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09-10-2019, 21:07   #1
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Six million dollar man

My girlfriend with her dirty mind that noticed it and pointed this out.

Where's his penis gone?

Better than he was before, except when it comes to pleasing the ladies. Why couldn't they have built a bionic penis too?
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09-10-2019, 21:09   #2
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Send a picture of your girlfriend.
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Theres only one Steve Austin and this cockless wonder isnt him.
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My girlfriend with her dirty mind that noticed it and pointed this out.

Where's his penis gone?

Better than he was before, except when it comes to pleasing the ladies. Why couldn't they have built a bionic penis too?

A penis would have cost an arm and a leg, and they’d have been back to square one

Upon reading the title though, I thought you were referring to this chap -

Watch: Tetraplegic man walks again thanks to mind-reading exoskeleton
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Isn’t he Ash’s auld lad in S02E01? it’s up on Netflix now
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09-10-2019, 21:45   #6
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Maybe it's just retractable now, less of a weak spot

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I think you'll find they actually removed his left leg, and used his penis instead for efficiency - it tapers appropriately where it disappears into the shoe. If you watch any of the episodes, you'll never see him barefoot for this reason.
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He would've been no good in bed anyway. Coz he's stone cold.
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