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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • #92
    Potential Underachiever
    Registered Users Posts: 4,989 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    Teacher23 wrote: »
    "What kinda muppet young1 still sucks on a doody nd her 20yrs of age. Grow up fool!!!"

    Doody, eh?

    I presume it was meant to be woody not doody!


  • #93
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,819 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Potential Underachiever wrote: »
    I presume it was meant to be woody not doody!

    Think it meant to be dodie? Soother? Can't keep up with these words :)


  • #94
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Sucking on a woody at 20 years of age


    :pac:


  • #95
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    It's said that princess Diana was still sucking on a dodi up to the time she died.


  • #96
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    DVDM93 wrote: »
    'Reli wish I wuz n a relashinship. Wud be so cute watchun filmz n netfliks havin cuddlz n getn fat eaten chinese nal haha not jus bout da ridin lol x'

    Jaysus if I ever found myself trapped on a couch with that id be :


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  • #97
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Up 2 dis kip soon not looking 4ward


  • #98
    skittles8710
    Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭skittles8710


    This just appeared on my feed. How retarded..did this also happen last year? Glad I missed it if so !


  • #99
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    skittles8710 wrote: »
    This just appeared on my feed. How retarded

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Ser5wmPSA


  • #100
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    RainyDay wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Ser5wmPSA

    Do you spend your days combing threads to see if anyone is using the word 'retarded'?


  • #101
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,145 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    RainyDay wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Ser5wmPSA



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  • #102
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Tropic Thunder reference.


  • #103
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    Yep, there were people (figuratively) tearing him a new arsehole over that.

    Lets have the responses!


  • #104
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,841 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    He deleted that status. Most of responses were either like "shame on you" or just mocking him.


  • #105
    Gunslinger92
    Registered Users Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    Someone liked a photo that the "you park like a c**t kerry" posted, so it came up on my feed.

    Someone's car had been photographed and sent into the page. They had indeed parked like a class A c**t. Anyway, she wasn't best pleased at having been sent into the page - yes, yes, she had liked the page itself but now that she's been caught she's going mad :pac: So she sent in the following messages

    "take that car down you igrnant fuker ur ur getting reported"
    "Why are u. Boring old person that has nothing better to be doing dan taking pictures of a car get a kid u low life creep"
    "hey U park like a c**t kerry this photo is personal and I would prefer to keep it private. Would you please take it down?"

    I had an aul look at her page, and she REALLY comes across as a valuable upstanding member of society :pac:


  • #106
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    He deleted that status. Most of responses were either like "shame on you" or just mocking him.

    SHAME! SHAME! SHAME ON YOU! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME ON YOU! :pac:


  • #107
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Gunslinger92 wrote: »
    "Why are u. Boring old person that has nothing better to be doing dan taking pictures of a car get a kid u low life creep"
    :

    Why are you? Get a kid? What?!?


  • #108
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    anna080 wrote: »
    Why are you? Get a kid? What?!?

    It was the "get a kid" bit I came here to comment on

    wtf?
    :confused:


  • #109
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Gunslinger92 wrote: »
    Someone liked a photo that the "you park like a c**t kerry" posted, so it came up on my feed.

    Someone's car had been photographed and sent into the page. They had indeed parked like a class A c**t. Anyway, she wasn't best pleased at having been sent into the page - yes, yes, she had liked the page itself but now that she's been caught she's going mad :pac: So she sent in the following messages

    "take that car down you igrnant fuker ur ur getting reported"
    "Why are u. Boring old person that has nothing better to be doing dan taking pictures of a car get a kid u low life creep"
    "hey U park like a c**t kerry this photo is personal and I would prefer to keep it private. Would you please take it down?"

    I had an aul look at her page, and she REALLY comes across as a valuable upstanding member of society :pac:

    I can't find this Kerry page, any link?


  • #110
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    MonkstownHoop wrote: »
    I can't find this Kerry page, any link?

    Use a 'U' instead of you and don't star out the c**t. Classy. :rolleyes:


  • #111
    Channing Scruffy Teammate
    Posts: 0 ✭ Channing Scruffy Teammate


    It seems that half of my friends have stuck the "YES EQUALITY 2015" message on their Facebook profile pic, including some who would tell a homophobic joke at the drop of a hat, but gay marriage is so on message.


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  • #112
    Hyzepher
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 4,659 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hyzepher


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It seems that half of my friends have stuck the "YES EQUALITY 2015" message on their Facebook profile pic, including some who would tell a homophobic joke at the drop of a hat, but gay marriage is so on message.

    They are Mutually Exclusive to be fair


  • #113
    Turquoise Hexagon Sun
    Registered Users Posts: 532 ✭✭✭Turquoise Hexagon Sun


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It seems that half of my friends have stuck the "YES EQUALITY 2015" message on their Facebook profile pic, including some who would tell a homophobic joke at the drop of a hat, but gay marriage is so on message.

    Yeah but a joke is a joke. This election is real.


  • #114
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,145 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It seems that half of my friends have stuck the "YES EQUALITY 2015" message on their Facebook profile pic, including some who would tell a homophobic joke at the drop of a hat, but gay marriage is so on message.

    Nothing wrong with homophobic jokes. Nothing wrong with jokes about anything. Nothing should be beyond humour.

    It's more important that they vote Yes.


  • #115
    RonanP77
    Registered Users Posts: 1,182 ✭✭✭RonanP77


    MrStuffins wrote:
    Nothing wrong with jokes about anything. Nothing should be beyond humour.


    Yo Momma so fat.......... she's putting serious pressure on her joints and should really consider losing some weight.


  • #116
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    How do you know if someone took part in Darkness into Light?

    They'll post before, during and after pictures on every account they have.


  • #117
    Channing Scruffy Teammate
    Posts: 0 ✭ Channing Scruffy Teammate


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    It's more important that they vote Yes.

    Actually I suspect most of them won't bother voting and aren't that pushed about it either way.

    I can say with certainty that I had never heard one of them identify it as an issue they felt strongly about, ever. Until the campaign started I hadn't even seen a message in Facebook demanding the right to marry, including from my gay friends.


  • #118
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    How do you know if someone took part in Darkness into Light?

    They'll post before, during and after pictures on every account they have.

    This is all over my news feed this morning.

    "Look at me! Aren't I just great".

    Shameless self promotion.

    I have more respect for people who do this sort of thing but don't feel the need to put it in FB.


  • #119
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Sittingpretty wrote: »

    "Look at me! Aren't I just great".

    Shameless self promotion.

    .
    But maybe he/she is just great?!


  • #120
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    coolhull wrote: »
    But maybe he/she is just great?!

    Maybe and I do feel like a bit of a cynic even thinking that way but it seems like one feed at least anyways many of my friends can't do ANYTHING without it being on FB. Total overshare.


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  • #121
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Several girls (and it's always girls, isn't it?!) have clogged up my timeline with their Darkness Into Light posts, showing pictures of themselves posing beside trees and sticking their tongues out for the camera.
    Yes, it's a good thing you've done, but my God aren't you just craving attention?

    "Pints tonight girlos we deserve them after that trek!!!!"
    "tell me about it i shouldnt of worn a bra to be honest it was digin in something cronic few voddies be grand"


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