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Stranger grabbed my balls...

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    #32
    iFight
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    DaveMcG wrote: »
    Did you ejaculate?

    lol =D


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    #33
    [Deleted User]
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    easyontheeye wrote: »
    notice how the wimmin are being very quiet :p

    I've had lots of drunken men and women grab my boobs, it pissed me off no end, but it didn't feel like an assault.
    Once an old man pressed a hardon in my direction in the queue at spar, that to me was sexual assault because of the intention.


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    #34
    nesf
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    Laslo wrote: »
    Eh?

    You're taking things on here far too seriously.


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    #35
    thefinalstage
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I've had lots of drunken men and women grab my boobs, it pissed me off no end, but it didn't feel like an assault.
    Once an old man pressed a hardon in my direction in the queue at spar, that to me was sexual assault because of the intention.

    He just wanted to get a pint of milk...


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    #36
    Laslo
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    nesf wrote: »
    You're taking things on here far too seriously.

    No, I just don't think you're making much sense. That's all.


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    #37
    nesf
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    Laslo wrote: »
    No, I just don't think you're making much sense. That's all.

    No, that was the rough translation of the post you quoted.


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    #38
    easyontheeye
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I've had lots of drunken men and women grab my boobs, it pissed me off no end, but it didn't feel like an assault.
    Once an old man pressed a hardon in my direction in the queue at spar, that to me was sexual assault because of the intention.

    good stuff! so you dont throw a mickey fit if it happens generally!


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    #39
    Rabies
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    DaveMcG wrote: »
    Did you ejaculate?
    ... in her eye?


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    easyontheeye wrote: »
    good stuff! so you dont throw a mickey fit if it happens generally!

    Well actually I usually batter the men with whatever come handiest, but in all fairness I dole out batterings for much less.
    Women hairpull, I just affect horror in their presense.


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    #41
    easyontheeye
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    Moonbaby wrote: »
    Well actually I usually batter the men with whatever come handiest, but in all fairness I dole out batterings for much less.
    Women hairpull, I just affect horror in their presense.

    if a woman sticks them out as you sqeeze by in a busy bar, does that mean she wants ya to feel in a subtle way? :confused:


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    #42
    thefinalstage
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    easyontheeye wrote: »
    if a woman sticks them out as you sqeeze by in a busy bar, does that mean she wants ya to feel in a subtle way? :confused:

    No. It means that you should buy her a few drinks with the hopes of performing the mating dance.


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    #43
    Laslo
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    nesf wrote: »
    No, that was the rough translation of the post you quoted.

    Crossed wires here tbh


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    #44
    nesf
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    Laslo wrote: »
    Crossed wires here tbh

    Indeed.


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    #45
    juuge
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    Nunu wrote: »
    Probably the most random thing that has ever happened to me.

    I was waiting to use a cash machine on Grafton St and 3 inebriated girls walked past. One of them turned around and grabbed my balls shouting 'Woohoo'. Cue hysterical laughter from the 3 of them...and get this... 2 Gardai that saw it happen!

    I don't think I'd be wrong in saying if I, in a drunken stupor, groped a female strangers breasts on Grafton St in full view of uniformed Gardai I would not be in the comfort of my home tonight surfing the net!! But, there you go that's the way of the world.

    I'm not saying the girl should have been arrested or anything, think I'm just regretting not having a go at a couple of guards (incidentally a man and woman) when I had the chance!
    You could of course press charges, but if it's still sore it might not stand up in court.


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    #46
    herbieflowers
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    Yeah you'd want to have a stiff case against them.


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    #47
    the_syco
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    Nunu wrote: »
    I was waiting to use a cash machine on Grafton St and 3 inebriated girls walked past. One of them turned around and grabbed my balls shouting 'Woohoo'. Cue hysterical laughter from the 3 of them...
    Why didn't you ask them for a free feel?


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    #48
    skelliser
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    u should have returned the favour and fed the ponie
    or were i come from "drop the laimh, dul ag snamh!"


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    #49
    Cake Fiend
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    Laslo wrote: »
    If some drunken bint walked up to me and grabbed my balls, I'd press charges.

    You sound like the type of bloke who doesn't get women trying to feel his balls often.

    (Loser)


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    #50
    SUNGOD
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    now it makes sense


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    #51
    CantGetNoSleep
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    Cant believe this hasnt been asked yet

    Was she hot? ie big tats


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