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    dudess: every elbow album ever made, complete with some 'ride' back catalogues..

    (honestly, when i have a computer with the technology, i intend to do tha tsome day...)


  • #3
    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,523 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    For FlutterinBantam - Trolling for Dummies.

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  • #4
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    :D:D Nice one!!


  • #5
    Quality
    Registered Users Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


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    Here is your xmas card FlutterinBantam


    Happy new year too

    X X X X


  • #6
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    something that I'd like and they wouldn't


    like a bowling ball named Homer


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  • #7
    Sleepy
    Registered Users Posts: 24,143 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Terry - case of beer and 200 smokes

    ecksor - a hamper of various mustards

    Wicknight - a 'goat for a family in Africa'- style charity donation

    Beruthiel - a bottle of good Polish/Russian vodka

    Dragan - kettleballs

    Karl Hungus - obscure Korean DVD's / good bottle of Scotch

    Sarky - A selection of good Eastern European / German / Belgian beers


  • #8
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    azezil - Two rampant rabbits

    Kharn - Throat singing & yodelling lessons

    embee - Case of Tanqueray & Box of Pampers

    Karl Hungus - Few bottles of Jagermeister

    Monty, the one and only - High quality flamethrower

    Amz - World's biggest dictionary/thesaurus


  • #9
    Unearthly
    Registered Users Posts: 7,981 ✭✭✭Unearthly


    Theodore - Fifa 2008 cause he is a n00000b at pro evo

    Rumple - a life

    Franksteiner - Porno


  • #10
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,215 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Dudess.. Yearly podcast of Emma McNamara's business reports
    In fairness, that's very thoughtful of you. Thank you, o Bantam. I would like to point out that I don't have a problem with the D4 accent as I feel there is a generation born with it and they can't help it, but the lovely Emma's accent isn't so much a D4 one as a clipped, plummy British-sounding one. Ditto the Emma who reads the news on 2FM in the mornings. Girls, would ye relax?!

    Thanks narco, that is a lovely thought. Now get downloading - I don't care if you don't have the technology!


  • #11
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Now there you are.. I wasn't trolling,just a bit of lighthearted observations.


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  • #12
    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Karoma - a woman


  • #13
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,042 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    FlutterinBantam - A jumbo pack of toilet roll.


  • #14
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    No mention of me! **** all of you than! I'm gonna go steal a banana boat... :(


  • #15
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,920 ✭✭✭trout


    Stretch pants suck ass ... I want a kaftan :rolleyes:

    If I could give a gift to Boardsies ... it would be the gift of a better tomorrow*













    *gayest post EVAR


  • #16
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    trout wrote: »
    Stretch pants suck ass ... I want a kaftan :rolleyes:

    If I could give a gift to Boardsies ... it would be the gift of a better tomorrow*













    *gayest post EVAR

    I would buy you a vibrating chair.


  • #17
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    A vibrating apron would be better.


  • #18
    Nehpets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,504 ✭✭✭Nehpets


    monkeyfudge.. a monkey army
    AlmightyCushion.. a stage
    FlutterinBantam.. an easy target
    any member of sigpo.. moderatorship
    terry.. a donut


  • #19
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,042 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Nehpets wrote: »
    AlmightyCushion.. a stage

    Cheers but I'm not really a Bowie fan.


  • #20
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    All I want is an ipod touch phone, a good digital slr camera, and a cool car. and a gaf. who want to get me one please, santa?



    also a mr frosty, thanks.


  • #21
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users Posts: 26,556 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    mr frosty's were terrible though :( they looked so good but the disappointment on my face when i got one a christmas morning and used it and tasted it was unbearable.


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  • #22
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users Posts: 14,963 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    rb_ie - Many many cases of Marlboro's
    Cormie - A book on how to be a hard bastid (that guys just too nice)
    christophicus - A MUCH better computer


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