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If you were a Pokemon....

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  • 25-04-2009 2:06am
    #1
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,132 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    ....and your 4 moves would be used for sexual intercourse, what would they be?


    Mine would be:
    Splash
    String Shot
    Harden
    Tail Whip
    :pac:


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    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,223 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    I'd pok e mon! POW! (punches)


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    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,132 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    I'd pok e mon! POW! (punches)

    No. you fail.


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    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,223 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    failsafe.jpg


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    #5
    minxie
    Registered Users Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    id have to harden


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    #6
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    whiplash.
    Cunt punt.
    Ball choke.
    Scent of cheese.


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    ShaneU
    Registered Users Posts: 14,821 ✭✭✭✭ShaneU


    Lick
    Horn Drill
    Explosion
    Withdraw


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    5318008!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    Horn attack,
    Discharge,
    Gunk shot,
    Astonish,


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    #9
    kev_s88
    Registered Users Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    Earthquake
    Bone Club
    Double Team
    Focus Energy


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    #10
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    vine whip
    tackle
    leech seed
    solar blast


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    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    Baton Pass
    Discharge
    Body Slam
    Wood Hammer

    All of these are actual moves, i shit you not.


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    #12
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    evolve


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    Rainey.
    Registered Users Posts: 62 ✭✭Rainey.


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    evolve
    haha thats gas!
    you people watch to much pokemon :pac:


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    #14
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    no
    but I haven't forgotten


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    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I *think* you actually mean dinosaur and not pokemon. An easy mistake to make, I know.


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