Most annoying Military phases..........

iceage · 14-11-2008 11:07pm #1

We've all probably seen these elsewhere but I thought it might lighten the mood around here, So I'll go first. Keep it clean guys.

"Well Done for that - take yesterday off!

Get the idea? I need a fecking laugh.

iceage · 15-11-2008 4:44pm

"Press up position, Down.............................Up, Down...........................":P

Grizzly 45 · 15-11-2008 6:25pm

Hurry up...and wait.

Latchy · 15-11-2008 6:28pm

Jolly good show major .

Or cle dass, cle dass ,cle dass ,...cle

IRISH RAIL · 15-11-2008 10:36pm

have a look around there and tell me if theres troops on the road

Hande hoche! · 16-11-2008 4:04am

I am not an officer I work for a living.:rolleyes:

samhail · 16-11-2008 12:25pm

Hande hoche! wrote: »

I am not an officer I work for a living.:rolleyes:

dont call me sir - i work for a living !

samhail · 16-11-2008 12:25pm

heh actually my signature has the best ones

Leadership · 16-11-2008 12:30pm

"Take a look around you now men..... (pause for effect).... as not all you will be coming home"

iceage · 16-11-2008 8:56pm

Mind over matter gents....I don't mind, and you don't matter!

newby.204 · 18-11-2008 1:59am

camo up

Hagar · 18-11-2008 2:01pm

No, no, no. Your other left foot.

andrewh5 · 18-11-2008 2:08pm

Skin is waterproof.

Death is nature's way of telling you that you have failed selection.

iceage · 19-11-2008 5:33pm

Pain is weakness leaving the body.............................What a load of b*llicks

Hande hoche! · 19-11-2008 11:04pm

It's called drill because I drill it into your head.

iceage · 29-11-2008 11:51pm

"If you f*ck up on my wange and are not dead... I'll wap that F*ckin Weppin awound your f*ckin head"

A direct quote from my old SSgt. As you can see he had a bit of a lisp. And a bit of a temper.

acmatman · 01-12-2008 12:36pm

get your hair cut and swing your arms

Manic Moran · 02-12-2008 12:45am

"Hoo-ah"

Or other related grunts, such as "hua", "huah", "oo-up", "oo-ah" and so on.

There are perfectly good words in the English language that can be used. "Yes" strikes me as being a fair alternative.

NTM

Duffers · 02-12-2008 8:52pm

'Drill is a pill, and must be taken twice daily'
But the most annoying is the over use of the word 'smash'.
'I'm going to smash some corn flakes'
'I smashed her back doors in'
'fookin smash it up'
'SMMAAAAASSSSH!'
Any use of German, particularly in conjunction with the word 'Chad';
'That was uber chad'

iceage · 02-12-2008 9:55pm

Duffers....there is now half a cup of coffee all over my fookin P.C.

Back doors ehh. Smashing!!!

Manic Moran · 02-12-2008 10:59pm

In fairness, I never minded the AML being called 'The Panzer'

Then again, I'm also someone who knows the Panzerlied in the original German.

NTM

dahamster · 03-12-2008 12:38pm

Get em up!! ( fn over the head)
Once around the square!( collins cork, largest square in europe)

minidazzler · 03-12-2008 4:02pm

Manic Moran wrote: »

"Hoo-ah"

Or other related grunts, such as "hua", "huah", "oo-up", "oo-ah" and so on.

There are perfectly good words in the English language that can be used. "Yes" strikes me as being a fair alternative.

NTM

Ah, your just annoyed that your an officer now so you don't get to say it anymore.

However, I really really can't stand when Irish soldiers say them!!!! They are totally American Military Lexicon, leave it out!!!

dahamster wrote: »

Get em up!! ( fn over the head)
Once around the square!( collins cork, largest square in europe)

Once around the square is only like .5K(or is it 0.5mi?). Not that bad really, Now, 6 times around the square, and I would not be happy!!!

"Smile Lads, Yer gettin paid for this" - Got that said to me during 72 on the ground, that I was doing free because I had too many days done. So no MotherFcuker, I am not getting paid for it!!!!

Poccington · 03-12-2008 7:06pm

minidazzler wrote: »

Once around the square is only like .5K(or is it 0.5mi?). Not that bad really, Now, 6 times around the square, and I would not be happy!!!

6 times is only 3k, not that bad really

"Next parade, Dress Cat 4 Romeo" not nice because that particular time involved over an hour of contact drills around an airfield. Anyone familiar with CBRN will know just how unpleasant that can be.

"Everyone into the Tony Quinn position"

"Cossack walk to the armoury.... With your rifles over your heads"

"Hit the deck!"

"Everyone outside now!" not nice because I still hadn't finished my food

"I'll run you all until you die"

There's way too many to list

dahamster · 03-12-2008 8:20pm

minidazzler wrote: »

Once around the square is only like .5K(or is it 0.5mi?). Not that bad really, Now, 6 times around the square, and I would not be happy!!!

Is bad when you have been doing it all day.

Of course there is

grenade!! while on tactics

ex_infantry man · 04-12-2008 5:27pm

when the cpl shouts " are you ****tting me" or "20 pages on the inside of a golf ball by revellie tomorrow"

iceage · 07-12-2008 11:41pm

"STAND STILL!!!!!" :rolleyes:

Duffers · 08-12-2008 1:35am

'Get all your sh!t in one sock', arrghh.:mad:
'We're good to go'
Describing people as 'pax'

concussion · 08-12-2008 5:16pm

'Get it done',

'It's a RIGHT-about turn not left-about turn...'

Did you shave this morning?.....Did you use a mirror?....Next time use a razor'

'We need two for the kitchens'

'Stand closer to the razor next time'

'Not by my watch....'

Manic Moran · 09-12-2008 12:43am

Describing people as 'pax'

Oh, you guys do it too? I have no idea how that started, I thought it was just an odd Americanism.

NTM

minidazzler · 09-12-2008 12:45am

Don't call me sir, I work for a living.

Most annoying Military phases..........

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