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09-10-2019, 22:28   #3181
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Lads, keep it close to home with "Vedoneire". Utterly soft,yet with a tenacious hold on the "boys".

No swing,dropout or bounce.

Highly absorbent of the horrors that can lurk around them there bits.

Almost scratchproof, but will put up the battle against the "seam ream"when called upon.

Refuses to build up a fent on the hottest summers day

I'm very impressed by them.

Puts others to torn,stained greasy shame.
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10-10-2019, 09:27   #3182
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My wife bought this cushion yesterday
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What the f*ck was she thinking ???
When I pointed the fact that it looks like a giant anus out to her she got pissed off, and now it's all she can see !

Well yeah, I mean ffs!! who designs this crap ???
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10-10-2019, 10:40   #3183
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At least it's not pink or brown!!!
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10-10-2019, 10:54   #3184
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Wasn’t there a “things that look like arse holes” thread before? Prime candidate there, H.
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10-10-2019, 11:20   #3185
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I'm using the Tokyo Laundry ones out of TK Max , comfortable but not to clingy and snug so damn all sweating when the pressure comes on.
I don't look for too much longevity in jocks anymore, feck the carbon footprint. I like a new 3 pack fairly often and get rid of the other ones as soon as they show signs of wear or getting bally in the wash
Same here.
Eamonn Ryan can whistle if he thinks any right-minded man who values personal hygiene is going to do any different.

I do the same with duvet covers and pillowcases.
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10-10-2019, 12:16   #3186
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Lads, keep it close to home with "Vedoneire". Utterly soft,yet with a tenacious hold on the "boys".

No swing,dropout or bounce.

Highly absorbent of the horrors that can lurk around them there bits.

Almost scratchproof, but will put up the battle against the "seam ream"when called upon.

Refuses to build up a fent on the hottest summers day

I'm very impressed by them.

Puts others to torn,stained greasy shame.
Vedoneire? You 85 and living in a nursing home, pal?
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10-10-2019, 14:09   #3187
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Wasn’t there a “things that look like arse holes” thread before? Prime candidate there, H.
Was there a picture of you in that thread?

Hmmm...?
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10-10-2019, 14:12   #3188
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At least it's not pink or brown!!!
I would put a strategic blob of Nutella on it
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Was there a picture of you in that thread?

Hmmm...?
Clean ‘headshot’ there UC.
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10-10-2019, 14:18   #3190
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Hopefully the contributors to this esteemed senate of debate and intellectual enquiry will forgive me for going off on a bit of a tangent, but something has been bothering me for quite some time.

Has anyone noticed a dramatic decrease in the quality of branded underwear? Usually operate a 10 pair rota - new pair of boxers daily with 3 spare pairs for overnights or emergency changes. So washed once a week. The gusset is giving up on them after about 3 months though - holes developing in the crotch and sump area. Using premium washing powder and conditioner and putting them on a 40 degree wash at 1000 revolutions per minute. All within the standard operating manual.

Now we’re not talking Brendan Bendar specials here - 14 pairs of yellowing briefs routed out from the final reductions bin in Guineys. No, I’m talking premium brands - Pringle, Bjorn Borg, Calvin Klein etc.

Is this yet another sign of the death of quality and the late stages of capitalism? Poor quality cotton won’t last long when in daily contact with the naturally acidic qualities of ball grease and sump oil.
Those brands are all Sports Direct own brands these days. The shame.

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Was there a picture of you in that thread?

Hmmm...?
A low blow, U.

Not appreciated. We don’t need comments like that dragging down this esteemed “confab” with nasty attacks like that.
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A low blow, U.

Not appreciated. We don’t need comments like that dragging down this esteemed “confab” with nasty attacks like that.
Apologies ES, got a bit worked up there. I had a fish curry last night with half a loaf of brown bread. Feeling a bit bound up today.
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Further proof of Johnny's theory. A good deposit will have you feeling like a new man* again, UC.


* Did I just presume your gender? Yeah, yeah I did.
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Apologies ES, got a bit worked up there. I had a fish curry last night with half a loaf of brown bread. Feeling a bit bound up today.
Apology accepted, U. These things happen. Looking back on it now it was a good “dig”.

The brown bread is a real sly dog. I’ve been eating a bit myself lately. Too much, really. I’ve found that I still have my late night “visit” but my morning/afternoon ones have all but vanished.

The farts are, as I’ve heard said on here, “wojus”. Really stinks, like something died up there. No difficultly in getting out the bolus, itself, but it’s a long smelly day.

Would not like to add any “fish curry” to that mix. Hope you’re holding up well. Or as well as can be.
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Had an awful day yesterday, wasn't arsed getting a proper lunch so dropped into Lidl and picked up two of their sandwiches, egg mayo and a BLT. Nice sandwiches I have to say. But the bread did NOT agree with me; my intolerance to wheat or whatever it is flared up. Was on the drive home from work and the cramps were unbearable, I was genuinely concerned i'd let a squirt out straight into my pants.

Landed the car in the garage arseways, left the door open and jogged as fast as my clenched buttocks would allow down the garden. The cramps with me come and go and like clockwork, as soon as I put the key in the back door, the pain disappeared. Time I thought to get the wood stove lit. No sooner had I the match struck, the cramps returned with vengeance, near dropped a load straight onto the dining room floor. This time it was proper urgent, I ran for the stairs and bundled into the toilet and emptied a constant stream of hot arse chowder into the pan. No time to paper down so the collateral damage wasn't pleasant. As soon as I stood up, the cramps started again and I went for round two.

I felt like death still and 20 minutes later I was back in for round three. And no lie, round four just before bed. At that stage it was time for a shower, I felt like a filthy, empty, drained man. A traumatic ordeal for the arse and mind alike.
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