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Trying to write something romantic on a card

  • 14-02-2019 2:37pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 6,037 ✭✭✭


    Im dreadful at this sort of thing. Any ideas? Nothing too cheesy.


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 4,980 Mod ✭✭✭✭Genghis Cant


    Im dreadful at this sort of thing. Any ideas? Nothing too cheesy.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'd rather your sister,
    But I'm stuck with you?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,533 ✭✭✭Beta Ray Bill


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    Give me head,
    Cause I love you?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    I got one from herself about duct tape, wouldn't go down well in these parts!

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    If you go to bed with me I'll give you my netflix password .. deal?


  • Registered Users Posts: 926 ✭✭✭Icaras


    Anal?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Some people can
    Write good rhyming verse in perfect iambic pentameter,
    But I can't. Get yer knickers off.


  • Registered Users Posts: 927 ✭✭✭BuboBubo


    Roses are red
    Violets are glorious
    Don't turn your back
    On Oscar Pistorius


  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭[Deleted User]


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'd love the ride
    But you are a poo.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭Greg81


    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Vodka is cheaper,
    Than dinner For Two

    Roses are red,
    Violets are glorious,
    Never Surprise,
    Oscar Pistorius

    Roses are gray,
    Violets are grayer,
    F**k this poem,
    Listen to Slayer


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    I know what I want, and I want it now.
    I want you


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  • Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Some people can
    Write good rhyming verse in perfect iambic pentameter,
    But I can't. Get yer knickers off.

    Genuine lol


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I suppose a ride's out of the question?


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    "apples be ripe
    nuts be brown
    petticoats up
    trousers down"


  • Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭rgodard80a


    Im dreadful at this sort of thing. Any ideas? Nothing too cheesy.

    "My words are inadequate to express how I feel about you"

    Doesn't commit to anything :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Roses are red
    And you are a ride
    Can I tickle your bellybutton
    From the inside


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Roses are red
    And you are a ride
    Can I tickle your bellybutton
    From the inside

    :pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,617 ✭✭✭votecounts


    Do you ride?
    If so, love you


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,354 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Violets are blue ,
    Roses are red ,
    I'm off out with lads,
    You're sleeping in the shed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,745 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Violets are red
    Roses are blue
    I think I might be having a seizure.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,258 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    For the past 20 years I've received a Valentine's card from a secret Admirer.

    I was gutted not to get one this year!

    First my Gran dies, now this!



    :(

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,653 ✭✭✭✭Plumbthedepths


    Roses are sh*t,
    Violets are poo,
    I have tourettes,
    C*nt, w*nk
    F*ck you


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,661 ✭✭✭fxotoole


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    For this poem, I consulted Boards
    And this is the best they could do


  • Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭rgodard80a


    rgodard80a wrote: »
    "My words are inadequate to express how I feel about you"

    Doesn't commit to anything :pac:

    Actually that can be shoehorned into the poem..

    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    my words are inadequate
    to express how I feel about you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,174 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Roses are grey,
    Violets are too,
    Because I'm a dog, for Christ's sake,
    What am I doing trying to write stupid Valentine's Day poems??
    Woof!!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Violets are blue
    And roses are red
    I’ve got a stiffy
    Let’s go to bed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Asking for advice for that on here op is like an equivalent of when Alfalfa got his mates to deliver his love letter to Darla! It won't be good :)



  • Registered Users Posts: 145 ✭✭lurker2000


    If she's a country girl:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got road frontage
    How about you?

    Or from the heart

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    My life only began
    When I met you x


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Roses are red
    You’re great in the sack
    Can I pound your vagina
    Like I’m Liam Neeson and you’re black


  • Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭rgodard80a


    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'd go halves on a morning after pill
    If I could cum inside of you


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,356 ✭✭✭✭mariaalice


    There is no uncheesy way of doing writing something like that unless you are an actual poet, so why not quote a poet who said it so well.

    I like this.

    When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
    And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
    And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
    Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;

    How many loved your moments of glad grace,
    And loved your beauty with love false or true,
    But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
    And loved the sorrows of your changing face;

    And bending down beside the glowing bars,
    Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
    And paced upon the mountains overhead
    And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.

    William Butler Yeats


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